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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 11h

That doesn’t say “wet with arousal” to me.

That says “there’s some type of TMNT ooze up in there”.

Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 11h

OK, let’s brighten things up.

One time I read a post on Reddit that described a vagina as “ooey gooey.”

Which may be the most repugnant adjective to ever apply to a person’s genitalia.

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 11h

Hmm. Last few skeets lead me to believe that I’m probably not as cool with never getting the chance to decide if I wanted to have kids as I keep telling myself and everyone else I am.

Kinda seems like it’s actually a major sore spot for me.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13h

you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 11h

To be fair, it’s really hard to advocate for any pro natalist position without becoming infested with Hitler particles, even accidentally.

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 12h

And for those wondering, the infertility is not a trans thing, that’s a being born as a defective medical shit show thing.

I’ve always been infertile.

Natalists think the government should punish me for daring to still try and make a life despite one of its greatest joys being inaccessible to me.

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 12h

Why not also advocate that we infertile wretches just be murdered and butchered and given to families as sustenance.

Just drop the pretense all together and be fully open about how you think infertile women are just useless beasts of burden only fit to serve the real people who can spawn.

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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 13h

“Women who don’t fulfill their biological purpose should be punished”

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 14h

My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!

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samus aran enjoyer @riotlinguist.bsky.social · 12h

guy who believed purity balls have a right to exist "in a free society" also believes women who don't fulfill their childbearing purpose should be penalized, more at 11

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 14h

My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!

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jordan, but spooky 👻🦇🎃 @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 12h

"Your Body, My Choice" but leftistly lol

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 14h

My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!

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psiamnotdrunk @psiamnotdrunk.bsky.social · 12h

If women don’t use their bodies the way I want them to they should be fined by the government lol

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes I get reminded that, as a woman who can’t bear children, that I have no use in this heavily natalist society that actively punishes those who choose not to, or in my case, physically cannot have children
And then comes this fuckin breeder who demands that I pay for his retirement

Fuck off

William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 14h

My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 15h

This Reuters headline. Oof.

Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 13h

I’m an ally. I totally support trans people. I’m absolutely not transphobic.
Don’t read anything into me spending every day on here talking about how we need to sacrifice trans people, and invading the replies of any trans person whenever they dare criticize my emotional support centrist.

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 13h

Dicken

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 13h

Then we can’t afford to protect you either.

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The fake Diogenes @winterpancake.bsky.social · Aug 8

Every time you ghouls tell me to light myself on fire to keep you warm, I'm further convinced this *is* the lesser evil because it made you leave brunch

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The fake Diogenes @winterpancake.bsky.social · Aug 8

If even your "lesser evil" will still push my existence underground, my chance of survival is way better if you come with me

Liz Ryerson @ellaguro.bsky.social · Aug 8

this will definitely make some people on here mad to say, but - i think if Kamala won we'd be seeing a very similar result to what's happening with UK Labour right now

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Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 13h

"We cannot advocate for anything that will actually improve anyone's life, anyway why are the most popular political candidates these days peddling ideological snake oil"

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Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 13h

Have you considered that the reason for the global fascist resurgence is because every 'reasonable centrist' candidate refuses to stand for anything in a world actively crumbling to ash

the tallest stone @talleststone.bsky.social · 15h

I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 18h

They have made it clear that they believe if they make it awful enough to be trans, people will stop being trans. In service of that, the assault of children is a welcome outcome for them.

Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 18h

When politicians like Trump, or Starmer, say & do transphobic things, parents talk about it in front of kids & then the kids bring it to school.

It’s horrific that these kids are being taught to hate & at such an early age.

It is critical we do not import this into Irish politics:

11-year-old trans child allegedly assaulted by fellow student

An 11-year-old trans child was allegedly assaulted by a fellow student over their gender identity, the student's father has claimed.

www.thepinknews.com

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 13h

Super cool living in a country where even the preteens are becoming Nazis,

Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 18h

When politicians like Trump, or Starmer, say & do transphobic things, parents talk about it in front of kids & then the kids bring it to school.

It’s horrific that these kids are being taught to hate & at such an early age.

It is critical we do not import this into Irish politics:

11-year-old trans child allegedly assaulted by fellow student

An 11-year-old trans child was allegedly assaulted by a fellow student over their gender identity, the student's father has claimed.

www.thepinknews.com

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Bob Vylan playing in front of the Israeli embassy for 24 hours @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 13h

When they say trans children don't exist they mean it literally. These monsters adultify trans and racialized children. All violence committed against them is justified. White children are a living metaphor for white purity. Anyone who isn't white and cishet isn't allowed the privilege of childhood

Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 18h

When politicians like Trump, or Starmer, say & do transphobic things, parents talk about it in front of kids & then the kids bring it to school.

It’s horrific that these kids are being taught to hate & at such an early age.

It is critical we do not import this into Irish politics:

11-year-old trans child allegedly assaulted by fellow student

An 11-year-old trans child was allegedly assaulted by a fellow student over their gender identity, the student's father has claimed.

www.thepinknews.com

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 13h

people like Gavin Newsom because they think the phrase "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a universal truth. they cannot comprehend two separate groups hating you.

if racists and misogynists were in a fight, black women don't see one side as the enemy of their enemy, therefore a friend.

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Zombie Allison Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 13h

Objectively speaking, dinosaur/human hybrids being used as elite military operatives is equally as stupid as Chris Pratt snatching a fly out of midair like a fucking kung fu master.