Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.
📍 Houston
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Anyways, fuck Ted Cruz.
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
when someone is talking to me about their fantasy football bad beat
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
when someone is talking to me about their fantasy football bad beat
The least Trump could have done is gotten us a THE NICE GUYS sequel.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The least Trump could have done is gotten us a THE NICE GUYS sequel.
All pie is good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
All pie is good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
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The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
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we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
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the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
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It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
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Trump was ok with Mamdani calling him a fascist while next to him in the Oval Office not because trump is a good sport ever but because he believes everyone else is as empty and cynical as he is, and that Mamdani just says those things for the base and couldn’t possibly mean it even tho Zohran does
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trump was ok with Mamdani calling him a fascist while next to him in the Oval Office not because trump is a good sport ever but because he believes everyone else is as empty and cynical as he is, and that Mamdani just says those things for the base and couldn’t possibly mean it even tho Zohran does
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR
I refuse to pay money to read about Olivia Nuzzi’s kinks. I have to draw the line somewhere.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I refuse to pay money to read about Olivia Nuzzi’s kinks. I have to draw the line somewhere.
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“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
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“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
I don't know if it makes sense to describe what happened today as "good PR". The Fox crowd doesn't seem terribly thrilled about the meeting either.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right