Kakistocalypse Now
@donachaidh.bsky.social
Artisanal f-bomb purveyor. Founding Guard member. Louisiana born and bred, but Oakland for life.
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You are angry and anxious because
you never agreed to live in a burning
home while the people who should
care pretend the fire doesn't exist.
Distress
is a valid emotional response
to injustice.
-Nikita Gill
you never agreed to live in a burning
home while the people who should
care pretend the fire doesn't exist.
Distress
is a valid emotional response
to injustice.
-Nikita Gill
Sometimes it's the little things
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sometimes it's the little things
Grandpa do you smell toast
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Grandpa do you smell toast
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
Why is this written as if Trump falling asleep in public is a new thing?
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why is this written as if Trump falling asleep in public is a new thing?
Beside the point, but "I one our Nation's Districts"
This reporter will get vile death threats and may need security just for doing her job. Not acceptable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Beside the point, but "I one our Nation's Districts"
"My only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of my son, which is why I got his mother locked up by masked goons."
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"My only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of my son, which is why I got his mother locked up by masked goons."
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National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
"Fuck them kids" is the official stance of the Republican Party and it really needs to be pointed out relentlessly
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"Fuck them kids" is the official stance of the Republican Party and it really needs to be pointed out relentlessly
what the fuck
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
what the fuck
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the art of the deal bay bee
President Trump backed away from a November 27 deadline for Ukraine to agree to a U.S.-backed peace plan, saying ‘the deadline for me is when it's over.’
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
the art of the deal bay bee
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
It's bad and all, but the guy who graduated dead last in his class at the SVR academy last week wouldn't need advice on how to manipulate Donald Trump
Nothing to worry about, just a US official advising our nuclear-armed adversary how to manipulate the President of the United States, a notoriously weak-minded mark
This is really wild stuff tbh
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's bad and all, but the guy who graduated dead last in his class at the SVR academy last week wouldn't need advice on how to manipulate Donald Trump
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Americans must understand that if these people get a bail out American democracy will never be reestablished in any meaningful form. To ensure democracy can be reestablished at some point in the future future in America, we must ensure that these people never see the light of day again.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Americans must understand that if these people get a bail out American democracy will never be reestablished in any meaningful form. To ensure democracy can be reestablished at some point in the future future in America, we must ensure that these people never see the light of day again.
Incredible stuff tbh
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Incredible stuff tbh
This is pretty great
edition.cnn.com/2025/11/25/s... A story that I’ve been working on for the past few months, about why women’s football is so important to queer people, is published! I really loved writing this and it’s a story that’s very close to my heart. I would love it if you kind folks would give it a read 🤍
Why women’s soccer is so important to queer people | CNN
Someone dressed as Marge Simpson, complete with a gigantic blue wig and a lime green dress, belts out Hot to Go by lesbian pop icon Chappell Roan to a rapt audience gathered inside a marquee in the mi...
edition.cnn.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is pretty great
Whoa whoa whoa why is the Guard catching strays
Or alcoholics
Or alcoholics
Alcoholic national guardsman proves he doesn’t know what mirror imaging in photography is.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Whoa whoa whoa why is the Guard catching strays
Or alcoholics
Or alcoholics
don't have to tell me twice
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
don't have to tell me twice
Okay DEFINITELY read to the end
No, they can fuck the subway sandwich.
The next post will contain graphic sexual descriptions.
Viewer discretion is advised, but while rated XXX ...it's not disturbing or distressing.
It involves fruit fucking.
The next post will contain graphic sexual descriptions.
Viewer discretion is advised, but while rated XXX ...it's not disturbing or distressing.
It involves fruit fucking.
I’ve said it before:
Men be all confused when looking at a person or a thing. The troubleshooting algorithm goes like this:
“Can I fuck it?”
A Subway sandwich: ‘no’
Hot chicks: ‘yes’
A trans: ‘does… not… compute!’
<Proceeds to wreck the place>
Men be all confused when looking at a person or a thing. The troubleshooting algorithm goes like this:
“Can I fuck it?”
A Subway sandwich: ‘no’
Hot chicks: ‘yes’
A trans: ‘does… not… compute!’
<Proceeds to wreck the place>
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Okay DEFINITELY read to the end
Crooks, the lot of them
(since no thumbnail is loading, the headline reads "IRS files suit over $5 million in outstanding taxes against West Virginia Senator Jim Justice")
(since no thumbnail is loading, the headline reads "IRS files suit over $5 million in outstanding taxes against West Virginia Senator Jim Justice")
www.wtrf.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Crooks, the lot of them
(since no thumbnail is loading, the headline reads "IRS files suit over $5 million in outstanding taxes against West Virginia Senator Jim Justice")
(since no thumbnail is loading, the headline reads "IRS files suit over $5 million in outstanding taxes against West Virginia Senator Jim Justice")
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PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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I don’t think anything sums up reality like this
Gonna be seeing this exact segment in my dreams for the next 20 years
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t think anything sums up reality like this
I genuinely wonder how much is delusion, how much is Putin being surrounded by yes men, and how much is him truly just not giving a fuck
Russia’s tiny advances in 2025 sold Putin on inevitable victory in Ukraine
Grinding progress for Russia on the battlefield this year has resulted in thousands of casualties but enough progress for Putin to refuse any compromises in diplomacy.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I genuinely wonder how much is delusion, how much is Putin being surrounded by yes men, and how much is him truly just not giving a fuck
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Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.