Sarah Cupcakes
@cupcakesarenice.bsky.social
Resting bored face. Energy drink connoisseur. Zack Greinke superfan. Dance cardio enthusiast. she/her/y'all #ForeverRoyal #bbsky #tar38 #RHAP #DWTS #DeadSky
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"Everyone is stupid, except for me" A Memoir Written by Everyone
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Trump approval Arkansas -1.8%. Economist. 11/25/25 Tom Cotton and John Boozman should be very concerned. @theshumater.bsky.social @bluehogreport.bsky.social www.economist.com/interactive/...
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump approval Arkansas -1.8%. Economist. 11/25/25 Tom Cotton and John Boozman should be very concerned. @theshumater.bsky.social @bluehogreport.bsky.social www.economist.com/interactive/...
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
A delicious cheese pizza, just for me
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A delicious cheese pizza, just for me
I was dressed pretty nicely when the TSA agent assaulted me.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was dressed pretty nicely when the TSA agent assaulted me.
Saw this on the sidewalk today and can't decide whether this is a good or bad omen for @amikebloomtype.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Saw this on the sidewalk today and can't decide whether this is a good or bad omen for @amikebloomtype.bsky.social
HEY RICK
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
HEY RICK
I have to be up super super early tomorrow which means that the melatonin will never kick in and that in about an hour I will think about something embarrassing that happened a decade ago
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have to be up super super early tomorrow which means that the melatonin will never kick in and that in about an hour I will think about something embarrassing that happened a decade ago
I don't want either of these things on my dinner table
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't want either of these things on my dinner table
Anyway, all the execs who are pushing AI big time will be ousted with golden parachutes before they can act all surprised Pikachu when their company crumbles because they "replaced" their workforce.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Anyway, all the execs who are pushing AI big time will be ousted with golden parachutes before they can act all surprised Pikachu when their company crumbles because they "replaced" their workforce.
Pretty sure it's 27:30PM rn
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pretty sure it's 27:30PM rn
same tbh
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
same tbh
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Cleaning in my closet, and found a few fun old Royals shirts from seasons’ past. As meager as the 2000s were for us, i truly loved some of these teams.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cleaning in my closet, and found a few fun old Royals shirts from seasons’ past. As meager as the 2000s were for us, i truly loved some of these teams.
Evergreen
I know the Chiefs are losing because all I see is on the skyline is Chiefs fans complaining about the refs
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Evergreen
Think I'll slip on down to the OAAAAASIS!
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Think I'll slip on down to the OAAAAASIS!
Somewhere in Texas, a man named Chad leans back in his recliner, ABC playing in the background, and says "Not so easy, is it?"
Hammer down, y'all! #WPS
Hammer down, y'all! #WPS
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Somewhere in Texas, a man named Chad leans back in his recliner, ABC playing in the background, and says "Not so easy, is it?"
Hammer down, y'all! #WPS
Hammer down, y'all! #WPS
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An STD looked at Stephen Miller & said no thanks I’m good
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
An STD looked at Stephen Miller & said no thanks I’m good
I think after today we have earned an Andr3wsky "Well, well, well" video
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think after today we have earned an Andr3wsky "Well, well, well" video
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The arc of the moral universe was like
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The arc of the moral universe was like
What a year we've had *today*
what a year we’ve had this week
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What a year we've had *today*
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I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
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Mission accomplished.
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Mission accomplished.
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
"Oh, I didn't realize it was you"
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Oh, I didn't realize it was you"
Here's how I imagine the vibe of the Mamdani/Trump meeting
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Here's how I imagine the vibe of the Mamdani/Trump meeting
I'm 1512 in line for Barack Obama tickets
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
Alt: `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm 1512 in line for Barack Obama tickets