Tom Usher
@tomusher.bsky.social
Tangible Vibe Shift, coming soon
Oh my god. Look at the closeness of the shave. The shininess of the scalp. He’s even got a reflection.
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Oh my god. Look at the closeness of the shave. The shininess of the scalp. He’s even got a reflection.
this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard
Ladies and gentlemen…the weekend
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Ladies and gentlemen…the weekend
This thought was inspired by seeing this tv show poster on the tube lol. Like what the fuck is this shit, complete filler nonsense
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This thought was inspired by seeing this tv show poster on the tube lol. Like what the fuck is this shit, complete filler nonsense
TL,DR: if you’re still on twitter you’re a paedophile :)
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 AM
TL,DR: if you’re still on twitter you’re a paedophile :)
How much would you have to get paid to be ok with being the guy that sings “diarrheaAaaa” on that pepto bismol advert
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How much would you have to get paid to be ok with being the guy that sings “diarrheaAaaa” on that pepto bismol advert
Been getting a lot of harrowing adverts on Instagram lately, and it's led me to the conclusion that it thinks I'm divorced. And now I'm wondering, am I actually divorced?
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Been getting a lot of harrowing adverts on Instagram lately, and it's led me to the conclusion that it thinks I'm divorced. And now I'm wondering, am I actually divorced?
The arc of history bends towards justice
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The arc of history bends towards justice
Btw Arsenal fans if you don’t know who the illustrator was behind the tifo yesterday, its Dan Draws, one of the best in the game
www.instagram.com/danxdraws?ig...
www.instagram.com/danxdraws?ig...
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Btw Arsenal fans if you don’t know who the illustrator was behind the tifo yesterday, its Dan Draws, one of the best in the game
www.instagram.com/danxdraws?ig...
www.instagram.com/danxdraws?ig...
Found this on Reddit but it seems way more than that surely
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Found this on Reddit but it seems way more than that surely
Move over bell hooks, time for Tangible Vibe Shift to take the reigns
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Move over bell hooks, time for Tangible Vibe Shift to take the reigns
Featuring Ian Watkins, Dick Cheney, The Queen, and many more.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Featuring Ian Watkins, Dick Cheney, The Queen, and many more.
Hi single guys and gals (but mainly guys because there's loads of gals already interested), if you're in south London at the end of the month and fancy a fun night to meet new people I'm hosting an event at the Staffordshire. Tickets on sale now:
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi single guys and gals (but mainly guys because there's loads of gals already interested), if you're in south London at the end of the month and fancy a fun night to meet new people I'm hosting an event at the Staffordshire. Tickets on sale now:
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
Hey guys if you’re in London and single come down to this dating event I’m hosting on the 28th of this month
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hey guys if you’re in London and single come down to this dating event I’m hosting on the 28th of this month
Was too ill to go out this year but fuck it, Ned Flanders
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Was too ill to go out this year but fuck it, Ned Flanders