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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 9h

This was a delightful way to find out

Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 9h

Dick Cheney dead, huh? Flames of Hell burning a little brighter now? Devil himself seeing to the torture, to make sure it's really Cheney? Cheney shooting himself in the face with a shotgun for all eternity?

Huh.

So, how're you doing? You're looking great, btw.

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 11h

Pressure washed to the bone, I'd suggest

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 20h

Is it the yips if you're throwing the game because you've got money on the line?

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jade @goblinmode.com · 21h

basically one of the best times in recent history to invest in being a hater

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 23h

Another quote from Coca-Cola's Head of Generative-AI:

“The haters on the Internet are the loudest. A lot of the people complaining last year were from the creative industry who were just afraid"

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 1d

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus jones, what a gutpunch

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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 2d

When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 2d

Non zero overlap there, im afraid

Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 2d

I think they have enough self awareness to know saying "i want you to pay attention to me, its the only time I feel alive" would he off putting, but since they have no other aspects to express they just end up bland

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ᴄᴏᴍʀᴀᴅe ʙeʟᴠesᴄᴀʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 2d

Brennan Lee Mulligan on the set of D20 with a speech bubble as if he were playing a small town character saying the quoted post

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Dorian @dorwright.bsky.social · 2d

When Mamdani wins all these little Vichy assholes are going to act like they always supported him and I hope he very publicly tells them to eat shit.

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Interdepartmental Memento Mori @quatoria.bsky.social · 3d

brianna wu is aspirational social climber pick-me scum. there is nothing and no one she won’t betray to get closer to power and status.

she is crawling back and begging to squash beef now only because of how thoroughly the right rejects her, and she will betray us again the next chance she gets.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 4d

I think refusal to swear in Adelita Grijalva could be useful. Democrats - who should have expelled from Congress every January 6 planner on January 7 - should refuse to swear in those same folks when they have the majority in 2027.

Just say no, we won't be doing that, and move on.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 3d

i’m a thin-skinned libertarian cryptofascist who melts down at the slightest whiff of criticism from the user base of my website. time to add a ‘dislike post’ button and take a big sip of coffee,

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Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social · 3d

Homey literally said "touch mass"

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 3d

why would he come for online trads like this

In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”

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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 19d

All hell can’t stop us now.

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 3d

I hope they add a pool

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 3d

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3d

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

Didn't like last night's loss, but heartened by the fact that it seems like the Dodgers can only win against the Jays on the back of incredibly unlikely events like an 18 inning game or a ball getting stuck in the wall.

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 3d

Like, he consumed the turf, dirt and all? Or fell on his face?

Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 3d

Just gotta outlaw him from society, for everyone's protection (especially the Blue Jays)

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 3d

NYC missed connections:

erin @equifax.bsky.social · 3d

we just saw a kim kitsuragi and harry couples costume on the street and when gio was like “hell yeah” they yelled “SUNRISE, PARABELLUM!” the vibes have literally never been better

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 4d

Seeing it visualized like this is so stark

Skip Intro @skipintroyt.bsky.social · 4d

this graphic is everything. this is why people overestimate the prevalence of violent crime and terrorism and support punitive police measures.

they are quite literally distorting reality in order to keep you scared of the wrong things.

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tom bloom (scrungled) @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 5d

perhaps it is a millennial disease, this sort of juvenile clinging to ‘cosy’ narrative. a world free of suffering or consequence, a convenient world, ignoring the work. Ignoring the work entirely

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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds like 500 billion dollars a year for the next four years is totally achievable then