Tom Usher
@tomusher.bsky.social
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Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs (Official Video)
YouTube video by GreenJellyVEVO
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January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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Just realised this really unique and interesting thing about me: I’m happy when I have some money and not happy when I have no money
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Just realised this really unique and interesting thing about me: I’m happy when I have some money and not happy when I have no money
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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you do not, under any circumstances, have to say a certain marseille player has "got that swagger about him" on a live tv broadcast.
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
you do not, under any circumstances, have to say a certain marseille player has "got that swagger about him" on a live tv broadcast.
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Not the point really, but I think it's funny that all Kafkaesque means to some people is 'when something sucks.'
The head of product at "X" and guy most responsible for all the horrible algorithm and feature decisions just got KO'd by a piece of fried chicken.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not the point really, but I think it's funny that all Kafkaesque means to some people is 'when something sucks.'
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remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shock as bar added then removed from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
Mock reviews had seen the hole ranked as a town's top attraction before the bar was added.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jane Fisher, The Yawn, 1988, Watercolor
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Jane Fisher, The Yawn, 1988, Watercolor
The cheapening effect streaming services has on art (or content as we call it now) seems to be that nothing, whether it’s a film or tv show, ever seems to be really substantial or worthy of your full attention, like a fake film in the background of real film
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The cheapening effect streaming services has on art (or content as we call it now) seems to be that nothing, whether it’s a film or tv show, ever seems to be really substantial or worthy of your full attention, like a fake film in the background of real film
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Guehi takes City to almost half a billion net spend since Dec 2024, when 115/130 hearing ended
Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
The unthinkable consequence and five vital questions over Man City case
City strongly maintain their innocence, with further delays adding tension, as Miguel Delaney details the important issues provoked by the wait for a verdict
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Guehi takes City to almost half a billion net spend since Dec 2024, when 115/130 hearing ended
Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Sources say it could take at least another year - with no one knowing when the 3 judges will have the initial judgment - provoking core Qs about this process
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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insane crossover content for me personally. 10/10
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 AM
insane crossover content for me personally. 10/10
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Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
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Me he paseado por el subreddit r/bald y es de las cosas más positivas que he visto en internet en mucho tiempo. Echadle un vistazo, aunque tengáis pelazo. Gente animando a otra gente, diciéndole lo geniales que se ven, incluso dándoles fuerzas para superar procesos tan jodidos como un cáncer.
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Me he paseado por el subreddit r/bald y es de las cosas más positivas que he visto en internet en mucho tiempo. Echadle un vistazo, aunque tengáis pelazo. Gente animando a otra gente, diciéndole lo geniales que se ven, incluso dándoles fuerzas para superar procesos tan jodidos como un cáncer.
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Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
By Tom Usher
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
By Tom Usher
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
By Tom Usher
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
By Tom Usher
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big ups to the man @tomusher.bsky.social for this piece on Turkish hair transplants from a bit ago. i'm fascinating with how involved the process is, especially the recovery.
it's a LOT of work post-surgery.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agv0...
it's a LOT of work post-surgery.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agv0...
The Brutal Truth Behind Hair Transplants
YouTube video by JOE
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
big ups to the man @tomusher.bsky.social for this piece on Turkish hair transplants from a bit ago. i'm fascinating with how involved the process is, especially the recovery.
it's a LOT of work post-surgery.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agv0...
it's a LOT of work post-surgery.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agv0...
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if you can find a supportive, uplifting and kind internet community these days? embrace it.
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
if you can find a supportive, uplifting and kind internet community these days? embrace it.
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every time I fill in an ad form on YouTube this pops in my head
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
every time I fill in an ad form on YouTube this pops in my head
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Bald men are the antidote to Grok’s filth
A subreddit for balding men offers hope of a more emotionally mature internet
www.newstatesman.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Hi guys, I wrote about the bald subreddit and the horrors of AI, for @newstatesman1913.bsky.social
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
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I want an army of mouthwash men to sweep in and wash away my mouth debris with a single swipe. That’s what decades of ads have promised.
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I want an army of mouthwash men to sweep in and wash away my mouth debris with a single swipe. That’s what decades of ads have promised.
I wish it was as easy to clean the shit off my teeth as it is in the toothpaste adverts
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I wish it was as easy to clean the shit off my teeth as it is in the toothpaste adverts