Chris Jackson
@chriscjackson.bsky.social
Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.
📍 Houston
📍 Houston
Pinned
Anyways, fuck Ted Cruz.
Gobble and Waddle are on the Epstein List. What do they know.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gobble and Waddle are on the Epstein List. What do they know.
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The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They think they’re going to get away with everything. The 2028 Democratic nominee has to promise swift prosecution of these fucks.
It’s a banger for me
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s a banger for me
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you want to retire in Trump’s America you can do it one of two ways: 1) Scamming your elderly relatives in a crypto pump and dump scheme or 2) moving to Mongolia and getting paid by Twitter for repeatedly saying the r-slur.
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we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts
Good idea to annoy flyers about their wardrobe right before the busiest travel days of the year
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Good idea to annoy flyers about their wardrobe right before the busiest travel days of the year
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I would love to watch Sean Duffy go up to a single parent flying with multiple kids gritting through their teeth to not kill someone at the terminal and comment they’re dressed too casually but that’s because I really want to see this turd get punched in the neck.
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re going to spend four years trying to exact revenge upon Donald Trump enemies and our only saving grace is that these chucklefucks are too incompetent to successfully install an autocracy.
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the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the ONLY way this thing was ever gonna end
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They brought a homemade gallows to the Capitol.
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It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s so frightening and disheartening that we as a country are allowing masked thugs to operate like this. At least this suggests they may have shame.
[hears the ball swish through the net as the horn blares and all zeroes on the clock]
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
[hears the ball swish through the net as the horn blares and all zeroes on the clock]
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
Favorite Eagle by far
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Favorite Eagle by far
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Trump was ok with Mamdani calling him a fascist while next to him in the Oval Office not because trump is a good sport ever but because he believes everyone else is as empty and cynical as he is, and that Mamdani just says those things for the base and couldn’t possibly mean it even tho Zohran does
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trump was ok with Mamdani calling him a fascist while next to him in the Oval Office not because trump is a good sport ever but because he believes everyone else is as empty and cynical as he is, and that Mamdani just says those things for the base and couldn’t possibly mean it even tho Zohran does
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR
I refuse to pay money to read about Olivia Nuzzi’s kinks. I have to draw the line somewhere.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I refuse to pay money to read about Olivia Nuzzi’s kinks. I have to draw the line somewhere.
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“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”