Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.
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Anyways, fuck Ted Cruz.
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we're bringing back severing ties with family members who support trump this year
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
we're bringing back severing ties with family members who support trump this year
First drink of the long holiday weekend: Basil Hayden Old Fashioned at 5:45 pm Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
First drink of the long holiday weekend: Basil Hayden Old Fashioned at 5:45 pm Wednesday.
The day Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi met
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The day Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi met
Libs of Tik Tok has already posted over 20 tweets blaming Democrats for their deaths.
Annnnnnd now the West Virginia governor says he's not sure about the condition of the National Guardsmen.
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Libs of Tik Tok has already posted over 20 tweets blaming Democrats for their deaths.
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
I just slammed shut my laptop so hard it shook the walls of my apartment. Time to get drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I just slammed shut my laptop so hard it shook the walls of my apartment. Time to get drunk.
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
I’ve never posted this meme harder
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve never posted this meme harder
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
The least Trump could have done is gotten us a THE NICE GUYS sequel.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The least Trump could have done is gotten us a THE NICE GUYS sequel.
All pie is good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
All pie is good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I would pay $5,000 to watch Donald Trump attempt an F45 workout.
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The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
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we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
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the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
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It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”