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I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
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People who don't actually care or have any principles sucking up the oxygen by loudly leading the conversation nowhere is best understood as *an important part of the cover-up*
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
People who don't actually care or have any principles sucking up the oxygen by loudly leading the conversation nowhere is best understood as *an important part of the cover-up*
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
It's been obvious for a long time but bears repeating that a big part of why conservatives assume that white anti-racists or straight LGBT allies are lying and virtue signalling is that that's explicitly, extravagantly what they've been doing with their "oPpOsItIoN" to pedophilia
January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It's been obvious for a long time but bears repeating that a big part of why conservatives assume that white anti-racists or straight LGBT allies are lying and virtue signalling is that that's explicitly, extravagantly what they've been doing with their "oPpOsItIoN" to pedophilia
Idk I still kinda feel like "get ID'd protesting the federal government -> lose your TSA Pre-✅" specifically is something that could have happened under any of the last 5 administrations.
The facial recognition part of it is scary, though
The facial recognition part of it is scary, though
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Idk I still kinda feel like "get ID'd protesting the federal government -> lose your TSA Pre-✅" specifically is something that could have happened under any of the last 5 administrations.
The facial recognition part of it is scary, though
The facial recognition part of it is scary, though
It's really a great demonstration of how having sycophants destroys your brain that SOMEONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES PERSONALLY SENDING THE GROSS EMAILS thinks he can get away with smearing someone else for being in the Epstein files.
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
It's really a great demonstration of how having sycophants destroys your brain that SOMEONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES PERSONALLY SENDING THE GROSS EMAILS thinks he can get away with smearing someone else for being in the Epstein files.
"We're Elon MuskCo and we're looking to pay VERY NEARLY THE MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME to a LITERAL AWARD WINNING NOVELIST if they're willing to betray their entire profession for Grok's sake"
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"We're Elon MuskCo and we're looking to pay VERY NEARLY THE MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME to a LITERAL AWARD WINNING NOVELIST if they're willing to betray their entire profession for Grok's sake"
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Debra Messing is an absolute moron and a bigot.
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Debra Messing is an absolute moron and a bigot.
maybe if I keep reposting it, it will finally be a real whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
maybe if I keep reposting it, it will finally be a real whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
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gotta hand it to the filmmakers for reaching their core audience
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
gotta hand it to the filmmakers for reaching their core audience
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(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
(Chuck Schumer in a school hallway as an ICE agent drags a bag of screaming children across the floor) *smiling and crossing his arms* do you have a hall pass for that, young man?
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
(ICE agent) heil hitler
(Chuck) *giggle* it's pronounced hall monitor
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The organization carrying out the mass kidnapping and disappearance of children is staffed with sex pests? Imagine my shock.
Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children
Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.
newrepublic.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The organization carrying out the mass kidnapping and disappearance of children is staffed with sex pests? Imagine my shock.
To help address rising public skepticism of higher education: a douchebag with his head up his ass who thinks the Epstein story is a nothingburger and whose opinion columns are mostly ignorant musings about what he imagines the working class might be thinking.
Stellar.
Stellar.
OH COME ON. Brooks knows fuck-all about "society at large".
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
To help address rising public skepticism of higher education: a douchebag with his head up his ass who thinks the Epstein story is a nothingburger and whose opinion columns are mostly ignorant musings about what he imagines the working class might be thinking.
Stellar.
Stellar.
"generate a Nintendo-inspired game" is not an honest way to say "uglied up and filed the serial numbers off of a small chunk of Breath of the Wild then told me it was my own work"
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"generate a Nintendo-inspired game" is not an honest way to say "uglied up and filed the serial numbers off of a small chunk of Breath of the Wild then told me it was my own work"
The Atlantic, worried that they've been on an unfortunate string of articles in the vicinity of the right side of history about the ICE crisis, have poached David "Fancy Hams are Scary" Brooks from NYT to write shit like "What the Neocons Got Right"
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The Atlantic, worried that they've been on an unfortunate string of articles in the vicinity of the right side of history about the ICE crisis, have poached David "Fancy Hams are Scary" Brooks from NYT to write shit like "What the Neocons Got Right"
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Someone got mad when I said no one was buying Melania tickets and they were all freebies lol
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Someone got mad when I said no one was buying Melania tickets and they were all freebies lol
The GOP has lost even the people who knew how to hide the evil behind euphemisms and platitudes and grim, serious frowns.
And it's hard to resist the conclusion that the reason why is that the people at the top are now so stupid they can't even recognize that they were lying to provide cover.
And it's hard to resist the conclusion that the reason why is that the people at the top are now so stupid they can't even recognize that they were lying to provide cover.
Whelp sounds like any notion of Homan as improvement over Bovino is being torpedoed by Homan opening his yap.
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The GOP has lost even the people who knew how to hide the evil behind euphemisms and platitudes and grim, serious frowns.
And it's hard to resist the conclusion that the reason why is that the people at the top are now so stupid they can't even recognize that they were lying to provide cover.
And it's hard to resist the conclusion that the reason why is that the people at the top are now so stupid they can't even recognize that they were lying to provide cover.
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This is the large domino, with the small domino being some random quack in the UK in 1998 trying to undermine the existing MMR vaccine so his business partner can swoop in with his own. Instead he lost his work credentials and now kids are dying needlessly all over the world, so great job everyone.
Austria loses its WHO status as measles-free, too, together with Armenia, Azerbaijan Uzbekistan and Spain. This comes as no surprise, considering the rise in numbers in recent years and the decline in MMR vaccine coverage
#VaccineHesitancy #PublicHealthImpact #AllChildrenNeedProtection
#VaccineHesitancy #PublicHealthImpact #AllChildrenNeedProtection
UK loses WHO status as measles-free after rise in deaths and fall in jab uptake
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This is the large domino, with the small domino being some random quack in the UK in 1998 trying to undermine the existing MMR vaccine so his business partner can swoop in with his own. Instead he lost his work credentials and now kids are dying needlessly all over the world, so great job everyone.
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The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
January 28, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them
Wanna see some stupid horseshit from a stupid magazine for horseshit enthusiasts?
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Wanna see some stupid horseshit from a stupid magazine for horseshit enthusiasts?
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you don't have to listen to these people
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 AM
you don't have to listen to these people
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there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 AM
there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
Imagine committing to the trump program so hard that you *get a bunch of surgery to achieve the mar-a-lago look* and then still getting shivved and discarded by the big guy as soon as it scores him points.
Lmao.
Lmao.
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Imagine committing to the trump program so hard that you *get a bunch of surgery to achieve the mar-a-lago look* and then still getting shivved and discarded by the big guy as soon as it scores him points.
Lmao.
Lmao.
if it was 1983 and your mother taught you anything useful about video games, you had a pretty cool mom
strip poker, print ad, imagery (1983) archive.org/details/Pers...
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
if it was 1983 and your mother taught you anything useful about video games, you had a pretty cool mom