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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
One thing about me is that no matter what our relationship is, your contact is going to be whatever I saved you into my phone initially

Which is why the guy I am seeing and madly in love with is [military branch] [name] [where we met]
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Movies that need to also be categorized as Christmas movies imo:

The Long Kiss Goodnight
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Batman Returns
Babygirl
Holidate
Iron Man 3
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Okay D20 friends I have begun watching the Never Stop Blowing Up season

One episode into it and I think it is an absolute DELIGHT

Very funny to me that one of the action world characters is a street racer named Vic Ethanol lmao
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Man who says you should shoot paintballs at tanks has opinion
John Spencer’s post makes several claims:
1. Criticism of the U.S. National Security Strategy is evidence of personal bias, not substantive disagreement.
He frames dissent as a psychological issue (“triggering for you”), implying emotional instability.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How the fuck did Sinners not make the top 20 movie list for 2025

Like how the fuck
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No surprises here, though I think this may be skewed by the fact that I switched over to yt music and stopped using Spotify completely a few months ago
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think professional sports should have a mercy rule.
Like if the opposing team is beating you by a certain amount of points by a specified time in gameplay, the captain(s) and coach should discuss whether they want to invoke the mercy rule or play through their humiliation
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wow so the Ottawa Charge just did not show up for the first period of this game, my god
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I need book fans of Heated Rivalry to tell me—does like fucking THREE YEARS PASS in the first two episodes of this godforsaken show?????

Am I insane???
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I had the entire gender and sexuality spectrum to choose from and
a man in a suit and tie says " a white man no "
Alt: Schmidt from New Girl says "a white man?!!! No!!!"
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?

We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This does make me curious, tho!

Tell me about a holiday where you ended up not being able to do the traditional food fare, whether by choice or calamity lol

What did you do instead??
If your turkey is over 10 pounds, it's too late to safely get it from frozen to cook-ready before Thanksgiving dinner

Start developing your Plan B, beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If your turkey is over 10 pounds, it's too late to safely get it from frozen to cook-ready before Thanksgiving dinner

Start developing your Plan B, beloved
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The internet is theorizing that Steve Harrington is going to die in the final season of Stranger Things and let me tell youuuuuu

If that happens I'm logging off for 3-5 business weeks to CRY
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous.
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I spent Thanksgiving with my half-sister and her family a few yrs ago.

Halfway through the meal, her brother's girlfriend's kid's dad and HIS gf showed up to pick up said kid

Stayed for an HOUR making small talk with sister & BIL while the rest of us tried to decide if it was rude to keep eating
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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In Hollywood boys are allowed to be monsters as a challenge they can heroically overcome but girl monsters are usually only allowed to exist in relation to how dangerous they are to boys
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is actually my largest legitimate gripe with the work of GDT
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I keep seeing people saying "DOGE failed, it was a spectacular failure" etc

No, it did exactly what was intended
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Also if you haven't watched Haunted Hotel on Netflix what are you even doing

It's only 8 episodes and all of them are hilarious & charming

Voice acting cast is 🤌🤌🤌
I'm afraid that rather than narrowing next year's Halloween choices down, I've added another option 🫣🫣

Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I used to think turkey was difficult to cook well until I dry bribed and spatchcocked my turkey one year

Everyone should spatchcock their turkey, it is truly a game changer
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This was actually helpful, ty 🫶

There was a vendor at the art market yesterday selling vintage rosaries and I couldn't articulate why it weirded me out haha
Hello cradle Catholics,
I am conducting a very scientific poll;

would you purchase a vintage rosary or do you think it's likely to be haunted and/or have bad juju
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm afraid that rather than narrowing next year's Halloween choices down, I've added another option 🫣🫣

Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I did look at what it would cost me to fly first class to Japan when I go (hopefully next year 🤞) and uhhhh yeah, economy is the life for me I guess 🫠
I would probably dress nicer when I fly if I didn't have to take half of it off to get through security, and if the seating situation on the plane didn't make me feel like a sardine in a can
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM