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I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I know it might sound a little bit unbelievable, but
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
I used to be the pumpkin dipshit
If she can just grow viewership 1000% she can compete with niche, patreon-supported five-person YouTube shows
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If she can just grow viewership 1000% she can compete with niche, patreon-supported five-person YouTube shows
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I feel like #NeverForget was a monkey paw wish by society
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I feel like #NeverForget was a monkey paw wish by society
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Well that tears it, my 7 year old nephew will *not* be getting this for Christmas. I heard it involved a puzzle box and thought “well Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine wasn’t about evil pain demons, this should be fine”
New Hellraiser: Revival dev diary suggests the horror game shouldn't be played by anyone "sensitive" to adult themes
www.eurogamer.net/new-hellrais...
www.eurogamer.net/new-hellrais...
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well that tears it, my 7 year old nephew will *not* be getting this for Christmas. I heard it involved a puzzle box and thought “well Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine wasn’t about evil pain demons, this should be fine”
If I wanted to watch a young man be sad about shit I would simply watch a real movie
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If I wanted to watch a young man be sad about shit I would simply watch a real movie
I just don't understand how this serkis circus movie is supposed to be a sequel to Animal House.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just don't understand how this serkis circus movie is supposed to be a sequel to Animal House.
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We’re close to the point in history when Anne Frank will be in Fortnite.
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We’re close to the point in history when Anne Frank will be in Fortnite.
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The Oracle at Delphi emerging from her cave absolutely dripping in Parmesan:
I can’t explain it but I think Alfredo sauce is about to get fuckin huge
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Oracle at Delphi emerging from her cave absolutely dripping in Parmesan:
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If I die, speaking my truth on college campuses...Whatever happens...please ensure my wife, Yassified Al Swearengen, can continue my mission
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If I die, speaking my truth on college campuses...Whatever happens...please ensure my wife, Yassified Al Swearengen, can continue my mission
Stuck with the in-laws:
Fox News really caught flatfooted by the Brown shooting, hasn't even speculated about antifa doing it yet.
Fox News really caught flatfooted by the Brown shooting, hasn't even speculated about antifa doing it yet.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Stuck with the in-laws:
Fox News really caught flatfooted by the Brown shooting, hasn't even speculated about antifa doing it yet.
Fox News really caught flatfooted by the Brown shooting, hasn't even speculated about antifa doing it yet.
"Youths' lives are bereft, having never experienced a thing that we could have facilitated for them but didn't"
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Youths' lives are bereft, having never experienced a thing that we could have facilitated for them but didn't"
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
erika kirk and bari weiss considering what the existence of a just god would mean for their worldviews
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FIRE fucking sucks. For years their bread and butter was pushing the bullshit narrative that the left was attacking free speech on campuses. I’m so sick of seeing otherwise smart people get fooled by them because they’re so desperate for allies right now.
It’s been 9 days since @assignedmedia.org asked @thefireorg.bsky.social whether it would defend a trans OU instructor targeted by Turning Point USA in a highly orchestrated media attack. She was suspended for doing her job. In its silence FIRE turns its back on a founding principle: academic freedom
The nyt, which has promoted anti-trans disinformation and discrimination, has also attacked the ACLU for its defense of trans people.
It's fallen in love w FIRE, publishing a laudatory feature, given its CEO two op-ed platforms and last week, featuring him on its podcast The Daily.
It's fallen in love w FIRE, publishing a laudatory feature, given its CEO two op-ed platforms and last week, featuring him on its podcast The Daily.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
FIRE fucking sucks. For years their bread and butter was pushing the bullshit narrative that the left was attacking free speech on campuses. I’m so sick of seeing otherwise smart people get fooled by them because they’re so desperate for allies right now.
I think he should be demoted to Norm Chonky. I think that should be his name now.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I think he should be demoted to Norm Chonky. I think that should be his name now.
I'm trying to imagine someone pulling that "hard line against being alone in a room with a woman, even an elevator" thing at work ( old fashioned manufacturing company that's culturally pretty trumpy)
If you started doing that shit you'd be in front of HR inside a week
If you started doing that shit you'd be in front of HR inside a week
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm trying to imagine someone pulling that "hard line against being alone in a room with a woman, even an elevator" thing at work ( old fashioned manufacturing company that's culturally pretty trumpy)
If you started doing that shit you'd be in front of HR inside a week
If you started doing that shit you'd be in front of HR inside a week
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actually Dracula is the name of the scientist. the monster is Dracula's Frankenstein
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
actually Dracula is the name of the scientist. the monster is Dracula's Frankenstein
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Niece dropped her toy, it broke, and she was bawling her eyes out
Me: It's OK, honey
Niece: [inconsolable]
Me (pick her up): Hey, ever cried upside down?
Niece: [freezes at question]
I flip her around and hold her by the legs. Tears are instantly replaced by laughter. Niece is 24 years old
Me: It's OK, honey
Niece: [inconsolable]
Me (pick her up): Hey, ever cried upside down?
Niece: [freezes at question]
I flip her around and hold her by the legs. Tears are instantly replaced by laughter. Niece is 24 years old
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Niece dropped her toy, it broke, and she was bawling her eyes out
Me: It's OK, honey
Niece: [inconsolable]
Me (pick her up): Hey, ever cried upside down?
Niece: [freezes at question]
I flip her around and hold her by the legs. Tears are instantly replaced by laughter. Niece is 24 years old
Me: It's OK, honey
Niece: [inconsolable]
Me (pick her up): Hey, ever cried upside down?
Niece: [freezes at question]
I flip her around and hold her by the legs. Tears are instantly replaced by laughter. Niece is 24 years old
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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the cycle usually goes like this:
1. Dems refuse to seriously challenge corporate power
2. The electorate gets frustrated, votes Republican, believes populist lies
3. Dems point out things are shitty, get re-elected, lack the backbone to challenge corporate power
4. rinse, wash, repeat
1. Dems refuse to seriously challenge corporate power
2. The electorate gets frustrated, votes Republican, believes populist lies
3. Dems point out things are shitty, get re-elected, lack the backbone to challenge corporate power
4. rinse, wash, repeat
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
the cycle usually goes like this:
1. Dems refuse to seriously challenge corporate power
2. The electorate gets frustrated, votes Republican, believes populist lies
3. Dems point out things are shitty, get re-elected, lack the backbone to challenge corporate power
4. rinse, wash, repeat
1. Dems refuse to seriously challenge corporate power
2. The electorate gets frustrated, votes Republican, believes populist lies
3. Dems point out things are shitty, get re-elected, lack the backbone to challenge corporate power
4. rinse, wash, repeat
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Today’s the last day for deals
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today’s the last day for deals
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