Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
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His non replies are even worse.
German delight in genocide therory undefeated.
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Man, sometimes YouTube knows exactly what the fuck I need in my life.
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Probably best not going into the circumstances leading up to this image circulating around the family group chat.
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readuction.bsky.social
Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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Sub tweeting jamielle bouie I see.
crispbap.bsky.social
Clown is truly more difficult
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Tell her in the book he uses baby dolphins as bait (also that hooper fucks Brody's wife which is less relevant but still kinda messed up)
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The American experiment being dismantled in real time by a deranged boomer sending messages out from his phone which also constantly has the flashlight on and blares out autoplay ads at full volume.
crispbap.bsky.social
It's like 'goodbye lenin' except instead of being in a coma for a few months he's just been a fuckin simpleton for 8 decades.
crispbap.bsky.social
When I created the 'evilbastardswhomustbepurged' tracker, I was doing so in the spirit of bipartisanship and mutual respect which unfortunately YOU people have ruined
crispbap.bsky.social
I'm sure the DNC is cooking up some uncanny weirdo in the Kamala/Killary vein to run against and eat shit against Charlie Kirk's widow or the maga subway strangler or fuckin whoever else the culture barfs up.
crispbap.bsky.social
Not many other people I'd think of sending the easy listening Japanese theme tune to an anime based off a Hudson soft spin off game in the adventure island franchise.
You've built a strong brand.
crispbap.bsky.social
He knows what he did.
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youtu.be/5qBSJ01YAf0?...

This disgusting freak did not deserve his beautiful insect girlfriend lady, nor his own TV show and DEFINITELY not his absolute banger of a theme tune.
crispbap.bsky.social
youtu.be/5qBSJ01YAf0?...

This disgusting freak did not deserve his beautiful insect girlfriend lady, nor his own TV show and DEFINITELY not his absolute banger of a theme tune.
crispbap.bsky.social
If you look very closely you'll notice my swaztika t-shirt is made up of thousands of microscopic letters all spelling out 'hope' 🙏🙏
billybragg.bsky.social
Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
crispbap.bsky.social
Sorry, 1.8 billion lives lost, but what's an extra 800 million deaths between friends 🫣🫣
crispbap.bsky.social
It's a 5 star banger alright. A rare highlight in sega's thankfully forgotten 'shitting the bed constantly' era.
crispbap.bsky.social
You can simply do what the Indians did to get rid of the British! Wait a century and a half, lose a billion lives and reduce the formerly strongest economy in the world to a state of penury and squalor unmatched by any place in the human experience!

Easy peasy!
asharangappa.bsky.social
We’re in a moment now where it would be worth people taking three hours to watch Gandhi, particularly the scene of the salt march. There is value to making the brutality of your opponent so plain as day that no one can argue with it. The clarity of that brought down an empire
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You can do what the Indians did to get rid of the British! Wait a century and a half, lose a billion lives and reduce the formerly strongest economy in the world to a state of penury and squalor unmatched by any place in the human experience!

Easy peasy!
crispbap.bsky.social
Only outrun 3 could save us as a species. We don't have it because we don't deserve it.
crtpixel.bsky.social
OUTRUN 2006: COAST TO COAST
SUMO DIGITAL 2006
PLAYSTATION 2
Drifting a good Ferrari around a turn has never been more chill
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He should make an AI video of himself being attracted to women.
patriottakes.bsky.social
Benny Johnson posted a AI video depicting himself as a costumed, pro-ICE Batman punching an Asian woman
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Takes some talent to wrestle 300 pages out of 'hitler was a vegetarian, makes you think' but this fucking gross nepo butterball manages with aplomb.