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I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
I deleted my account man if you see any pumpkins dipshit on x the everything app that ain't me
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I deleted my account man if you see any pumpkins dipshit on x the everything app that ain't me
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polyamory is great because if you don't want to beat your own wife, you can beat me instead and keep your property safe
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
polyamory is great because if you don't want to beat your own wife, you can beat me instead and keep your property safe
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Liberal women must return to my date with them at Olive Garden to help debate the lies of the far right
December 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Liberal women must return to my date with them at Olive Garden to help debate the lies of the far right
powdered wig as actual hair was the funniest thing about Glenn Beck's George Washington AI
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
powdered wig as actual hair was the funniest thing about Glenn Beck's George Washington AI
Either you're ok with at least actually, genuinely putting the fear of death into the Ellisons of the world, or you're ok with them breaking all the rules and installing a new trump-alike whenever they fucking feel like it.
there isn't a clever, wonkish third way that allows neither.
there isn't a clever, wonkish third way that allows neither.
I don't understand this or the daily Bluesky posts re how we'll have new Nuremberg Trials after Trump. Trump committed unprecedented atrocities in his first term; Biden forgave him and his leading Nazi cohorts. Not a single 2028 Democratic Presidential contender has vowed to do what needs to be done
Anyone still serving in the Trump Administration must reckon with the reality that, when the government has previously perpetrated egregious miscarriages of justice, history has not been forgiving to those who’ve gone along, however reluctantly. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Either you're ok with at least actually, genuinely putting the fear of death into the Ellisons of the world, or you're ok with them breaking all the rules and installing a new trump-alike whenever they fucking feel like it.
there isn't a clever, wonkish third way that allows neither.
there isn't a clever, wonkish third way that allows neither.
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the Woke Mob is trying to cancel me, simply for expressing my ontologically evil beliefs
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the Woke Mob is trying to cancel me, simply for expressing my ontologically evil beliefs
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Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
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"please come back to twitter"
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"please come back to twitter"
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Norm Chompy was a pedofriend in the good innocent way 🙂🙂🙂🙂
we promise 😊😊😊😊
we promise 😊😊😊😊
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Norm Chompy was a pedofriend in the good innocent way 🙂🙂🙂🙂
we promise 😊😊😊😊
we promise 😊😊😊😊
this is why u gotta make sure somebody has some solid reliable mutuals before u followback
This POS is repeatedly saying no children have died in school shootings because they're all CIA ops
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
this is why u gotta make sure somebody has some solid reliable mutuals before u followback
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We know how he became the most powerful man in science - his wealth, his shameless lying, and useful idiots in the press and both parties.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We know how he became the most powerful man in science - his wealth, his shameless lying, and useful idiots in the press and both parties.
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starting to wonder about that trump guy
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
starting to wonder about that trump guy
I've been a lowkey Giamatti-head since John Adams, I guess I'm gonna have to watch this trek thing he's the villain in
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I've been a lowkey Giamatti-head since John Adams, I guess I'm gonna have to watch this trek thing he's the villain in
coworker just said "that's not very 'best in class solutions' of us" and I wish I knew if I'm allowed to laugh about it because it's an incredible joke
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
coworker just said "that's not very 'best in class solutions' of us" and I wish I knew if I'm allowed to laugh about it because it's an incredible joke
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Getting banned from Culver’s because I keep asking for “cheese turds”
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Getting banned from Culver’s because I keep asking for “cheese turds”
my real order of preference for the starwar movies is actually
6 4 5, in case anybody wants to yell at me instead of focusing on the horrors
6 4 5, in case anybody wants to yell at me instead of focusing on the horrors
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
my real order of preference for the starwar movies is actually
6 4 5, in case anybody wants to yell at me instead of focusing on the horrors
6 4 5, in case anybody wants to yell at me instead of focusing on the horrors
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
"we have to earn their trust," says chief of product whose entire rebrand was based on burning that trust and pissing on the ashes
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"we have to earn their trust," says chief of product whose entire rebrand was based on burning that trust and pissing on the ashes
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the problem for transphobes is that at this point nearly everyone has met or at least interacted with a trans person and figured out that they're just people trying to live their lives. this is why they want to ban trans people from existing in public at all costs
11% of Britons say they feel 'very negatively' about trans people which just highlights how much this is a top-down hate project with around 95% of the media hating trans people and a high percentage of MPs.
Hello. I’m a “same-sex attracted person” (loathe that description of my sexuality) & I support Trans rights, like the majority of female “same sex attracted people”.
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the problem for transphobes is that at this point nearly everyone has met or at least interacted with a trans person and figured out that they're just people trying to live their lives. this is why they want to ban trans people from existing in public at all costs
If she can just grow viewership 1000% she can compete with niche, patreon-supported five-person YouTube shows
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If she can just grow viewership 1000% she can compete with niche, patreon-supported five-person YouTube shows
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I feel like #NeverForget was a monkey paw wish by society
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I feel like #NeverForget was a monkey paw wish by society
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