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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13h
Oh brother, Rand Paul reading from a Hell World article on the senate floor.
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Jake Romm @jakeromm.bsky.social · 14h
Lmao
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes I feel uniquely mad because I wanted to be a girl since I had thoughts, but didn't do anything about it for three decades. then I look around and realise this is actually one of the healthier current madnesses
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
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SteelFox144 • 1d ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I haven't read The Onion for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Left tries to take over everything. Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share CookieMobster64 • 22h ago Did the left take over your failing marriage? Upvote Vote Downvote Reply Share u/SteelFox144 avatar SteelFox144 • 22h ago • Edited 20h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter Did the left take over your failing marriage? Failing? My marriage failed a long time ago. It only lasted 3 years and that was too long. My ex wife was a hardcore feminist who blamed literally everything that didn't go her way on sexism. She went from having sex with me everyday to once a month, if I was lucky, the day we got married. She literally screamed at me anytime I didn't do whatever she wanted and wouldn't stop screaming at me for hours on end until I did it. She also more than doubled her weight in the first year of our marriage and informed
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 9h
oh no you've reminded me of the effects of Gemma Arterton's St Trinian's character. pretty sure this film directly led to the transgender tipping point.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h
it's happened to friends of mine is all I'm saying
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 11h
alright Jeremy Corbyn.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 11h
uh oh. looks like there's going to be a katana battle on the side of a mountain in the coming decade.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 14h
go do this in ireland and let me know how it goes.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 14h
all the sumo lxds and sumo curious should give this a listen. scottish pro wrestling fans talking about why sumo wrestling is pro wrestling. can be filed alongside their major work and magnum opus, robot wars is pro wrestling.
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The Puro Pourri Podcast @puropodcast.bsky.social · 6d
NEW EPISODE!

In honour of this month's Grand Sumo Tournament at the Royal Albert Hall, we're joined by big lad expert @sandrethegiant.bsky.social to talk about the connections between sumo and pro wrestling. Yes, we do cover Akebono vs. Big Show.

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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 14h
girl are you a data centre because you're a thirsty little bitch and you've destroyed the foundations of the local community.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 17h
Sorry to say that there are videos about people like you. Original feature murderers is what they call you
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 17h
it is indeed. some may say too much. running the Valencia marathon in 8 and a bit weeks.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
this tweet brought to you by someone currently running 50 miles a week who has one toe that is 90% oak.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
Me looking at my original victorian floorboards: haha!!! yes!!!!
Me walking on my original victorian floorboards: ouch. what the fuck? well this sucks.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
the only specialist advice I've ever received from an "employment advisor" is that I should spend my entire week looking for non existent jobs or they'll stop my meagre benefit payment.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
Aren't GP practices private employers? so presumably they can tell the government to go fuck themselves?
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
if anything my shit suddenly zoomed up my digestive tract
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
Oh look it's mr toilet asbo
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
clearly! Spotify just blasting it out there though
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
triples down on it!
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 19h
It's giving me my extremely Geordie ex-housemate who apropos of nothing turned to me and went, "howay, i pure love queen and placebo, but I wish they didn't have to be massive poofs." may not have said howay.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 21h
if the toilet lock shows red, that means there's someone in it. just a little tip for everyone out there.
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 23h
i regret to inform you that the portland frog is actually a nepo baby (great grandson of Michigan J. Frog)
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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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OnlyFangs @onlycans.bsky.social · 1d
how have i never noticed till today that money for nothing contains three instances of the word "faggot"? i must have heard that song a 1000 times. huh.
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Jack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 1d
We traced over 30 unique assets to Washington-based 3D creator Ian Hubert, who makes bespoke models created for his sci-fi project Dynamo Dream, available to his Patreon subscribers.

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