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Two words: Soylent Green.
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Two words: Soylent Green.
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Mark Kelly on Kimmel:
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mark Kelly on Kimmel:
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
Says he found out about Trump calling for his death when he was in SCIF - where you can’t bring your phone - when an aide brought in a note to his senate colleague Elissa Slotkin saying “the President is calling for your execution.”
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The “good old days” in White America.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The “good old days” in White America.
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I'm always shocked that Glenn doesn't get the same hate Alex Jones does, because they're doing a lot of the same things except Glenn wears sweaters and talks quietly while Alex screams and drinks "apple juice" from a cup he hides under the desk.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm always shocked that Glenn doesn't get the same hate Alex Jones does, because they're doing a lot of the same things except Glenn wears sweaters and talks quietly while Alex screams and drinks "apple juice" from a cup he hides under the desk.
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Ms. Kuyateh was one of 19 third-country nationals sent to Ghana on Nov. 6. At least 61 TCNs have been removed there since September.
Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless
www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless
www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
Woman deported from Maryland shown on video being dragged in Ghana
Rabbiatu Kuyateh was detained this summer at her annual ICE check-in, her son said. She moved to the D.C. area 30 years ago as she fled civil war in Sierra Leone.
www.nbcwashington.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Ms. Kuyateh was one of 19 third-country nationals sent to Ghana on Nov. 6. At least 61 TCNs have been removed there since September.
Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless
www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless
www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
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Fuck. This. Shit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Fuck. This. Shit.
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If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
How an innocent woman's name was tied to the Jan. 6 pipe bombs
The FBI has ruled the woman out as a suspect in the 2021 plot, sources said, but only after her name circulated on social platforms and a conservative news site.
www.cbsnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...
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well that wasn’t funny at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
well that wasn’t funny at all
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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I remain convinced DOGE was a massive, planetary scale data exfiltration scheme and that Palantir has it all now
Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in.
Why did they do this?
Why did they do this?
Musk Ally Demands Admin Access to System That Lets Government Text the Public
A worker resigned in protest rather than giving Thomas Shedd access to Notify.gov, which they said would allow him to see "all personally identifiable information moving through the Notiy system, incl...
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I remain convinced DOGE was a massive, planetary scale data exfiltration scheme and that Palantir has it all now
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Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Have any news outlets that ran scathing front page headlines, op-eds and editorials about Biden pardoning Hunter admitted that they were wrong after we've seen Trump maliciously prosecute Comey, James, McIver etc?
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So how is Netflix going to square doing "MY HERO ACADEMIA" as a live-action movie for a Western audience when the main unique hook of the thing in the first place is "American superhero comics cliches filtered through the prism of a school-life Manga?" 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So how is Netflix going to square doing "MY HERO ACADEMIA" as a live-action movie for a Western audience when the main unique hook of the thing in the first place is "American superhero comics cliches filtered through the prism of a school-life Manga?" 🤔
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Who cares.
Not us.
💪🏻
Not us.
💪🏻
PM Carney was asked when he last spoke to Trump: "Who cares. It's a detail. I'll speak to him again when it matters. I don't have a burning issue to speak with the president about right now. When America wants to come back and have the discussions on the trade side we will have those discussions." 👏🏽
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Who cares.
Not us.
💪🏻
Not us.
💪🏻
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Book cover spotted while searching for something else on @archive.org: A biography of the British painter Ford Madox Brown (1821-1893). Cover artist not credited.
Image: Getty Research Institute; archive.org/details/ford...
Image: Getty Research Institute; archive.org/details/ford...
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Book cover spotted while searching for something else on @archive.org: A biography of the British painter Ford Madox Brown (1821-1893). Cover artist not credited.
Image: Getty Research Institute; archive.org/details/ford...
