karyl
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
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karyl
@paintedsky.ca
· Mar 3
okay let's try with actual working feed links this time 🥴
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
my skeets (all) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) 👉 bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork 👇
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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It's true that I'm a crazy therapist. I admit it.
Now get the fuck over here right now so I can fix everything that sucks ass about you, ya pieces of shit
Now get the fuck over here right now so I can fix everything that sucks ass about you, ya pieces of shit
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's true that I'm a crazy therapist. I admit it.
Now get the fuck over here right now so I can fix everything that sucks ass about you, ya pieces of shit
Now get the fuck over here right now so I can fix everything that sucks ass about you, ya pieces of shit
the average online woman’s inbox
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the average online woman’s inbox
Robert they took my 2014 Nissan Pathfinder and sold it to the Costa Rican government
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Robert they took my 2014 Nissan Pathfinder and sold it to the Costa Rican government
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you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
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-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
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date: it's been two months. i just wish you would take off your mask and show me who you really are.
me, wearing head-to-toe scuba gear: i thought you wanted to take things slow.
me, wearing head-to-toe scuba gear: i thought you wanted to take things slow.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
date: it's been two months. i just wish you would take off your mask and show me who you really are.
me, wearing head-to-toe scuba gear: i thought you wanted to take things slow.
me, wearing head-to-toe scuba gear: i thought you wanted to take things slow.
my hot take on pies is that you should give them to me
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my hot take on pies is that you should give them to me
i'm glad bluesky added the blue check verification feature so we can have the whole "blue checks are mostly dipshits" thing again
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i'm glad bluesky added the blue check verification feature so we can have the whole "blue checks are mostly dipshits" thing again
Y'know what would allow any cloud gaming service to PRINT MOUNTAINS OF FUCKING MONEY
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Y'know what would allow any cloud gaming service to PRINT MOUNTAINS OF FUCKING MONEY
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
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Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
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Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ordering any fast food these days is all “can I get the uhh ᵍᵒᵒᵖʸ ᶜʰⁱᶜᵏᵉⁿ ᵍʳⁱᵖᵖᵉʳˢ”
saw a troll video of someone attaching a saw to an angle grinder but then they made something that kind of actually worked instead of something violently, aggressively stupid, and I was left disappointed
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
saw a troll video of someone attaching a saw to an angle grinder but then they made something that kind of actually worked instead of something violently, aggressively stupid, and I was left disappointed
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I am once again asking my mutuals to stop following this guy he was extremely extremely gross towards me last night, and threatened to dox me because I indirectly teased his friend, Walmart Mike
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am once again asking my mutuals to stop following this guy he was extremely extremely gross towards me last night, and threatened to dox me because I indirectly teased his friend, Walmart Mike
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i feel like Muppets evangelion where shinji is the only human actor would also crush
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i feel like Muppets evangelion where shinji is the only human actor would also crush
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Tom Hanks branded pastries called Lieutenant Danishes
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Tom Hanks branded pastries called Lieutenant Danishes
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
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Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Would a repost fucking kill you, Charlie Brown?
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tfw you plot their downfall for denying you prosciutto
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
tfw you plot their downfall for denying you prosciutto
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
you see, that’s where the trouble began. that smile. that damned smile.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
you see, that’s where the trouble began. that smile. that damned smile.
THANK YOU
if no one ever mentions the wizard of oz ever again until the end of time it will still be too much wizard of oz
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
THANK YOU
i’m not trying to get in a flame war but this is certifiable
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i’m not trying to get in a flame war but this is certifiable
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Hey can you please reshare this?
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey can you please reshare this?
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies