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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 14d

oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.

reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

does your non binary child feel safe at home?

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

humiliated

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

we should be willing to face consequences. you don't only do the right thing when it's convenient

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

hey Mark, why did you shut your mouth and look at the floor while trump insulted trans people? does your non binary child not matter to you? will you be surprised in a few years when they go no contact?

you're a fucking worm

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

I had to get a test yesterday that wasn't covered by universal healthcare, because Carney thinks my body is a luxury I don't deserve.

anyway, can y'all give me 110 dollars today?

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

idk what this is, but it's making my dick soft

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GO OUTSIDE 💙💚 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · Sep 20

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #690,420! I cannot believe this is real, the go outside bitch is goated at sociable media

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #690,420, GO OUTSIDE 💙💚 ‪@iloveoutside.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 23, 2023"

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

oh yeah, we fully agree, that's what a lot of white feminists believe in and argue for.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

I don't mean you, but the people who want Gavin Newsom for pres, because trans people can wait for their rights. get cis white women their rights first, and they'll get into power and give equality to the other marginalized people.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

people want trickle down human rights

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

I'm imagining this as the Edward Norton speech in American history X when he calls the KKK disorganized rednecks.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

if you feel betrayed by Bill Burr, cause he was so pro Luigi, and hated on CEOs and corporations, just remember

you don't feel this kinda betrayal when your favs are black women

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 6h

Burr called performing in Riyadh one of the top 3 experiences of his life lmao

The royals loved the show. Everyone was happy. The people that were doing the festival were thrilled. The comedians that I’ve been talking to are saying, ‘Dude, you can feel [the audience] wanted it. They want to see real stand-up comedy.’ It was a mind-blowing experience. Definitely top three experiences I’ve had. I think it’s going to lead to a lot of positive things,” he said.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

we couldn't get ripzone to sponsor the Gestapo?

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

sorry I'll stop being political, life is about giving and getting toothy head

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

if they redid the election today, trump would still win.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

"wait a minute, the solidarity you never offered was never available to me?"

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

y'all be anti capitalist talking about trickle down equality for feminism

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

it's not silencing, or bullying, or toxic to refuse to make anyone else's comfort more important than our lives or the lives of our children

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 6h

white feminism tells people that trans women can wait to be equal, because cis women need it more. strong independent black women can wait to be equal, white women need it more.

white women are simply innocent little birds who need protection first.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

@mark-carney.bsky.social I'm fucking talking to you, coward. what does it feel like to betray your child, to appease a man with dementia, on a massive public scale?

do you need therapy over that soulless display?

your child probably will

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

people like Gavin Newsom because they think the phrase "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a universal truth. they cannot comprehend two separate groups hating you.

if racists and misogynists were in a fight, black women don't see one side as the enemy of their enemy, therefore a friend.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

no woman has to be respectable to be valuable

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

"we'll just have to wait and see"

WRONG

I'm smarter than you and I can also predict the future. waiting and seeing that I'm correct is fucking stupid, when I'm already correct.

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

I've been silent long enough, the rat IS Ratatouille. you think his name is Remy cause that's what his family calls him? guess what genius, HE LIVES IN HUMAN SOCIETY NOW, HE'S FUCKING RATATOUILLE

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 7h

I love you both