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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 43m

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 7h

In my heart, I am a surgeon

It’s just that in reality I see a little blood and I get all scared and woozy and I need a nap and a lil treat to calm myself down

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 7h

Look obviously this is very bad but knowing how these fucking idiots operate there’s a decent chance they’re about to have treasury accountants rappel into a state house building in full tactical gear and I can’t pretend that wouldn’t be funny

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 8h

The Trump admin reportedly plans to deploy the FBI, DHS, DOJ, IRS and the Treasury Dept. against left-wing groups it accuses of 'funding and organizing political violence'

INSIGHT-Trump’s War On The Left: Inside The Plan To Investigate Liberal Groups

The Trump admin plans to deploy America's counter-terrorism apparatus against left-wing groups it accuses of funding and organizing political violence, the officials said.

www.huffpost.com

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 11h

Antifa Waluigi and I were twitter mutuals, I will never forget him

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 12h

100%, it’s also WAY more likely to go viral if it’s something absolutely absurd that people can’t look away from

wesin-🎃a spooky version of 🎃-japan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 12h

I've been going over these costume tactics with my Crisis Comms students. I have to say, they are very effective in defusing the Trump messaging. One student even said today that it was a way of deescalating.

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 13h

I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 13h

I’m not kidding when I say these weird ass costumes and antics are actually an extremely effective tactic from a media standpoint bc when enough people do them, the media can’t fully scrub them out

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 16h

Doing this without any scraping feels like Dad Achievement Unlocked

I have parked my car millimeters from the curb

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 19h

I am the Grinch for Halloween

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 19h

October is the best month, or at least it would be if everyone wasn’t fucking obsessed with that stupid holiday at the end of it

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 23h

Kendrick feels like he’s on another level from everyone else and I’m not even a fan of his music

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

They have to spend 34 million per pitcher’s career they destroy through injuries

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t love your team any more than them I just don’t think they’re trying to ruin baseball

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

No but they sign every goddamn player other than my precious baby angel Juan Soto

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

They are desperate for everyone to love them because they know their team and they themselves are fundamentally unlovable

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 1d

they’re so sensitive for a fanbase that gets everything they want and is actively coddled by the league lmao like what more do you want

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Blocking lots of basic baby bitch dodger fans tonight, have fun lacking a soul you twerps

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

I have no love for the angels but signing with the fucking dodgers in free agency? Fuck that. I hope his legs fall off

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck the dodgers is my problem

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Possibly but I’m fucking tired of really cool players coming over to MLB and all signing with the same fucking team

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Tbf I also think this about the Yankees, aka Dodgers East

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully Roki Sasaki’s arm has permanently exploded

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Nats but honestly I think it’s everyone’s patriotic duty to hate the dodgers

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