The Pumpkin Dipshit
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pumpkinpal.bsky.social
I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but

I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
cupcakesarenice.bsky.social
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Liberal politicians never have the LEO vote in the first place. They're either nebulously afraid of "seeming soft on crime" (which is stupid because they'll be painted that way anyway) or actually literally afraid for their safety if they oppose the cops (which, again, implications)
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Look, either he *can't* reign in the Illinois cops, which has serious implications re: whether it's possible to step back from fascism without a revolution,

Or he *won't*, which has serious implications re: whether he means any of the shit he's saying

Seems like bad news one way or the other!!
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
In the abstract it's actually very dangerous to have somebody that powerful just fully raving that everyone who even mildly disagrees with him is ontologically evil, but ultimately they're all like that anyway so we might as well find the humor in it
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Credit where it's due: starting from a position as stupid and childish as "everyone I don't like is the antichrist" and then *trying to turn it into actual philosophy, theology, eschatology* is a pretty funny bit
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
so glad she finally got her Nobel Peace Prize
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
I mean it's all word salad from a goddamn moron so even though that's what he said yesterday it won't be what he says tomorrow
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Honestly that motherfucker was so evil I'm surprised he even felt the need for that kind of plausible deniability
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
There have been fuckin forum mods who lose their mind that exact same way
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Depending on the exact context, the amount of clout that surrounds you exclusively with sycophants so nobody can ever push back on you or tell you no or call you back in when you go off the rails can come surprisingly cheap. Like yeah all billionaires and most celebrities but lots of normals too
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
"Hasan's Dog" is a real person he forces to wear a dog suit, I heard
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Ok I didn't have a problem with the first one but this one's kind of effed up of him imo
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Normal people should be able to send their electric bill to people who make or enjoy AI slop, not my circus, not my monkeys
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
It really is kinda hard to reconcile Superman the archetypical selfless superhero from all the rest of Superman stuff with Superman the moody boy who took his ball and went home for ten years then came back expecting everything to be chill, from returns
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
it's in the name of the book: he called it "One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This" and not just "One Day, Everyone Will Be Against This"

the eventual revisionism and self-justification is priced in
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
"every generation gets the tron movie it deserves" is a pretty funny lede
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
they're hedging their bets: they're trying to strike the balance between supporting the autocoup and still maintaining their legitimacy if it still fails anyway
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
there's a reason they're bending over backwards to always phrase it "we don't know if this is legal yet, but the lower court was wrong to issue an injunction" and "the lower court said this was illegal, we think they decided improperly, but we won't explain why and they have to try again"
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Pikachu out there embarrassing our hard working homegrown small town mom and pop brands like spider-man and darth maul I guess
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
Wouldn't even try my man, I'm no snitch
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
the circumcision autism thing was so out of left field I didn't even realize it was a pivot from "mom takes tylenol during pregnancy" to "baby takes tylenol after birth"
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
"Profound, Plainspoken Strength" OHHHH OK so this is probably some culture war dipshit who heard Johnny Cash did an drug and got an divorce and wrote him off as a degenerate, then heard "When The Man Comes Around" late last week
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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