Crispbap
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I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
Moo deng, you don't have to do this 😭😭
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Moo deng, you don't have to do this 😭😭
Reactionary simpleton yanks all getting the equivalent of 'paris syndrome' when seeing a 4th gen English Muslim on public transport.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Reactionary simpleton yanks all getting the equivalent of 'paris syndrome' when seeing a 4th gen English Muslim on public transport.
Put this banner up on city hall where the 'ulster days NO' used to be
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Put this banner up on city hall where the 'ulster days NO' used to be
The Kermit the frog banger 'rainbow connection' Wikipedia entry goes hard as fuck
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM
The Kermit the frog banger 'rainbow connection' Wikipedia entry goes hard as fuck
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
Just finished 'we bury the dead' and honestly it's one of the top 10 'horror film as grief metaphors' released in the last 22 months.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Just finished 'we bury the dead' and honestly it's one of the top 10 'horror film as grief metaphors' released in the last 22 months.
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Can't believe the magazine staffed by IDF volunteers and assorted lachrymose butterball war criminals would stoop so low 😔😔
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Can't believe the magazine staffed by IDF volunteers and assorted lachrymose butterball war criminals would stoop so low 😔😔
My son is displeased at this endless fucking horror of a winter.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
My son is displeased at this endless fucking horror of a winter.
Yanks are fucking suckers lol.
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Yanks are fucking suckers lol.
3 or 4 more Superbowl halftimes that annoys conservatives and America will be back to it's good old self as benevolent hegemon 🤗🤗
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 AM
3 or 4 more Superbowl halftimes that annoys conservatives and America will be back to it's good old self as benevolent hegemon 🤗🤗
The onion is 'mueller she wrote' now.
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The onion is 'mueller she wrote' now.
Much like the 'you'd be thrown from a roof in gaza' crowd, this stuff is always a confession of what they think is the rightful treatment of marginalised groups.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Much like the 'you'd be thrown from a roof in gaza' crowd, this stuff is always a confession of what they think is the rightful treatment of marginalised groups.
This endless rain and perpetual storms are gods punishment for us failing to hunt and destroy Taika Waititi.
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
This endless rain and perpetual storms are gods punishment for us failing to hunt and destroy Taika Waititi.
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What's the matter babe, you've barely touched your croc-ssant
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
What's the matter babe, you've barely touched your croc-ssant
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This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This is like 'the masquerade' from the vampire games, but with addlepated radical centrists on 6 figure salaries.
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Apparently, the KamalaHQ accounts are rebranding as "Headquarters," a "new Gen-Z led progressive content hub."
February 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
People that eat shit this bad and the disappear for months I always assume the langoliers got them.
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Lot of people making snide comments but this is just what happens to Irish men once a certain 'lifetime pints' threshold has been crossed.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
The physiognomy I mean, the fascism is somewhat differently determined.
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher alright.
