Zoe Parker
@itszoeallison.bsky.social
A spiky pile of trauma responses and bad coping mechanisms vaguely arranged into the shape of a woman
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My girlfriend needs some help this month! Any amount makes a difference!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My girlfriend needs some help this month! Any amount makes a difference!!
I am dissociating HARD right now
Feels weird
Feels weird
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am dissociating HARD right now
Feels weird
Feels weird
Nothing.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nothing.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
I just laugh knowing what’s coming.
Me too, sis.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me too, sis.
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Hmmm is now a good time to remind everyone that Max Landis has raped and sexually assaulted so many people that it is literally no exaggeration to call him a serial rapist?
"Max Landis pitches his Down Syndrome thriller"
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Please do not ever tell me "cancel culture" exists again for the rest of my life
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Please do not ever tell me "cancel culture" exists again for the rest of my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hmmm is now a good time to remind everyone that Max Landis has raped and sexually assaulted so many people that it is literally no exaggeration to call him a serial rapist?
So anyways I was saying earlier about modern masculinity being intrinsically linked to conservatism…
Names like Cannon, Remington, Barrett, Gauge, and Gunner have surged. While it's not shocking that nearly all of these are names given to boys, that's actually a sad state of affairs. inequalitybyinteriordesign.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/w...
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So anyways I was saying earlier about modern masculinity being intrinsically linked to conservatism…
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Every other guy online is a debate pervert who gets paid like $750k a year by the Liberty Flame Institute LLC, which nobody has ever heard of, to alternate between saying that the age of consent is too high and that puberty blockers "destroy fertility."
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Every other guy online is a debate pervert who gets paid like $750k a year by the Liberty Flame Institute LLC, which nobody has ever heard of, to alternate between saying that the age of consent is too high and that puberty blockers "destroy fertility."
Finally the trans smut drought is over.
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
[Mature Content] From the smuTTTT community on Reddit: Bisexual nightmare vacation aka an attempt to write semi wholesome long-form smut
Posted by count_0_ - 173 votes and 21 comments
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally the trans smut drought is over.
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
This is some good shit
Bisexual trans girl getting passed around her friend group is so extremely my shit that I’ve actually done it IRL before
Guess who had her 18 month review today, and was specifically noted in the review to be gregarious, and outgoing, and supportive, and good for morale!
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Guess who had her 18 month review today, and was specifically noted in the review to be gregarious, and outgoing, and supportive, and good for morale!
Speaking of drinking and eating… I should do that
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Speaking of drinking and eating… I should do that
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I can explain: Conservatives think everything they like, including relatively apolitical things like preferred method of gambling are conservative by nature.
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I can explain: Conservatives think everything they like, including relatively apolitical things like preferred method of gambling are conservative by nature.
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
This because pretty much every conservative has the mindset of a particularly dumb self-centered child.
“I like this thing so it’s good.”
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"I'm sorry if this message bothered you."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
As a bi trans woman my stance on the women’s sexuality wars is to take the side of whoever is currently being nice to me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
As a bi trans woman my stance on the women’s sexuality wars is to take the side of whoever is currently being nice to me.
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
This is why I am very loud and open and public about all the ways I’m fucked in the head.
So nobody can do this to me.
So nobody can do this to me.
new rule nobody is allowed to diagnose anyone with any psychological conditions in bsky replies anymore
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is why I am very loud and open and public about all the ways I’m fucked in the head.
So nobody can do this to me.
So nobody can do this to me.
Throwing my hat into the pie discourse ring:
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Throwing my hat into the pie discourse ring:
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
Key Lime.
I don’t care if it’s not seasonally appropriate. Get all that other nasty shit away from me.
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The Boy Scouts of my time were an arm of the Christianity industry, and very anti-queer, and I would have loved nothing more than to see the whole institution burned down, but it Heggy now wants the same thing then I assume they must have turned over a new leaf at some point.
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Boy Scouts of my time were an arm of the Christianity industry, and very anti-queer, and I would have loved nothing more than to see the whole institution burned down, but it Heggy now wants the same thing then I assume they must have turned over a new leaf at some point.
If cis gays could stop with their entitled sense of ownership over trans women and what we do with our bodies that’d be lovely.
Or, inevitably failing that, at least get your facts right.
‘Cause most of us either are or want to be on hormones.
Or, inevitably failing that, at least get your facts right.
‘Cause most of us either are or want to be on hormones.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If cis gays could stop with their entitled sense of ownership over trans women and what we do with our bodies that’d be lovely.
Or, inevitably failing that, at least get your facts right.
‘Cause most of us either are or want to be on hormones.
Or, inevitably failing that, at least get your facts right.
‘Cause most of us either are or want to be on hormones.
Fuck. The bisexuality pendulum is swinging towards dudes tonight.
Ugh… I hate being attracted to men.
It’s such a pain in the ass to deal with because I’m attracted to men. Like grown-ass adult men.
And most men aren’t grown-ass adults.
Most men are large children.
Ugh… I hate being attracted to men.
It’s such a pain in the ass to deal with because I’m attracted to men. Like grown-ass adult men.
And most men aren’t grown-ass adults.
Most men are large children.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fuck. The bisexuality pendulum is swinging towards dudes tonight.
Ugh… I hate being attracted to men.
It’s such a pain in the ass to deal with because I’m attracted to men. Like grown-ass adult men.
And most men aren’t grown-ass adults.
Most men are large children.
Ugh… I hate being attracted to men.
It’s such a pain in the ass to deal with because I’m attracted to men. Like grown-ass adult men.
And most men aren’t grown-ass adults.
Most men are large children.
Unexpected side effect of having trauma around “safe” people is that I’m starting to become unreasonably attracted to people who openly advertise themselves as fucked up dangerous freaks.
I’m vibing with it now, but it feels like it could potentially turn bad.
I’m vibing with it now, but it feels like it could potentially turn bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Unexpected side effect of having trauma around “safe” people is that I’m starting to become unreasonably attracted to people who openly advertise themselves as fucked up dangerous freaks.
I’m vibing with it now, but it feels like it could potentially turn bad.
I’m vibing with it now, but it feels like it could potentially turn bad.
Well who among us doesn’t get our bits all gooey over a eugenics loving leather homunculus who sounds like he rims exhaust pipes every night?
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well who among us doesn’t get our bits all gooey over a eugenics loving leather homunculus who sounds like he rims exhaust pipes every night?
The hard truth of the male loneliness crisis no one wants to discuss is that it’s rooted largely in masculinity and manhood’s intrinsic ties to political conservatism.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The hard truth of the male loneliness crisis no one wants to discuss is that it’s rooted largely in masculinity and manhood’s intrinsic ties to political conservatism.
“People are getting sick of men’s shit. Maybe doubling down on that shit is a solution.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“People are getting sick of men’s shit. Maybe doubling down on that shit is a solution.”