Hank Green
@hankgreen.bsky.social
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I mean, all you need to do is go listen to music. It’s never been more available.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I was /mad/. They were like “homes are boring now, cars are boring now” and I was nodding along “and, yeah, you’re not imagining it, music is boring now” and I was like “ok pause…”
hankgreen.bsky.social
I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
hankgreen.bsky.social
People like my song but since the last time I released a song my producer died and I have no idea how to turn it into an actual track and also I'm sad.
hankgreen.bsky.social
When someone leaves a comment with well-intended advice on how to edit a YouTube video on one of my YouTube videos.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I did a community post and they asked if they could use it!

Also...where do you get the little VPH tag???
hankgreen.bsky.social
You have misunderstood my net worth!
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kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Reposting because Pizzamas only lasts two weeks…

DFTBA asked me to write another D&D game for them! It’s stuffed with jokes for Nerdfighters, but you don’t need to be a superfan of Hank and John Green to enjoy it.

$12 bucks to charity and you get the loveliest thing I’ve ever written.
kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Good morning! It's Pizzamas, and that means I can finally tell people about THIS:
pizzamas.com/collections/...

I wrote another Pizzamas Dungeons and Dragons adventure!

It's got tons of Nerdfighter references (and a few just for the LRR fans, heh heh), jokes and a message board!
Pizzamas One Shot - Part II
Did you absolutely love the first adventure? Well we’ve got a new one cooked up for you! Now with some new pre-gen characters and packed with a whole lot of excitement! Are you a DM? If you purchase t...
pizzamas.com
hankgreen.bsky.social
Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
hankgreen.bsky.social
Or really /pessimistic/!
hankgreen.bsky.social
We’ll see where I land when I do my full review!
hankgreen.bsky.social
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
My 2025 Bingo Card. Surprise T. Swift album is now crossed out.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I didn’t even see you!
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hannamaypost.dftba.social
Jean Michel and Guillaume Henri Vert celebrating Pizzamas circa 1840.
Drawing of John and Hank Green in curly wigs, feathered hats, and pizza topping festooned clothing for a Shakespearean fool or perhaps Leopold I of Belgium’s most whimsical portrait.
John holds a pizza cutter and Hank holds a pizza in a a box.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…
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neorsd.org
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social
I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.

Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social
I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.
hankgreen.bsky.social
I dread that this is actually horrible news. People saying they are afraid of government corruption is often code for “give all the power to my guy, he’s corrupt /for me/.”
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editorialboard.bsky.social
The Democrats should begin building a case for law and order -- for restoring the equal and moral administration of justice. Do it now, as Trump’s power grab reaches a tipping point. Promise to hold accountable anyone tempted to break the law in his name.

www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/23/i...
ICE agents held 5-year-old girl hostage in bid to arrest father, family says
ICE agents seeking Edward Hip in Massachusetts surrounded his 5-year-old daughter outside his home, video shows.
www.nydailynews.com
hankgreen.bsky.social
I for one am not at all worried that the most powerful people on earth have optimized my society and my brain to be ultra-reliant on the misery machine we keep in our pockets.
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thedasghostie.bsky.social
App so cute you had to make fanart #focusfriend #pixelart #art

@hankgreen.bsky.social
Pixel art illustration of Pinto Bean from the Focus Friend
hankgreen.bsky.social
It’s all so dumb. They’re like “if we were healthier we’d be healthier why won’t anyone believe us!!” No one disagrees that eating right and exercising are good but lord will that not cure a cancer.