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We traced over 30 unique assets to Washington-based 3D creator Ian Hubert, who makes bespoke models created for his sci-fi project Dynamo Dream, available to his Patreon subscribers.

Scans of parking lots, antennas, and pipes were repurposed as Hamas and Iranian military sites
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Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI
"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian
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they're all autonomous dogs but they come together in a blazin squad like way
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five years of owning this brilliant dog. five years of teaching each other that a lot of Getting Over Things is just putting yourself out there and being uncomfortable. here she is proudly sitting in the doggy daycare throne. lmao at the floor dogs, you are ruled over.
a selection of dogs sat on cushions. a single chair sits. at the back, a mongrel proudly pops up to say hi from her throne.
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he's such a wet little weasel oaf
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Remastered and live versions I think?
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listening to the 30th anniversary edition of melon collie and the infinite dream. there's half a good album there and the rest is just billy corgan messing about and complaining about the darkness of the void (going bald).
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the first time the Hamburgler was introduced, McDonalds called him "The Lone Jogger" which makes him sound like the guy who served time for trying to assassinate Mayor McCheese
a man with a white shirt that says lone jogger, over stripped clothes, wearing a cape and a. hat with an eye mask. an early version of the McDonalds hamburgler.
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they call him the fourbearer
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I start every post with a quote from a pop punk band, to distract from the fact that I am bringing great evil into the world with my every word and deed
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you won't be taking the piss when you need to wank off a bear and you only have a normal fleshlight
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yer da's got a tactical flashlight
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If you look very closely you'll notice my swaztika t-shirt is made up of thousands of microscopic letters all spelling out 'hope' 🙏🙏
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Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
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fired from every job for calling clippy a mad cunt
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oh it's not secret 😔
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I agree and yet people are coming up to me and saying they've seen my dick and balls
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I identify as a shitposter, not a workposter. Invalidated
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went to a gig and got talking to someone and turns out they work at the same place and they said, "oh yeah I know you from your posts on SharePoint". kill me.
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I will never not repost this

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Agile Walks Home Alone at Night
hexadecibelle.fyi
the blair witch project manager
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i know what you did last quarter
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she was a good girl ❤️
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another day of thinking for coins 🙄