NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
@neorsd.org
yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247
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we are a sewer and stormwater utility in cleveland ohio. feed content may include:
• infrastructure news
• wipes≠flushable
• CLE sports pain/memes
• service updates
• an occasional poem
• customer support
• emotional support
• warriors blew a 3-1 lead
• sewer pics
• pop culture
• poop culture
• infrastructure news
• wipes≠flushable
• CLE sports pain/memes
• service updates
• an occasional poem
• customer support
• emotional support
• warriors blew a 3-1 lead
• sewer pics
• pop culture
• poop culture
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."
all sewers are friends of mine.
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
all sewers are friends of mine.
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My regional sewer district is cooler than yours.
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
My regional sewer district is cooler than yours.
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Jerry, no!
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Jerry, no!
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from america's most-loved regional sewer district.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
from america's most-loved regional sewer district.
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come for the sewer facts and stay for the incredible showing of humanity. thank you for the kindness you bring to the skyline and life @neorsd.org
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
come for the sewer facts and stay for the incredible showing of humanity. thank you for the kindness you bring to the skyline and life @neorsd.org
if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.
our top blog post of 2025 was a detailed analysis of rainfall metrics and stormwater management. go figure.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
our top blog post of 2025 was a detailed analysis of rainfall metrics and stormwater management. go figure.
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
quite the contrary, i wish more of us could achieve this level of sanity.
You know your sanity is slowly slipping away when you go on vacation and take a picture of one of @neorsd.org 's relatives. Or maybe it's that they just inspire a sense of whimsy. 😊
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
quite the contrary, i wish more of us could achieve this level of sanity.
if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.
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good news for Parma Heights, OH homeowners. @neorsd.org planning for a new stormwater retention basin.
www.cleveland.com/community/20...
www.cleveland.com/community/20...
NEORSD plans Maplewood Road basin in Parma Heights
First talked about roughly a half-decade ago, Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District (NEORSD) announced plans to create a basin near Maplewood Drive.
www.cleveland.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
good news for Parma Heights, OH homeowners. @neorsd.org planning for a new stormwater retention basin.
www.cleveland.com/community/20...
www.cleveland.com/community/20...
it’s @poptartsbowl.com game day which once again begs the question
What happens after we eat the mascot?
You cheer the Pop-Tart Bowl pastry. We cheer the mascot movement.
neorsd.medium.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
it’s @poptartsbowl.com game day which once again begs the question
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Eyesore no more!
West Creek Veterans Basin in Parma's Veterans Memorial Park is officially open to the public.
Crews recently overhauled the space and have officially completed work on the project.
West Creek Veterans Basin in Parma's Veterans Memorial Park is officially open to the public.
Crews recently overhauled the space and have officially completed work on the project.
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Eyesore no more!
West Creek Veterans Basin in Parma's Veterans Memorial Park is officially open to the public.
Crews recently overhauled the space and have officially completed work on the project.
West Creek Veterans Basin in Parma's Veterans Memorial Park is officially open to the public.
Crews recently overhauled the space and have officially completed work on the project.
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Not unless you read the stirring stories released by the NE Ohio Regional Sewer authority @neorsd.org who are doing heroic work, every day.
They are high among the great accomplishments of our civilization. But they don’t inspire bestselling novels or blockbuster films. No poets celebrate the sewage treatment plants that prevent them from dying of dysentery.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not unless you read the stirring stories released by the NE Ohio Regional Sewer authority @neorsd.org who are doing heroic work, every day.
unlike Santa, we continue managing your shipments all Christmas day long.
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
unlike Santa, we continue managing your shipments all Christmas day long.
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That's my regional sewer district
No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹
No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹
this time of year brings a mix of emotions, i know.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That's my regional sewer district
No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹
No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹
this time of year brings a mix of emotions, i know.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
this time of year brings a mix of emotions, i know.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere.
this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call.
216-361-6772.
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ah yes a true holiday classic
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
ah yes a true holiday classic