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SHIT_PISSER
@cyberstalin.bsky.social
pervert philosopher. marxism-leninism and gay sex 🇧🇷

longform: https://biel.bearblog.dev/
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WHAT TOP FIVE ARE YOU SMOKING ON AUGUSTUS? MINE IS DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN!
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*obligatory "this isn't a request for advice" sign in bright flashing letters*

Yeah it really is
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
'putinhas no idea' is one of my favorite memes of all time
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
oh nooooo six thousand people follow me i am going to die uh. thank you. it is very very strange to see so many people following me. i am trying not to notice
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it IS hard to make friends in your 30s
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Interference in Honduras' upcoming election by the US is ramping up

Honduras is fighting the Network State colony of Prospera; elections are a critical point in that fight. Like in history, the US is interfering in Central America to secure US investments.

progressive.international/observatory/...
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I find it so funny when a cis straight person lists breeding as one of their kinks, like bb I don't think that's a kink I think that's part of the telos
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
im always doing SOMETHING wrong. im not performing brazilianness correctly by speaking english. everyone knows brazilians are morons who arent allowed to speak more than one language
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
im not sure why people keep misunderstanding this post. i get brazilians doing it and we're right to be defensive of gringos but could anyone do a modicum of research aka looking at my bio
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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god. at least those are not the only ones left, "just" the ones released to the wild. Bolsonaro and the vile germans did not cause the total extinction of the species
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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If you ever played baseball you'd understand the irresistible erotic appeal of a catcher's mitt
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Just got a $400 medical bill so I'm bumping this. Thank you to everyone who has helped so far
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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So does anyone else have a dog that is terrified of brooms?

What's happening here?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
PINK PENIS CLUB IM GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PENIS CLUB
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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it’s been very damaging that most people’s exposure to attachment theory is

1) you have one style
2) it is permanent

In reality:
1) you can have a different attachment in every relationship
2) it can change

Only understood that when I had my first secure attachment at 31 years old.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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you just KNOW he tried to fuck roadkill
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the cum manifesto
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The Rosetta Stone for understanding conservatives is that they’re all deeply stupid.

Even, and oftentimes especially, the highly educated ones.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I can explain: Conservatives think everything they like, including relatively apolitical things like preferred method of gambling are conservative by nature.

This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.

“I like this thing so it’s good.”
what?
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Fortunately I don’t think he’d be interested in us, beyond trying to figure out the best combination of breeding white people pairings to ensure our inclination towards faggotry is erased from the human genome.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
are you fucking kidding me
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
dude that article about the blue macaw is DEVASTATING, bolsonaro is never going to see prison time *for that* because this country only gave a shit when it was a few men impacted by his bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM