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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him πŸ‘Ύ indie gamedev πŸ’© too much shitposting πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ sorry about it 🧠 adhd πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca πŸ’Ό portfolio: cara.app/karyl

#art #gamedev #godot
Pinned
okay let's try with actual working feed links this time πŸ₯΄

my skeets (all) πŸ‘‰ bsky.app/profile/pain...

my skeets (good*) πŸ‘‰ bsky.app/profile/pain...

*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.

some recent-ish artwork πŸ‘‡
Here’s some of my latest πŸ‘Ύ

I like dithering okay :P
I have no guard rails 😈
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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Ted is short for Tedward
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
🐈 + 🍜 = πŸ’›
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
why are catsnakes so cute. i think i just answered my own question
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
another glowing testimonial 😎
I trust the mayonnaise boy 🫑
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
that’s goose piss Bog. i’m still interested tho
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
β€œthis guys a poster? his real name’s Clarence”
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
that amount of trust, given my general level of posting, is completely unearned and i thank you
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
hot girls eat shit on the pavement and almost die
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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oh sorry i didn't realize there was 1 good guy at the new york times, too busy trying salvage something edible from the dumpster
July 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
he’s slanging something everyone calls β€œthe tree trunk”
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
did you know: a β€œnutjob” is actually when they suck on your balls the whole time and ignore the shaft
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Will was built for this moment. This is God's purpose for him.
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I really, really, really hope this is true.
So teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

folks: if it’s bad enough, just delete and post again. if it’s not bad enough to do that, no one is going to care
People are pining for an edit button and I used to be one of you, but now I accept my mistakes. Sometimes they're fucking hilarious and sometimes they're groan-worthy, but all in all, they're meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Trust me...absolutely nobody thinks you're 100% perfect.
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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LLAP πŸ’–πŸ––πŸ»
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
opinion writers definitely. that’s not a real job and we should not normalize it being one
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
hmmmmmmmm πŸ€”
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
we (men) need to give our collective heads a shake about what is really happening. That’s another person in your house, a whole adult with a job and various obligations. it simply isn’t fair to expect them to do more if you’re not willing to do more yourself
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
ok I’m gonna reply to the correct thread this time lol

here are some more:

- Amira Elfeky

- Poppy (at the risk of being obvious β€” she’s getting more and more metal and it rules)

- HANABIE. (BABYMETAL-esque but mix in more growly vocals)

- Lust Hag (indie one-woman black metal that kicks ass)
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
oh shit this is unrelated but I just remembered I owe you band recs. sorry lol

do you know Jinjer?
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM