Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
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Right old proper hauntology here, at the bottom of the dingy old Fright Bag in the dark corner of the Forbidden Basement of Mystery.
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag IV
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Right old proper hauntology here, at the bottom of the dingy old Fright Bag in the dark corner of the Forbidden Basement of Mystery.
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag IV
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
Little and Large *and* Cobra off Gladiators is simply too much comedy. Everyone who attended that show died of laughter like that bloke who keeled over at The Goodies
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Little and Large *and* Cobra off Gladiators is simply too much comedy. Everyone who attended that show died of laughter like that bloke who keeled over at The Goodies
Reposted by Stuart Millard
Don't talk to me about Wadlow's 'fit' unless it's whether or not his nob can 'fit' inside three Pringles cans stacked end to end.
they've rizzed him up, given him new clothes.
DON'T TRY AND DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION RIPLEYS, 'OW BIG WAS 'IS KNOB? @franticplanet.bsky.social
DON'T TRY AND DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION RIPLEYS, 'OW BIG WAS 'IS KNOB? @franticplanet.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Don't talk to me about Wadlow's 'fit' unless it's whether or not his nob can 'fit' inside three Pringles cans stacked end to end.
Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
It's a Mystery: CITV's Paranormal Primer
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
Wish tonight's Children in Need was more like the old ones? Your luck's come in, pal!
Now available for all, my new video unravels a classic Children in Need, over its seven glorious, unfiltered hours of the weirdest shit you've ever seen, to one unavoidable conclusion: we must Make Telethons Weird Again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbDq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbDq...
Children in Need Classic: Make Telethons Weird Again
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wish tonight's Children in Need was more like the old ones? Your luck's come in, pal!
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
A title screen I dreamed
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A title screen I dreamed
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.
If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely.
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely.
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
Reposted by Stuart Millard
This actually happened:
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This actually happened:
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip.
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip.
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.
Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.
Peter Egan looking like the baddest motherfucker in lilac. #CallMyBluff
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.
"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.
Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352