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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
A fun fact I bring up literally every year is Army's coach was my undergrad's coach first.
He led our no name team to score more against Alabama than any other team that entire season 😌
Two seasons later we beat the Gators without completing a single pass
Then the next season, Army scooped him up
He led our no name team to score more against Alabama than any other team that entire season 😌
Two seasons later we beat the Gators without completing a single pass
Then the next season, Army scooped him up
Every year I pause my bullying campaign of Sad Hogwarts in favor of defeating our common enemy: the gd Navy
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A fun fact I bring up literally every year is Army's coach was my undergrad's coach first.
He led our no name team to score more against Alabama than any other team that entire season 😌
Two seasons later we beat the Gators without completing a single pass
Then the next season, Army scooped him up
He led our no name team to score more against Alabama than any other team that entire season 😌
Two seasons later we beat the Gators without completing a single pass
Then the next season, Army scooped him up
Every year I pause my bullying campaign of Sad Hogwarts in favor of defeating our common enemy: the gd Navy
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Every year I pause my bullying campaign of Sad Hogwarts in favor of defeating our common enemy: the gd Navy
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
This year is no different; go Army, beat Navy, Sing Second etcetc
Opened ig on the bus and the literal first post that came up was smut artwork shipping Ghost & Soap from the COD games
That's what I get for scrolling in public; that one's on me
That's what I get for scrolling in public; that one's on me
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Opened ig on the bus and the literal first post that came up was smut artwork shipping Ghost & Soap from the COD games
That's what I get for scrolling in public; that one's on me
That's what I get for scrolling in public; that one's on me
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Unless you're the state of Minnesota
If you even own a confederate flag you are without doubt a gigantic piece of shit. Like you are objectively just a bad person and you should be shunned from society
Display of Confederate flags at North East Christmas parade called ‘inexcusable’
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Unless you're the state of Minnesota
MINNESOTA SUPREMACY MENTIONED
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
MINNESOTA SUPREMACY MENTIONED
One thing about me is that no matter what our relationship is, your contact is going to be whatever I saved you into my phone initially
Which is why the guy I am seeing and madly in love with is [military branch] [name] [where we met]
Which is why the guy I am seeing and madly in love with is [military branch] [name] [where we met]
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One thing about me is that no matter what our relationship is, your contact is going to be whatever I saved you into my phone initially
Which is why the guy I am seeing and madly in love with is [military branch] [name] [where we met]
Which is why the guy I am seeing and madly in love with is [military branch] [name] [where we met]
Movies that need to also be categorized as Christmas movies imo:
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Batman Returns
Babygirl
Holidate
Iron Man 3
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Batman Returns
Babygirl
Holidate
Iron Man 3
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Movies that need to also be categorized as Christmas movies imo:
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Batman Returns
Babygirl
Holidate
Iron Man 3
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Batman Returns
Babygirl
Holidate
Iron Man 3
Okay D20 friends I have begun watching the Never Stop Blowing Up season
One episode into it and I think it is an absolute DELIGHT
Very funny to me that one of the action world characters is a street racer named Vic Ethanol lmao
One episode into it and I think it is an absolute DELIGHT
Very funny to me that one of the action world characters is a street racer named Vic Ethanol lmao
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Okay D20 friends I have begun watching the Never Stop Blowing Up season
One episode into it and I think it is an absolute DELIGHT
Very funny to me that one of the action world characters is a street racer named Vic Ethanol lmao
One episode into it and I think it is an absolute DELIGHT
Very funny to me that one of the action world characters is a street racer named Vic Ethanol lmao
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Man who says you should shoot paintballs at tanks has opinion
John Spencer’s post makes several claims:
1. Criticism of the U.S. National Security Strategy is evidence of personal bias, not substantive disagreement.
He frames dissent as a psychological issue (“triggering for you”), implying emotional instability.
1. Criticism of the U.S. National Security Strategy is evidence of personal bias, not substantive disagreement.
He frames dissent as a psychological issue (“triggering for you”), implying emotional instability.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man who says you should shoot paintballs at tanks has opinion
How the fuck did Sinners not make the top 20 movie list for 2025
Like how the fuck
Like how the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How the fuck did Sinners not make the top 20 movie list for 2025
Like how the fuck
Like how the fuck
No surprises here, though I think this may be skewed by the fact that I switched over to yt music and stopped using Spotify completely a few months ago
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No surprises here, though I think this may be skewed by the fact that I switched over to yt music and stopped using Spotify completely a few months ago
I think professional sports should have a mercy rule.
Like if the opposing team is beating you by a certain amount of points by a specified time in gameplay, the captain(s) and coach should discuss whether they want to invoke the mercy rule or play through their humiliation
Like if the opposing team is beating you by a certain amount of points by a specified time in gameplay, the captain(s) and coach should discuss whether they want to invoke the mercy rule or play through their humiliation
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think professional sports should have a mercy rule.
