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the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
november's free post: wrote about Pluribus, the instant best show on TV, and what i think people are getting wrong about it: capybaroness.substack.com/p/everyone-i...
Pluribus is Real TV
Vince Gilligan's intimate story of global disaster is brilliant, but it's not about AI
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November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
november's free post: wrote about Pluribus, the instant best show on TV, and what i think people are getting wrong about it: capybaroness.substack.com/p/everyone-i...
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FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social #36 calls in our high-powered special council @capybaroness.bsky.social to legislate THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, a deeply tedious court drama disguised as horror, that postures as philosophical without a single though in its head
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November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
FOLKS, @boxofficegross.bsky.social #36 calls in our high-powered special council @capybaroness.bsky.social to legislate THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, a deeply tedious court drama disguised as horror, that postures as philosophical without a single though in its head
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
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my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my least favorite thing about the Springsteen movie, you should not make a biopic if you understand the person at its center this poorly
october's rodent roundup is up! discussing everything from my new love of Chainsaw Man to Gravity's Rainbow to Subway Builder open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
rodent roundup - october 2025
feat. Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere, Chainsaw Man, Silksong, Karen Mindset
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November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
october's rodent roundup is up! discussing everything from my new love of Chainsaw Man to Gravity's Rainbow to Subway Builder open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
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Vote Vote VOTE!!! Best tee shirt ever
November 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Vote Vote VOTE!!! Best tee shirt ever
it's never been posted on this website so i just wanted to say: ohtani betts but he's a freeman
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it's never been posted on this website so i just wanted to say: ohtani betts but he's a freeman
will smith just slapped base ball at the oscars
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
will smith just slapped base ball at the oscars
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
Chainsaw Man The Movie Reze Arc: like the preceding show, brilliant and tender and funny, with plenty on its mind about sex and violence and the ways people live with their own exploitation. i loved it
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Chainsaw Man The Movie Reze Arc: like the preceding show, brilliant and tender and funny, with plenty on its mind about sex and violence and the ways people live with their own exploitation. i loved it
my spoiler-free review of Bugonia, opening tomorrow, now up. i think it's one of the best American films of the year, and i wonder if Lanthimos will ever make something like it again open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
All You're Gonna Be Is Mean
Yorgos Lanthimos' newest finds him settling into a familiar (and successful) lane
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October 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
my spoiler-free review of Bugonia, opening tomorrow, now up. i think it's one of the best American films of the year, and i wonder if Lanthimos will ever make something like it again open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
worth reading this entire section. this is what everything is about.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
worth reading this entire section. this is what everything is about.
the nba is so insanely back
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the nba is so insanely back
i hope michael jordan’s segment is just thin screaming at the players and calling them slurs like in the old days
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i hope michael jordan’s segment is just thin screaming at the players and calling them slurs like in the old days
2025-26 official nba predictions
MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Flagg
DPOY: Wemby
MIP: Nembhard
Clutch: who cares
finals: Nuggets v Knicks
champ: Nuggets
MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Flagg
DPOY: Wemby
MIP: Nembhard
Clutch: who cares
finals: Nuggets v Knicks
champ: Nuggets
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
2025-26 official nba predictions
MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Flagg
DPOY: Wemby
MIP: Nembhard
Clutch: who cares
finals: Nuggets v Knicks
champ: Nuggets
MVP: Jokic
ROTY: Flagg
DPOY: Wemby
MIP: Nembhard
Clutch: who cares
finals: Nuggets v Knicks
champ: Nuggets
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they don't list him any more because they just renamed it the "joel embiid memorial Sixers injury report" instead
Joel Embiid is NOT listed on the Sixers injury report for tomorrow's season opener against the Boston Celtics.
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
they don't list him any more because they just renamed it the "joel embiid memorial Sixers injury report" instead
Roofman has died
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Roofman has died
hi! in honor of the start of a new nba season, i've made this post totally free and even updated some entries to reflect moves made in the offseason. enjoy!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
A Novice's Guide to Which NBA Teams are Good and Which Are Evil
NEW: Post-offseason Update!
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October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
hi! in honor of the start of a new nba season, i've made this post totally free and even updated some entries to reflect moves made in the offseason. enjoy!!! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...
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October 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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winner! assuming we put this as Contemporary Horror Mount Rushmore and have a separate classic one with Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Janet Leigh, Vincent Price
Brad Dourif and Tony Todd?
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
winner! assuming we put this as Contemporary Horror Mount Rushmore and have a separate classic one with Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Janet Leigh, Vincent Price
Jeffrey Combs has got to be on the horror movie actor mount rushmore. with Sheryl Lee and uh two more guys
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Jeffrey Combs has got to be on the horror movie actor mount rushmore. with Sheryl Lee and uh two more guys
first watching the godfather as a young cinephile, i was intrigued by the line "leave the gun, take the cannoli". i thought "cannoli" was some kind of expensive italian meat or sausage which you'd be a fool to pass up for free. learning that it's just a pastry was, to say the least, shocking.
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
first watching the godfather as a young cinephile, i was intrigued by the line "leave the gun, take the cannoli". i thought "cannoli" was some kind of expensive italian meat or sausage which you'd be a fool to pass up for free. learning that it's just a pastry was, to say the least, shocking.