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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · Jun 5

im case anyone peeks at our profile before bed.

skeletor holding a martini in in one hand while holding a toothpick with two olives on it over his eyes, making the olives appear to be his eyes, saying: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

skeletor holding a rams skull staff in one hand and puppy named relay in the other (a cute puppy with papillon like ears) while saying: I am not nice.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 3d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

sometimes you have an atrocity of a ballgame. that's the beauty of it.

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1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry

Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 7h

This is part of why I like the regular season extra runner because .. in theory, extra inning games that go on very long sounds fun, but in practice, they all just start to look like *this.*

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 6h

FOR HUMPY! 😭

The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.

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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 6h

*fweep* roughing in the reply. yellow card.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6h

I'm glad everybody enjoyed their baseball tonight, now get some sleep it's a big day tomorrow

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 6h

The sheer joy of sports BlueSky right now is making me smile. This is what social media is supposed to be.

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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 6h

big time timmy jim

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7h

the champagne locker room orgy is probably the gayest thing in men’s sports which is really saying something

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Bevin ✨ GOMS-y @roygbev.bsky.social · 6h

Humpy finally winning saved the season.

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Dial M for Marfurder @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 6h

Very often when you win, the pitcher runs to the catcher's arms, and then the catcher lifts the pitcher into the air a la Dirty Dancing.

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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 6h

posey hugs were so amazing

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 6h

All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW]

(auto-transcribed & auto-translated)

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h

Alex Rodriguez looks like they're making him do his broadcastfrom inside a microwave

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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 6h

The entire MLB on Fox crew opened their questions to Julio Rodríguez en Español. Even Derek Jeter.

That wasn't an accident.

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 7h

America's pastime. More like, past my bedtime

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 21h

My life, by Matt Tarpley

Angry frog, cartoon and four panels. The frog says I am looking my best. I am working my hardest. I am expressing myself. I am trying my best

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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 7h

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 7h

The @Mariners are now just four wins away from their first World Series appearance!

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willow 🐈‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanayanagi.kim · 7h

SHORE DOES

cal raleigh lookin sassy and striking a cunty little pose with his thick juicy dumper

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david s. pumpkins 🎃 @honkifyouareantifa.bsky.social · 7h

we refrained from buying one last week but might try to snag one tomorrow if the kringle gods smile upon us.

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 7h

God I loved that game. The pain, the suffering, the absolute drag, the self inflicted punches to the face. The feeling of relief when it's finally over.

The truest form of baseball.

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 7h

Franchises with multiple extra-inning walk-off wins in winner-take-all postseason games:

Mariners: 2
Twins/Senators: 2

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 7h

Mariners win

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 7h

Mariners vs Blue Jays is going to be so much fucking fun omg. Just cancel the National League and make that the World Series.

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