Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
The onion is 'mueller she wrote' now.
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The onion is 'mueller she wrote' now.
Much like the 'you'd be thrown from a roof in gaza' crowd, this stuff is always a confession of what they think is the rightful treatment of marginalised groups.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Much like the 'you'd be thrown from a roof in gaza' crowd, this stuff is always a confession of what they think is the rightful treatment of marginalised groups.
This endless rain and perpetual storms are gods punishment for us failing to hunt and destroy Taika Waititi.
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
This endless rain and perpetual storms are gods punishment for us failing to hunt and destroy Taika Waititi.
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What's the matter babe, you've barely touched your croc-ssant
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
What's the matter babe, you've barely touched your croc-ssant
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This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
Prayers up in the chat for the big lad basil who is sick and subdued and freaking the fuck out of me and the missus 🙏🙏
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Prayers up in the chat for the big lad basil who is sick and subdued and freaking the fuck out of me and the missus 🙏🙏
I'll never forget growing up at the arse end of the troubles and my da surprising me by bringing me down to get the super Nintendo with SF2 packed in, right in the middle of September.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
I’ve been saving up for a Switch 2 and finally have enough so tonight I’m gonna take my kids to Best Buy to “look around” and then pretend like it’s a spur of the moment decision. They are going to be so fucking hype I can’t wait
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'll never forget growing up at the arse end of the troubles and my da surprising me by bringing me down to get the super Nintendo with SF2 packed in, right in the middle of September.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
A clear sign of my perfect and normal mental health is falling asleep every night listening to @gothgamernation.bsky.social's 2 and a half hour drakenguard review.
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
A clear sign of my perfect and normal mental health is falling asleep every night listening to @gothgamernation.bsky.social's 2 and a half hour drakenguard review.
Neil gaiman is back posting again.I for one will not be separating the artist (dog shit) from the art (which is also dog shit)
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Neil gaiman is back posting again.I for one will not be separating the artist (dog shit) from the art (which is also dog shit)
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
I'm deaf as shit and can't hear the trump shart and feel like I'm missing out, like those kids that couldn't see magic eye pictures back in the day.
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm deaf as shit and can't hear the trump shart and feel like I'm missing out, like those kids that couldn't see magic eye pictures back in the day.
They shoulda fed Will Wheaton to Charlie sheen back in the 80s.
Listen to the story that shaped a generation. Decades after starring in Stand By Me, the film adaptation of THE BODY, Wil Wheaton lends his voice to an all new recording of the audiobook. Pre-order your copy and start listening March 24, 2026.
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They shoulda fed Will Wheaton to Charlie sheen back in the 80s.
This guy's boss actually stole an election and then went on to kill a million Muslims.
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
This guy's boss actually stole an election and then went on to kill a million Muslims.