Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast. 📍 Houston
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Lee Greenwood featuring the Klan vampires from SINNERS who sung “Pick Poor Robin Clean”
“must miss!”
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I wish this loser would get a fucking life
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The fact the President of the United States is allowed to use the office to personally enrich himself without pushback just speaks to how thoroughly this man has broken our society. This sort of thing was an SNL skit ten years ago.
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Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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If a reporter today asks Trump to define exactly what habeas corpus means I will donate $200 to their charity of choice.
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we shouldn’t put it in the newspaper he got mad
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The Hulk Hogan Accords. It’s time.
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cool man I’m gonna go workout. i won’t put it in the newspapers you got mad
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Damn dude dude if I were still this mad about something that happened 10 years ago I’d go to therapy
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Kershaw was the only trash can we needed to win that series.
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And people expect me to believe the Astros needed trash cans to beat this bum.
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One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.
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Clayton Kershaw once the postseason arrives
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Yes things are bad right now but the bolognese…the bolognese is good.
it’s good
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I hate everyone who voted to make this sentence a reality. Fuck every single one of you.
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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Yet another incident that would’ve gotten any other president immediately impeached that is only the 127th worst thing Trump has done in 2025.
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You would think the President of the United States living in an alternate reality where Portland doesn’t have open stores anymore would interest someone like @jaketapper.bsky.social but I guess there’s not a book deal involved.
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Trump after Stephen Miller hooks him up for his nightly six hour viewing of AI videos showing downtown Portland being depicted like the Battle of Mogadishu
Why, we've hardly started.
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this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
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Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
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I’m convinced Stephen Miller is just showing Trump AI videos of Portland burning down every night.
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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“I made an AI video of myself dressed as Batman beating up people of color.”

of course you did, you’re twelve
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Republicans are losing the shutdown messaging battle because they want Americans to believe Democrats are trying to give illegal immigrants free healthcare, something Republicans won’t even give to U.S. citizens.