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beginning to think this NATO thing might be washed lxds
January 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
maybe if i buy a new flat mop cleaning system everything will be better.
January 17, 2026 at 6:49 PM
don't call it gladiators if one of the contestants isn't eaten by lion.
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
got 90s cyberpunk rpg character hair lxds🙏
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
nowadays 50 cent would sing "at the hub". because of global logistics.
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
i'm almost certainly institutionalised but nottingham seems the correct size of city to me. a dozen independent coffee shops seems a manageable number to still have a meaningful opinion. and there's an extremely good chance you'll bump into 1-6 local queers you are acquainted with once you are there
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 AM
they've discovered a new trauma response. they're calling it the goblin shark. they've been studying you.
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
took me 2 whole minutes to work out the second grilled cheese sandwich special pun. desperate stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 AM
just seen an osteopath. unexpected acupuncture in the thigh area, "what are these patches?" sorry for pulling back the curtain bro 😔
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
me after the fourth NHS reorganisation in three years. it's not the ICB, not directly.
In three years, I still haven't figured out who I'm working for. It's not UNATCO, not directly.
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 AM
me at the bar with the guy, being a normal guy who loves sports, "boy how's about that Abi in the basho guys?"
January 17, 2026 at 9:04 AM
i'm on the senate floor, jar jar binks is saying they'll agree to increase clone production in return for better training and camera impants. masterful gambit from the Naboo delegate.
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
hey girl, you're finally awake, you hit your head pretty hard. you were mumbling something about a bundle of styx and an ai generated fbi letter. come on we're going to go frolic gayly in a meadow.
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 AM
i know it's nearly two hours from london but i am begging someone to come to north nottinghamshire (not you john harris) and have a cursory delve into the factors that have led it to become the heartland of the reform party.
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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Fix your hearts or die. Every review I've ever written of one of David Lynch's movies is free and open to the public.

Miss you, old man.

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January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
ever since i was a young girl all i've wanted is to have a nice sit down.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
just listened to a bbc news report on the darlington nurses and recalled i'm paying for this shite. not anymore i'm not.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
saw life without buildings in 2000 for £8 and now I have to pay £50 to see them? starmer must resign. the wedding present must condemn.
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
this is about my posts
This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.
January 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
at some point every trans woman must come to terms with the fact getting hotter will only solve most, not all their problems.
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 AM
hi gareth from the office goes to university here. can I sue my professor because I am right about everything. even when I insist on engaging, then losing public one on one debate combat whilst they were trying to teach a lesson. atrocious vibes on this person.
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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does anyone know what part of the cycle this is called ?
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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Imagine doing a PhD in electricity, just so you knew how to blow up nuclear power plants and heavy water-producing facilities.

“I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them... I am not a pacifist.”

A profile in absolute courage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM