Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
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This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Remember when Peter mandleson was secretary of state for Northern Ireland (unionists went mental that he referred to it as being the secretary of state for Ireland) and had to quickly resign because he was doing dodgy shit around passports?
25 odd years of being a self dealing scrote/simpleton.
25 odd years of being a self dealing scrote/simpleton.
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Remember when Peter mandleson was secretary of state for Northern Ireland (unionists went mental that he referred to it as being the secretary of state for Ireland) and had to quickly resign because he was doing dodgy shit around passports?
25 odd years of being a self dealing scrote/simpleton.
25 odd years of being a self dealing scrote/simpleton.
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
Prayers up in the chat for the big lad basil who is sick and subdued and freaking the fuck out of me and the missus 🙏🙏
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Prayers up in the chat for the big lad basil who is sick and subdued and freaking the fuck out of me and the missus 🙏🙏
I'll never forget growing up at the arse end of the troubles and my da surprising me by bringing me down to get the super Nintendo with SF2 packed in, right in the middle of September.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
I’ve been saving up for a Switch 2 and finally have enough so tonight I’m gonna take my kids to Best Buy to “look around” and then pretend like it’s a spur of the moment decision. They are going to be so fucking hype I can’t wait
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'll never forget growing up at the arse end of the troubles and my da surprising me by bringing me down to get the super Nintendo with SF2 packed in, right in the middle of September.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
We were always broke and it was like fuckin super hero stuff.
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
A clear sign of my perfect and normal mental health is falling asleep every night listening to @gothgamernation.bsky.social's 2 and a half hour drakenguard review.
February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
A clear sign of my perfect and normal mental health is falling asleep every night listening to @gothgamernation.bsky.social's 2 and a half hour drakenguard review.
Neil gaiman is back posting again.I for one will not be separating the artist (dog shit) from the art (which is also dog shit)
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Neil gaiman is back posting again.I for one will not be separating the artist (dog shit) from the art (which is also dog shit)
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
Your books suck ass, fuckin Y/A for magic the gathering neckbeards.
I'm deaf as shit and can't hear the trump shart and feel like I'm missing out, like those kids that couldn't see magic eye pictures back in the day.
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm deaf as shit and can't hear the trump shart and feel like I'm missing out, like those kids that couldn't see magic eye pictures back in the day.
They shoulda fed Will Wheaton to Charlie sheen back in the 80s.
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February 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They shoulda fed Will Wheaton to Charlie sheen back in the 80s.
This guy's boss actually stole an election and then went on to kill a million Muslims.
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 AM
This guy's boss actually stole an election and then went on to kill a million Muslims.
This building next to my old school is going to be used for a temporary homeless hostel a d local residents are pissed.
When I went there several paedophile Christian brothers were housed there. Some of them didn't even teach at the school, their role was just 'school paedophile'
When I went there several paedophile Christian brothers were housed there. Some of them didn't even teach at the school, their role was just 'school paedophile'
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
This building next to my old school is going to be used for a temporary homeless hostel a d local residents are pissed.
When I went there several paedophile Christian brothers were housed there. Some of them didn't even teach at the school, their role was just 'school paedophile'
When I went there several paedophile Christian brothers were housed there. Some of them didn't even teach at the school, their role was just 'school paedophile'
I mean any rich guy can spend his time around pretty WOMEN, sure.
Epstein offered something slightly different.
Epstein offered something slightly different.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I mean any rich guy can spend his time around pretty WOMEN, sure.
Epstein offered something slightly different.
Epstein offered something slightly different.
'I teach a film studies class and my students reaction to Melania (2026) scares me,
"The Melania movie's failure shows a left dangerously out of touch with mainstream America's interests"
-- Persuasion, tomorrow, probably
-- Persuasion, tomorrow, probably
January 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
'I teach a film studies class and my students reaction to Melania (2026) scares me,
We need to ban men from having opinions.
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
We need to ban men from having opinions.
Sitcom actors deaths hit yanks like pearl harbour.
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Sitcom actors deaths hit yanks like pearl harbour.
An decades long paedophile/blackmail ring involving the top echelons of the global elite all orchestrated by a man who spells like Krusty the clown.
January 31, 2026 at 6:20 PM
An decades long paedophile/blackmail ring involving the top echelons of the global elite all orchestrated by a man who spells like Krusty the clown.
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely