Oh you're an academic? that's nice. got any more wikipedia articles on this you want to quote from?

disgusting

hi scott, do you know any non woke cures for prostate cancer?

he's not well. he's trying to build a nuclear submarine in his welsh caravan.

struggling to think of any saturday night tv that wouldn't be improved with their addition

NATO'S COMMITMENT TO STARMER IS SHAKEABLE

maybe he's disassociating, maybe he's on the ceiling, maybe he's imagining himself as the receptive partner, maybe he's just realised he is psychically penetrating himself with every thrust, maybe he's crying.

i have been saying this 🙏

also he'd sing in mandarin

We can rebuild it, we have the technology 🙏

what did it say? I love it when the graffiti is rude about starmer. I live for it.

saw this yesterday for additional context bsky.app/profile/davi...

yes! your mum is filled with wisdom. the turkish owner sold up and now it's run by an east Asian family who do seven different cuisines including 90s greasy spoon English breakfast. honestly eating tinned tomatoes next to someone eating a bowl of incredible ramen shouldn't work and yet.

I hate banking and shopping apps almost as much as I hate the labour party.

gawd, Instagram is fucking awful for finding anything. I'll try and find it again later

is this the level of sandwich analysis we get on your blog? I must sign up. I have to say I haven't noticed because I burned out on them pretty fast. they are just bricks of carbs, i feel like I'm eating a cheese breeze block.

noticeable drop off in pun standards since the trans barista left

I wouldn't know the difference between between casual and medical acupuncture I'm afraid. seemed pretty deep with ?brass needles. had it on my face once and they were well flimsy. seemed happy my muscles were twitching? idk