Like if the opposing team is beating you by a certain amount of points by a specified time in gameplay, the captain(s) and coach should discuss whether they want to invoke the mercy rule or play through their humiliation
Like if the opposing team is beating you by a certain amount of points by a specified time in gameplay, the captain(s) and coach should discuss whether they want to invoke the mercy rule or play through their humiliation
Wow so the Ottawa Charge just did not show up for the first period of this game, my god
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wow so the Ottawa Charge just did not show up for the first period of this game, my god
I need book fans of Heated Rivalry to tell me—does like fucking THREE YEARS PASS in the first two episodes of this godforsaken show?????
Am I insane???
Am I insane???
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I need book fans of Heated Rivalry to tell me—does like fucking THREE YEARS PASS in the first two episodes of this godforsaken show?????
Am I insane???
Am I insane???
I had the entire gender and sexuality spectrum to choose from and
a man in a suit and tie says " a white man no "
Alt: Schmidt from New Girl says "a white man?!!! No!!!"
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I had the entire gender and sexuality spectrum to choose from and
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
This does make me curious, tho!
Tell me about a holiday where you ended up not being able to do the traditional food fare, whether by choice or calamity lol
What did you do instead??
Tell me about a holiday where you ended up not being able to do the traditional food fare, whether by choice or calamity lol
What did you do instead??
If your turkey is over 10 pounds, it's too late to safely get it from frozen to cook-ready before Thanksgiving dinner
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This does make me curious, tho!
Tell me about a holiday where you ended up not being able to do the traditional food fare, whether by choice or calamity lol
What did you do instead??
Tell me about a holiday where you ended up not being able to do the traditional food fare, whether by choice or calamity lol
What did you do instead??
If your turkey is over 10 pounds, it's too late to safely get it from frozen to cook-ready before Thanksgiving dinner
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If your turkey is over 10 pounds, it's too late to safely get it from frozen to cook-ready before Thanksgiving dinner
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
Start developing your Plan B, beloved
The internet is theorizing that Steve Harrington is going to die in the final season of Stranger Things and let me tell youuuuuu
If that happens I'm logging off for 3-5 business weeks to CRY
If that happens I'm logging off for 3-5 business weeks to CRY
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The internet is theorizing that Steve Harrington is going to die in the final season of Stranger Things and let me tell youuuuuu
If that happens I'm logging off for 3-5 business weeks to CRY
If that happens I'm logging off for 3-5 business weeks to CRY
"I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous.
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous.
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
I spent Thanksgiving with my half-sister and her family a few yrs ago.
Halfway through the meal, her brother's girlfriend's kid's dad and HIS gf showed up to pick up said kid
Stayed for an HOUR making small talk with sister & BIL while the rest of us tried to decide if it was rude to keep eating
Halfway through the meal, her brother's girlfriend's kid's dad and HIS gf showed up to pick up said kid
Stayed for an HOUR making small talk with sister & BIL while the rest of us tried to decide if it was rude to keep eating
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I spent Thanksgiving with my half-sister and her family a few yrs ago.
Halfway through the meal, her brother's girlfriend's kid's dad and HIS gf showed up to pick up said kid
Stayed for an HOUR making small talk with sister & BIL while the rest of us tried to decide if it was rude to keep eating
Halfway through the meal, her brother's girlfriend's kid's dad and HIS gf showed up to pick up said kid
Stayed for an HOUR making small talk with sister & BIL while the rest of us tried to decide if it was rude to keep eating
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In Hollywood boys are allowed to be monsters as a challenge they can heroically overcome but girl monsters are usually only allowed to exist in relation to how dangerous they are to boys
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In Hollywood boys are allowed to be monsters as a challenge they can heroically overcome but girl monsters are usually only allowed to exist in relation to how dangerous they are to boys
This is actually my largest legitimate gripe with the work of GDT
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is actually my largest legitimate gripe with the work of GDT
I keep seeing people saying "DOGE failed, it was a spectacular failure" etc
No, it did exactly what was intended
No, it did exactly what was intended
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I keep seeing people saying "DOGE failed, it was a spectacular failure" etc
No, it did exactly what was intended
No, it did exactly what was intended
Also if you haven't watched Haunted Hotel on Netflix what are you even doing
It's only 8 episodes and all of them are hilarious & charming
Voice acting cast is 🤌🤌🤌
It's only 8 episodes and all of them are hilarious & charming
Voice acting cast is 🤌🤌🤌
I'm afraid that rather than narrowing next year's Halloween choices down, I've added another option 🫣🫣
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Also if you haven't watched Haunted Hotel on Netflix what are you even doing
It's only 8 episodes and all of them are hilarious & charming
Voice acting cast is 🤌🤌🤌
It's only 8 episodes and all of them are hilarious & charming
Voice acting cast is 🤌🤌🤌