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transsexual thought leader
🎵UpScrolled girl,
She's been living in her UpScrolled world,
I bet she never had a Bluesky guy,
I bet her momma never told her about UI🎵
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
got a tattoo of a hermetically sealed tank full of girls. gonna tell people it's Deleuze and Guattari's nomadic war machine if they're insufferable about it. but it's not, it's a tank containing a party girl ecosystem. Tag yourself.
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I miss my dead cat and I don't think I will ever be over him. He died sitting on his favourite cushion whilst we sang Danny Boy to him. Love you Fred.
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
getting a tattoo today
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
zero fucks
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 AM
just look at my cat though. look!
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
blowing the whistle on dry january two days early because work has quite profoundly taken the piss out of me today. cans is back baby. awooga. let's get danger stouting.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
a lot going in the world at the moment but it's important for everyone to know that I looked fit today.
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
you know what we need to see Ben
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 AM
post a car pic you took - i think it's a volvo? idk. antifa volvo oi oi.
January 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
January 26, 2026 at 10:08 PM
i will buy this photo editor a pint. the brutality. screaming.
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
not happy
January 26, 2026 at 9:17 AM
you don't have to give your money to a state broadcaster that will happily smear you and people like you without a second thought 👋👋👋
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
has it always said this or am i going insane?
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Ive found this photo from the event
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Guys I've bought an apocalypse proof boat with an array of weapoary
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This 👏is 👏what👏 gender👏 neutral 👏clothing 👏should👏 look👏 like
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 PM
once again furious that liz hurley's large cisgender son looks like this even without cross sex hormones. annoying. potentially illegal.
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 PM
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 AM
help my regular lip filler place has gone insane from treating too many influencers and now offers transgender leg feminising filler for £3000. help.
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Ilkeston why are you like this? i'd like to say this is a unique mindset but i fear this is just quintessential UK town behaviour
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
world bad, dog coat good
January 21, 2026 at 8:55 AM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
took me 2 whole minutes to work out the second grilled cheese sandwich special pun. desperate stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 AM