Crispbap
crispbap.bsky.social
Crispbap
@crispbap.bsky.social
I enjoy having fun on my phone
Leaving for 2 months today and living out of this bag the size of a kids school bag.

Chihuahua added for scale.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
For the next two months I will be indulging in the forbidden bleasures of the Orient.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When a poor person would like to enjoy some genre fiction for free so you gotta hit them with the chuck wendig stare
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
youtu.be/-y9Q7ud7Or0?...

This shit had me feeling like the bird at the end of 'martyrs' hearing it live.

R.i.p. king 👑 👑.
Many rivers to cross - Jimmy Cliff
YouTube video by TheSunAnge
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Seeing him In Dublin at a festival while coming down from a couple of dozen E's was honestly the closest I've had to a legitimate religious experience. Never felt anything like it.
Once drove 6 hours to see Jimmy Cliff perform at the Santa Monica pier. This one stings.
Sitting In Limbo
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Going travelling for a few months so spending the last few nights with my wife doing the most important thing a couple can do.

Watching the shite arse Arnie led millennium paranoia horror potboiler, End Of Days
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Every story about elite American journalism boils down to 'of course I have been aware of the multistorey rape dungeon for decades, and if you buy my book next year you can learn all about it, albeit years after that information might have possibly helped anyone'
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
More like Tron: Arse
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Please can I have a profile or a job at the New York times, here is a link to my song 'sex with children' 🙏🙏
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sayyid Qutb vindicated.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Del Toros 'frankenstein' is about the dangers of introducing a girl you like to your much taller acquaintance.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
There are four types of guy online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm going to keep my cards close to my chest regarding what RFK jr things about MY asshole, thank you very much.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Delivered my final commercial today, I've been working in TV and advertising for nearly thirty years and couldn't be fucking arsed anymore.

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME ECONOMICALLY INACTIVE 💅💅
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Guillermo del Toro should take all those amazing sets and costumes and use them to make a good film.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Love it when a left wing government is in power in the united kingdom. 💪💪
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good to know my stain on the silence of this horrible world continues in some small way.
Ers yer man @crispbap.bsky.social immortalised in print

(At @apope.bsky.social's new book launch in Pigment Space tonight 8-10pm)
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Becoming a TIKTOK sensation by making this face while watching footage of Trump going to town on Bill Clinton's cock and balls.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Patton will be alright, he'll have a new younger account up and running like 2 days after this one dies.
patton oswalt getting suspended just doesn't have the juice for me. a thousand patton oswalts could get suspended right now and i wouldn't care
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wild to think that this 'all powerful men part of intelligence led child rape coven' is going to blow over in a few days and yanks will be back talking about whatever sport it is that they have on over winter.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM