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Donate to Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare, organized by Sophie Cee
Hi, I'm Sophie. On the 7th of December I'll be running 26.2 miles i… Sophie Cee needs your support for Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare
gofund.me
I'm running the Valencia marathon in 6 weeks and i've decided to use the occasion to help boost the trans healthcare fundraisers of legends @deeboom.bsky.social and @sapphicalui.bsky.social
Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty
gofund.me/24190224a
Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty
gofund.me/24190224a
congratulations on producing a budget that seemingly every person in the UK loathes, no matter their level of income. another political masterstroke rachel.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
congratulations on producing a budget that seemingly every person in the UK loathes, no matter their level of income. another political masterstroke rachel.
oooh fiscally fill my budgetary black hole baby. yeah do it prudently, that's it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
oooh fiscally fill my budgetary black hole baby. yeah do it prudently, that's it.
this is why you should pay me to do your comms, not Victoria Fail-Child, daughter of the departmental director Hugo Fail-Father, who got the job for her 21st birthday. you need a comms person who will never trust SharePoint. you need a combative relationship with it, akin to a lion-tamer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this is why you should pay me to do your comms, not Victoria Fail-Child, daughter of the departmental director Hugo Fail-Father, who got the job for her 21st birthday. you need a comms person who will never trust SharePoint. you need a combative relationship with it, akin to a lion-tamer.
i have fucked up a lot in my stupid comms job but at least i have never accidentally leaked the budget. imposter syndrome? i don't even know her.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i have fucked up a lot in my stupid comms job but at least i have never accidentally leaked the budget. imposter syndrome? i don't even know her.
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I will deal with this.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I will deal with this.
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
I have to deal with the "armed forces staff network" at work regularly (a mental thing to exist). whenever i speak to them they whisper about how we're seconds away from war with Russia. I feel like I live on a different planet
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I have to deal with the "armed forces staff network" at work regularly (a mental thing to exist). whenever i speak to them they whisper about how we're seconds away from war with Russia. I feel like I live on a different planet
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truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
walk past this most days but never been able to choose what 1908 gents haircut I want. Lead miner? Agricultural worker? Propaganda of the deed central european nationalist?
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
walk past this most days but never been able to choose what 1908 gents haircut I want. Lead miner? Agricultural worker? Propaganda of the deed central european nationalist?
this is what my dreams look like, good to know they have the power to fuck up the traffic in Oslo.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
this is what my dreams look like, good to know they have the power to fuck up the traffic in Oslo.
the labour party have solved the withering of state capacity by making being arrested a crime. genius.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
the labour party have solved the withering of state capacity by making being arrested a crime. genius.
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ngl, this sounds like something the Antichrist would say.
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ngl, this sounds like something the Antichrist would say.
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Since at least 2018, right-wing extremist Christians have been quite open that trans people were the thin point of the wedge. This lawfare will not stop, even when they get a favourable judge. It’s death by a thousand cuts. This is what happens when the shite side has millions to burn in legal fees
In the Sheriff Appeal Court, an Edinburgh man's case against Natwest claiming £35,000 in damages for breaches of the Equality Act as a result of his "phobia of Pride-related paraphernalia" has been dismissed. www.scotcourts.gov.uk/media/ygvbue...
www.scotcourts.gov.uk
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Since at least 2018, right-wing extremist Christians have been quite open that trans people were the thin point of the wedge. This lawfare will not stop, even when they get a favourable judge. It’s death by a thousand cuts. This is what happens when the shite side has millions to burn in legal fees
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Less than two weeks to go until @onlycans.bsky.social is running the Valencia Marathon.
Just £120 short of the target, I think we can get this over the line 🏳️⚧️✊.
Just £120 short of the target, I think we can get this over the line 🏳️⚧️✊.
Only £200 short of the next target. @onlycans.bsky.social is running in the Valencia Marathon next month to raise funds for @deeboom.bsky.social & @stargocks64.bsky.social transition healthcare 🏳️⚧️.
Be a legend and share, or donate if you can! 💜
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
Be a legend and share, or donate if you can! 💜
www.gofundme.com/f/running-th...
Donate to Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare, organized by Sophie Cee
Hi, I'm Sophie. On the 7th of December I'll be running 26.2 miles i… Sophie Cee needs your support for Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Less than two weeks to go until @onlycans.bsky.social is running the Valencia Marathon.
Just £120 short of the target, I think we can get this over the line 🏳️⚧️✊.
Just £120 short of the target, I think we can get this over the line 🏳️⚧️✊.
i stopped paying my bbc licence fee a while back and you can too.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i stopped paying my bbc licence fee a while back and you can too.
probably time to start treating people who say, "but i have to be on twitter" the same was as people who say, "i only collect nazi uniforms because i find them very stylish".
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
probably time to start treating people who say, "but i have to be on twitter" the same was as people who say, "i only collect nazi uniforms because i find them very stylish".
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Gay sheep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Gay sheep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
Gay sheep
Wool of gay sheep
It has passed the woke test
It's so stylish you could weep
watched one video about long runs and now i have the most boring men in the world telling me i can improve my VO2 max by buying a vest which is 14 atoms thinner than a normal vest. shut up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
watched one video about long runs and now i have the most boring men in the world telling me i can improve my VO2 max by buying a vest which is 14 atoms thinner than a normal vest. shut up.
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If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
for how awful american media is they don't hold a candle to the vileness of the british press. difficult to find a more contemptible group of people
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If we fed the entire british journalist class to some kind of big giant snake it would fix 90% of the problems the UK experiences almost immediately
we must stop people called sarah vine until we can figure out what's going on.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
we must stop people called sarah vine until we can figure out what's going on.
rachel reeves died on the way back to her home planet's commercial banking customer relations department
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
rachel reeves died on the way back to her home planet's commercial banking customer relations department
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14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
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Introducing Moz AI. The epically melancholic LLM that vulgar roasts your blouse and tells you that Knightsbridge was subject to white genocide.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Introducing Moz AI. The epically melancholic LLM that vulgar roasts your blouse and tells you that Knightsbridge was subject to white genocide.