C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
[email protected]
I do in fact believe that pirating a writer’s book is stealing and does materially affect them and you should not do that
I think that if you want to read a book, you should either buy that book or go get it at the library
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I do in fact believe that pirating a writer’s book is stealing and does materially affect them and you should not do that
I think that if you want to read a book, you should either buy that book or go get it at the library
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think that if you want to read a book, you should either buy that book or go get it at the library
There’s a specific feeling as a writer of first encountering the work of another writer whose sentences are so good it makes you angry that they’re so much better than you but grinning too stupidly to care
It’s unbelievably horrifying and also one of the funniest paragraphs I’ve ever read in my entire fucking life
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
There’s a specific feeling as a writer of first encountering the work of another writer whose sentences are so good it makes you angry that they’re so much better than you but grinning too stupidly to care
I hate how hard I’m laughing at this first paragraph
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hate how hard I’m laughing at this first paragraph
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
I bet I’d really like Iannucci’s series on British politics if I understood one single thing they were talking about ever
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I bet I’d really like Iannucci’s series on British politics if I understood one single thing they were talking about ever
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
"overrated" - anyone with common sense
The Nightmare Before Christmas is…
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
If you make a good post that sets up some truly fantastic riff potential and disable both replies and qts you shall not see the light of heaven
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you make a good post that sets up some truly fantastic riff potential and disable both replies and qts you shall not see the light of heaven
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
I want to make a joke but I’m too consumed by my desire to poke Jeff Wise in the eyeball
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I want to make a joke but I’m too consumed by my desire to poke Jeff Wise in the eyeball
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“Because you didn’t scoop it into a soft spoon and make airplane noises as you aimed it at my face, it’s really your fault that I ended up with puréed carrots all down the front of my shirt.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Because you didn’t scoop it into a soft spoon and make airplane noises as you aimed it at my face, it’s really your fault that I ended up with puréed carrots all down the front of my shirt.”
“Sure, you’ve been right about everything all along, but you made me feel bad, so we’re both to blame”
The blog post is generally correct (poverty line is an outdated measurement that doesn't adequately capture actual cost of sustenance) but I'm charmed that this economist is discovering that long-standing left observations are true... and being precious about it www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Sure, you’ve been right about everything all along, but you made me feel bad, so we’re both to blame”
The conservative war on hand dryers isn’t the most consequential thing they do but it might be the most stupid
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The conservative war on hand dryers isn’t the most consequential thing they do but it might be the most stupid
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There was a heated argument in the room over the ruggedness of Brawny vs the softer texture of Bounty but it was resolved in civil debate and a consensus was reached. That’s what Mr Bezos expects from us in the Duke’s Hot Sauce Habanero Ass Blast Debate Room presented by Rocket Mortgage
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There was a heated argument in the room over the ruggedness of Brawny vs the softer texture of Bounty but it was resolved in civil debate and a consensus was reached. That’s what Mr Bezos expects from us in the Duke’s Hot Sauce Habanero Ass Blast Debate Room presented by Rocket Mortgage
This man is a king and must be protected at all costs, I will root for him forever now, I don’t even care if he plays for the Giants or Cardinals
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This man is a king and must be protected at all costs, I will root for him forever now, I don’t even care if he plays for the Giants or Cardinals
Until I die, I will be the president of the Allen Iverson Anti-Fan Club
I would pay money to have the doc devote one sentence to Iverson, it's all he ever deserved
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Until I die, I will be the president of the Allen Iverson Anti-Fan Club
History of the NBA/WNBA or the Olympics would be my two picks. The latter there’s almost an unlimited number of things to draw from
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
History of the NBA/WNBA or the Olympics would be my two picks. The latter there’s almost an unlimited number of things to draw from
I always dressed normal on flights but now I’m gonna make it a point to look like absolute shit
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I always dressed normal on flights but now I’m gonna make it a point to look like absolute shit
Deeny I'm not high enough for this
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Deeny I'm not high enough for this
Even Pats fans didn’t develop this sense of deranged despair mixed with arrogance
Incredible how a scant decade ago this team had never won a ring and yet now it’s fans feel entitled to win every game by multiple TDs or the Coach Must Be Sacrificed
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Even Pats fans didn’t develop this sense of deranged despair mixed with arrogance
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We get it, you had to sit at the kids table until you were 22
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We get it, you had to sit at the kids table until you were 22
The only way to make this argument is to do a 1:1 and ignore the fact we were churning out Shermans like a factory from fucking Looney Tunes by a couple years into the war
I hate it because it drops this dogshit in the first 10 seconds
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The only way to make this argument is to do a 1:1 and ignore the fact we were churning out Shermans like a factory from fucking Looney Tunes by a couple years into the war