Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
One dog-muck and it's all over.
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
One dog-muck and it's all over.
Pebble Mill's wiki page needs a 'Legacy' section
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Pebble Mill's wiki page needs a 'Legacy' section
A goldmine, cheers!
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 AM
A goldmine, cheers!
His nob is very close to the saucepan.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
His nob is very close to the saucepan.
I'd love to do a video on it, but ITV are tyrants about copyright these days. I did do a written piece a while back though:
franticplanet.wordpress.com/2021/08/17/i...
franticplanet.wordpress.com/2021/08/17/i...
ITV’s Cluedo
There’s not been a great history of televised board game adaptations. Over the years, American viewers have ‘enjoyed’ short-lived onscreen runs of Monopoly, Boggle, and The Game o…
franticplanet.wordpress.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
I'd love to do a video on it, but ITV are tyrants about copyright these days. I did do a written piece a while back though:
franticplanet.wordpress.com/2021/08/17/i...
franticplanet.wordpress.com/2021/08/17/i...
I'll buy and eat a hat if any of the guests could get a single word in.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I'll buy and eat a hat if any of the guests could get a single word in.
"Lovely shin pads, madam!"
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"Lovely shin pads, madam!"
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until March. Tiers start at £1, with 915,000+ written words plus hours of audio/video
There's three videos this month, one of which will be Patreon exclusive
Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
There's three videos this month, one of which will be Patreon exclusive
Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until March. Tiers start at £1, with 915,000+ written words plus hours of audio/video
There's three videos this month, one of which will be Patreon exclusive
Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
There's three videos this month, one of which will be Patreon exclusive
Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
I think he nicked it off Andre the Giant
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think he nicked it off Andre the Giant
Christmas is over when I say it's over! Clambering over its Patreon paywall and now available for all, it's your fifth annual Selection Box video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-M...
Millard's Christmas Selection Box V
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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January 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Christmas is over when I say it's over! Clambering over its Patreon paywall and now available for all, it's your fifth annual Selection Box video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-M...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-M...
It'll make a change from being called a filthy woke commie.
That is *very* Stu-looking though, like he saw something* very scary and his hair instantly turned white
(*Jim'll's nob)
That is *very* Stu-looking though, like he saw something* very scary and his hair instantly turned white
(*Jim'll's nob)
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It'll make a change from being called a filthy woke commie.
That is *very* Stu-looking though, like he saw something* very scary and his hair instantly turned white
(*Jim'll's nob)
That is *very* Stu-looking though, like he saw something* very scary and his hair instantly turned white
(*Jim'll's nob)
Oh that is lovely work
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Oh that is lovely work
A month early for Patrons, Saturday Morning Archaeology unpacks the complicated history of one of the genre's weirdest entries, with the space opera shenanigans of Parallel 9.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
January 29, 2026 at 9:21 AM
A month early for Patrons, Saturday Morning Archaeology unpacks the complicated history of one of the genre's weirdest entries, with the space opera shenanigans of Parallel 9.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
"Roy Jay, remember him?"
The final chapter of The Housesitter, exclusively on the Fiction Tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
The final chapter of The Housesitter, exclusively on the Fiction Tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
Get more from Stuart Millard on Patreon
creating words and videos
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January 29, 2026 at 9:21 AM
"Roy Jay, remember him?"
The final chapter of The Housesitter, exclusively on the Fiction Tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
The final chapter of The Housesitter, exclusively on the Fiction Tier.
www.patreon.com/franticplanet
A pal has been re-editing the Saw franchise, but dubbed entirely with dialogue, music and sound effects from the Carry On films
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFT_...
Carry On Sawing - Part One
YouTube video by Mart Olliver
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January 28, 2026 at 8:37 AM
A pal has been re-editing the Saw franchise, but dubbed entirely with dialogue, music and sound effects from the Carry On films
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFT_...
The last year or so has been a creeping realisation that I am quite, quite autistic and everyone was aware of this but me.
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 AM
The last year or so has been a creeping realisation that I am quite, quite autistic and everyone was aware of this but me.
Until the television was invented 100 years ago, people's impressions of Benny from Crossroads went completely unseen.
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Until the television was invented 100 years ago, people's impressions of Benny from Crossroads went completely unseen.
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell some bristols and maybe a bum!"
A Godzilla-sized Sid James celebrating the last season of Bless This House, this week 50 years ago.
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 AM
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell some bristols and maybe a bum!"
In one of the classic era Big Brothers, the housemates serenaded voted off contestants with it as they were evicted
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
In one of the classic era Big Brothers, the housemates serenaded voted off contestants with it as they were evicted
Unknowingly filmed by a TikToker wearing Smart Glasses as he repeatedly interrupted his own anecdote with jokes about being so small he "baths in an eggcup" and "recently flew to Spain... on the back of a bluebottle"
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Unknowingly filmed by a TikToker wearing Smart Glasses as he repeatedly interrupted his own anecdote with jokes about being so small he "baths in an eggcup" and "recently flew to Spain... on the back of a bluebottle"