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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
Professional Dominatrix and erotic hypnotic Mistress

Making the world a little better, one orgasm at a time

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Oh MY God! They're EATING the KIDS!!!!
slow news week, fox news edition
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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... there are the Hiders, the Stickers, the Lovers & the Finders. All with their own super-powers & evolutionary origin stories.

What I'm saying is: hit me up, Marvel. I have an idea for a multiverse of weird characters that team up to defeat their nemesis, 'Parasitoid Wasp-Man'.

More here:
The beautiful and bizarre treehopper
Like mosquitoes, treehoppers and their close relatives, leafhoppers, spread diseases, sometimes deadly, to their hosts.
www.si.edu
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
god
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And the terrible part is anywhere he goes from there, good or bad

good or bad as a human

it is unsatisfying because we know Jimmy is exactly where he should be.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
And Cheryl Hamlin sues him into the ground.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
and Trump being a monster

The Gov pardons him, in exchange for Trump basically not fucking with anything in that state
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And it gets media attention, and of course Trump loves the whole thing and Saul Goodman's charisma and the fact that he's got a fan base now, as well as others who are furious

BUT there are state charges

...

But since he's popular in New Mexico all these years later with ad reruns and such
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Someone in Trump's admin is saying they need like 50 names to basically bury 3 names in a shitload of pardons, and preferably people who'll draw media attention

And someone in that room is from Albuquerque.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Amy just linked me into an interview where the guy is asking Vince Gilligan where he thinks certain characters are today

And for Saul Goodman he said 'pardoned by Trump'

so here's how I think that would happen in my head canon
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'd read earlier, she was in the final process of getting her green card when ICE snatched her.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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ICE arrests, detains British woman with US husband and newborn when she shows up for her green card interview. She’s now in a detention center, separated from her 6-month-old. No criminal record. She had overstayed her visa.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
British mum detained by ICE agents in California as six-month old baby and stunned husband watch on | LBC
Katie Paul, 33, was in the process of applying for a green card when she was ambushed by immigration agents
www.lbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Also, please don't give @phillipsevy.bsky.social and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social death threats. One, that is NOT okay. Two, it gives them cover to misdirect the conversation about what they did to, "We're the victims."
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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So we're clear, @phillipsevy.bsky.social and @hackintimseeley.bsky.social deserve to be raked over the coals for taking a character who's a victim of sexual violence and basically making her a pet of her abuser (and being too cowardly to address the criticism), but save a lot of that hate for Marvel
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Treehoppers are wild! Like someone hit the "random" button on the character creator.

Look at this weird bug, Cladonota apicalis. from Ecuador.
Now imagine a horse shaped like this, or a wolf!

Why do treehoppers have such weird shapes?
It's a mystery! But we have some ideas.

(📷: Philipp Hoenle)
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
also green beans
I would
like
them washed
raw
you don't have to do
anything

but give me the beans
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
of course
the yams
wait

who made the yams

what is in the yams
is it raisins

no
no yams

but I will
accept
mashed potatoes
and all forms
of potato
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
and some cranberry sauce
the kind
that comes
out of a can
and keeps the
shape

but no peas

for I do not like them
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
maybe pumpkin pie
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Also if
you have
any carrots
or corn
you're not happening
to be using
I would
like them
very much
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If I ever do this it's a typo.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I blocked that fake failing up journalist's name so I wouldn't have to see more bullshit about her failing up and NOW you people are spelling her name differently (incorrectly) to be CUTE and also to get around mutes, aren't you? Fuck you. Blocked, whoever you are.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
yes, but ...how much wood?
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
He is not sorry
he ate the plum
you gave to me
for it was so
sweet
give me more
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Also the same differences exist in areas of privilege, types of work we do and the risks involved, whorearchy bullshit we have to fight against etc ad nauseum
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Sex workers need #UBI, just like everyone else.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM