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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
You are literally Twitter [name]
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You are literally Twitter [name]
I did not know that! How cool
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I did not know that! How cool
See exactly you get it
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
See exactly you get it
Holidate spans a whole year of holidays but since it begins and ends on Christmas I think it meets the criteria
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Holidate spans a whole year of holidays but since it begins and ends on Christmas I think it meets the criteria
It will not surprise you to learn that I think he writes women poorly & I do not understand the hype
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It will not surprise you to learn that I think he writes women poorly & I do not understand the hype
This list feels like it was compiled by straight white men
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This list feels like it was compiled by straight white men
Okay, dildos it is
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Okay, dildos it is
Honestly if you don't want any material things, tell them to buy a family a goat or a bunch of chickens or something
www.heifer.org/give/gift-ca...
www.heifer.org/give/gift-ca...
Gift Catalog - Heifer International
The goat you give will be key to a family's survival. Goat's milk can be used to make cheese and butter or sold for income.
www.heifer.org
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Honestly if you don't want any material things, tell them to buy a family a goat or a bunch of chickens or something
www.heifer.org/give/gift-ca...
www.heifer.org/give/gift-ca...
Witness my power, etc
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Witness my power, etc
Next year I'll do the yt music wrapped 😌
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Next year I'll do the yt music wrapped 😌
Exactly, that's what I said
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Exactly, that's what I said
For hockey I think if you give up 7 unanswered goals in the first two periods, you should be able to invoke mercy rule
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
For hockey I think if you give up 7 unanswered goals in the first two periods, you should be able to invoke mercy rule
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
For hockey I think if you give up 7 unanswered goals in the first two periods, you should be able to invoke mercy rule
Giving up 3 goals in the first 15 minutes is....not how you want to start
a close up of a man 's face with the words dr.doctor.tumblr visible in the corner
Alt: Ted Lasso turning towards the camera and making a yikes face
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Giving up 3 goals in the first 15 minutes is....not how you want to start
No this was an outlier not indicative of a larger trend lol
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
No this was an outlier not indicative of a larger trend lol
Yuck lmao
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yuck lmao