jordan, but spooky 👻🦇🎃
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I like the Irish Blend coffee monster but I won't say no to the mean bean lol
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I road trip a LOT, often late at night, to very remote places, and with random detours

I ~need~ a Monster flavor that I know i can find everyyywhere
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Here's the thing. Are the white Monsters the BEST flavor?? No.

Are they the BEST Monster flavor that I know beyond a shadow of a doubt even the very rundown convenience store on a backroad in a town of 200 is going to have on hand?? Yes.
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Are white Monsters any good?
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
The coffee ones are good! I will not apologize
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
Yes and the coffee ones are also good, idc if that makes me a degen
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"Your Body, My Choice" but leftistly lol
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My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
Congo isnt even a horror movie but the animatronic demon apes scared the daylights out of me
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
For me its a tie between It and Congo

Both I watched WAY too young lol
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Mood. I saw the OG It when I was like 7 and it traumatized me
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Developing a list for my annual spooky movie marathon, now that it's finally October

Please tell me which movie scared you the worst, regardless of genre & regardless of how old you were at the time lol

Ty in advance 🫶
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For years I have said that ts gives me "Hayley Williams' Waluigi" vibes and it is nice to see I'm finally vindicated
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
Developing a list for my annual spooky movie marathon, now that it's finally October

Please tell me which movie scared you the worst, regardless of genre & regardless of how old you were at the time lol

Ty in advance 🫶
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
To be clear, Charlie Hunnam is hot. Ed Gein is not
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
Also Ed Gein being hot is going to confuse people with poor media literacy lmao

I'm waiting for someone to do a fancam of him
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Nicole Kidman do you like alt women in their 30s
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"My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery" head ass
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jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
All of the pictures I see online look like...slushies 🤔
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
I am watching Abbott Elementary for the first time & would like Philly bsky to tell me why you call it water ice when shaved ice would be more accurate of a name
jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
Folklore & Evermore were her PEAK imo
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This album is so poorly written that I feel like I'm being gaslit

And how are you going to do a "showgirl" album and not have one song that heavily features brass instruments

What a complete and utter waste
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I for one think that i should be praised for not yucking a single [ts-related] yum today on album release day

Please clap etc, you're welcome