Image: Getty Research Institute; archive.org/details/ford...
haven't slept much, going to bed
will dream of citrus pies
will dream of citrus pies
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
haven't slept much, going to bed
will dream of citrus pies
will dream of citrus pies
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All of this pie discourse is reminding me of when Sarah Huckabee Sanders posted a picture of her "homemade" pecan pie and talked about how many hours it took and how it reminded her of rolling out dough with her mother.
That pie was in a store-bought pie shell.
That pie was in a store-bought pie shell.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All of this pie discourse is reminding me of when Sarah Huckabee Sanders posted a picture of her "homemade" pecan pie and talked about how many hours it took and how it reminded her of rolling out dough with her mother.
That pie was in a store-bought pie shell.
That pie was in a store-bought pie shell.
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This was one of my favorites:
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This was one of my favorites:
They later died of bird flu
RFK will be dumping their corpses in Central Park
RFK will be dumping their corpses in Central Park
Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle in annual Thanksgiving tradition: live
Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle in annual Thanksgiving tradition: live
Trump pardons turkeys Gobble and Waddle in annual Thanksgiving tradition: live
www.independent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They later died of bird flu
RFK will be dumping their corpses in Central Park
RFK will be dumping their corpses in Central Park
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With Black Friday approaching, there will inevitably be well-intentioned talk that these deals are only possible because workers are denied a livable wage.
Don't buy into this. It's not low prices vs. fair pay. It's the demand for ever-higher profits and shareholder returns that forces deprivation.
Don't buy into this. It's not low prices vs. fair pay. It's the demand for ever-higher profits and shareholder returns that forces deprivation.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
With Black Friday approaching, there will inevitably be well-intentioned talk that these deals are only possible because workers are denied a livable wage.
Don't buy into this. It's not low prices vs. fair pay. It's the demand for ever-higher profits and shareholder returns that forces deprivation.
Don't buy into this. It's not low prices vs. fair pay. It's the demand for ever-higher profits and shareholder returns that forces deprivation.
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yeah man a bunch of socially awkward numbers dudes who are constantly in conflict isn’t left coded
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
yeah man a bunch of socially awkward numbers dudes who are constantly in conflict isn’t left coded
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I don't have children or student loans, and I bought a house with money left to me when my mother died, and I never leave those three things out of the "how did you transition into freelancing full time" conversation because otherwise it is WILDLY disingenuous to talk about how writing pays my bills
And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.
The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.
The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don't have children or student loans, and I bought a house with money left to me when my mother died, and I never leave those three things out of the "how did you transition into freelancing full time" conversation because otherwise it is WILDLY disingenuous to talk about how writing pays my bills
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“Send it back to the states also states aren’t allowed to teach slavery was bad.”
Trump has sought to take an axe to the 46-year-old department, saying he wants to send education “back to the states.” Much of the funding and oversight of schools already occurs at the state and local levels.
Suit to block Education Department closure expanded amid agency transfers plans | Arizona Mirror
A coalition suing to block Trump’s efforts to dismantle the U.S. Department of Education expanded its lawsuit Tuesday.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Send it back to the states also states aren’t allowed to teach slavery was bad.”
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Y’all I’m really enjoying the pie discourse.
We have to do more ridiculous shit like this.
We can’t just torture ourselves and each other all day every day with trauma.
It’s good to sometimes have some silly fun and remember that happiness still exists and we should fight for more of it.
We have to do more ridiculous shit like this.
We can’t just torture ourselves and each other all day every day with trauma.
It’s good to sometimes have some silly fun and remember that happiness still exists and we should fight for more of it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Y’all I’m really enjoying the pie discourse.
We have to do more ridiculous shit like this.
We can’t just torture ourselves and each other all day every day with trauma.
It’s good to sometimes have some silly fun and remember that happiness still exists and we should fight for more of it.
We have to do more ridiculous shit like this.
We can’t just torture ourselves and each other all day every day with trauma.
It’s good to sometimes have some silly fun and remember that happiness still exists and we should fight for more of it.
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Charlie Brown is a gooner.
Charlie Brown missing the football is edging.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Charlie Brown is a gooner.