There's a clear carve out when a person with bad vibes loses bloodsport badly

It's cool it's just a ghost. If there was ever a real one a bunch of rich guys caught it and ate it like 200 years ago

The use of "college graduates" to mean "the bottom rung of people we conservatives consider to be real people with human rights" is very fun

100 percent of our current elites are descended from the politics of the pitchfork-blind idiots.

Even Mitt, who has only converted to this view after it might already be too late.

There was also a group of elites too stupid to contemplate the pitchforks who thought the begrudging social democracy was a betrayal, and they tried to plot a coup over it.

Tall 🫵

Batman throwing a rowdy party

And what happened next? Well in Whoville they say
The Grinch's small femurs grew three centimeters that day

Well, not *that day* that day. One and a half over the twelve weeks it took that break to heal, then the other one and a half after a future second break.

Doge boy's search history (because he was looking for forbidden sex positions)

Maybe they meant to call it a "gape fruit" but there was a typo

anything shy of a blanket ban for talent appearing on Ross's stream (at minimum, if not all of Kick), announced yesterday, is fully shameful for the league

pretty sure it was somewhere between a credible, widely-circulated rumor and an actual reported fact that when he was re-arrested shortly before his death the FBI seized a large collection of homemade dvds

I'm serious some of these guys think that like, "The Sum of All Fears" through "The Teeth of the Tiger" are actual history texts and not delusionally jingoistic fantasy fiction

Is "readable, lucid, and detailed" damning with the faintest of praise or has criticism really fallen that far

"What's going on with this gang of billionaire pedophile rapists?"
"Don't worry about it, kitten"
"Okay ❤️
Yay ❤️"

dressed up in 4 decades of pretending to be an intellectual elite because Buckley hired him and everybody pretended Buckley was smart because he used big words without choking sometimes

In many ways, "Epstein Story?? Count Me Out!!" Is the *platonic ideal* of an NYT piece:

A lot of chin stroking leading up to a stalwart refusal to grapple with the issue wrapped around the flimsiest possible excuse, followed by a claim that this *is in fact the smart way to grapple with it*.

They're jerkin off today for sure