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C.A. Pinkham
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I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him

Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte

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The conservative war on hand dryers isn’t the most consequential thing they do but it might be the most stupid
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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There was a heated argument in the room over the ruggedness of Brawny vs the softer texture of Bounty but it was resolved in civil debate and a consensus was reached. That’s what Mr Bezos expects from us in the Duke’s Hot Sauce Habanero Ass Blast Debate Room presented by Rocket Mortgage
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This man is a king and must be protected at all costs, I will root for him forever now, I don’t even care if he plays for the Giants or Cardinals
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Until I die, I will be the president of the Allen Iverson Anti-Fan Club
I would pay money to have the doc devote one sentence to Iverson, it's all he ever deserved
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
History of the NBA/WNBA or the Olympics would be my two picks. The latter there’s almost an unlimited number of things to draw from
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I always dressed normal on flights but now I’m gonna make it a point to look like absolute shit
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Deeny I'm not high enough for this
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Even Pats fans didn’t develop this sense of deranged despair mixed with arrogance
Incredible how a scant decade ago this team had never won a ring and yet now it’s fans feel entitled to win every game by multiple TDs or the Coach Must Be Sacrificed
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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We get it, you had to sit at the kids table until you were 22
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The only way to make this argument is to do a 1:1 and ignore the fact we were churning out Shermans like a factory from fucking Looney Tunes by a couple years into the war
I hate it because it drops this dogshit in the first 10 seconds
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Last time I reposted it jumped by $300, it’s so close now
Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me watching an episode of dimension 20 for the first time and seeing Siobhan Thompson’s work
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
His ability to consistently nail the best possible answer to any question he’s asked is frankly remarkable
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Caps may have lost last night but a talentless 6’9” Lightning goon forcing Tom Wilson into an unwanted fight and then getting the absolute shit kicked out of him was fun
Tom Wilson seems to insinuate Lightning tried to have Curtis Douglas ambush him: ‘Bit of a weird line change, and all of a sudden, we’re in a fight’
Tom Wilson got into just his second fight of the season against the Tampa Bay Lightning on Saturday night. While Wilson wasn't…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
An inbred noble not knowing words can mean different things is pretty on the nose tbf
i'm howling.

area academic man in the House of Lords unaware of words with multiple definitions
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One last push, Ariana is really close to the goal here
Topline: Ariana is a young journalist targeted by the Ortega regime in Nicaragua. ICE is just straight up attempting to have a journalist—who was granted asylum—executed using a single missed phone call (if it even was made and they’re not just lying) as a bogus justification
So this is someone I know who got snatched by ICE for the crime of missing a phone call while she was at work. She needs help and it would be good to help her.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
In the wake of the last 24 hours, well, no wonder he believes this
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I had one of these earlier today
Hey, so, real quick: we can all tell when you've purposely misread someone's skeet with malicious interpretation so your impotent rage and condescending smugness looks smarter to you. Sorry if you didn't know.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I will simply not be descending to the bait of the anti-Turkey brigade this year
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I think it’s bad that ai allows people to pretend to live in completely separate realities so they don’t have to process news and events that make them uncomfortable. I think that is bad for the health of society!
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.

They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A second Xhekaj has hit the Bell Centre
Canadiens recall Florian Xhekaj, brother of Arber
The Canadiens recalled forward Florian Xhekaj, the younger brother of defenseman Arber Xhekaj, from the Laval Rocket of the American Hockey League on Friday.
www.espn.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
show me the lie
It also implies that “Writer” is a medical condition, which would explain a lot.
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
goddamit I hate it when this big wet bitch actually makes me laugh
[bunch of stuff about how terrible Marjorie Taylor Greene is]

“Nevertheless, I will always appreciate Marjorie, and thank her for her service to our Country!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM