mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
he/him πΎ indie gamedev π© too much shitposting π¨π¦ sorry about it π§ adhd π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights = human rights π paintedsky.ca πΌ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
Β· Mar 3
okay let's try with actual working feed links this time π₯΄
my skeets (all) π bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) π bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork π
my skeets (all) π bsky.app/profile/pain...
my skeets (good*) π bsky.app/profile/pain...
*skeets may not be considered "good" by all users. bluety is in the eye of the skeetholder. viewer discretion is advised.
some recent-ish artwork π
I have no guard rails π
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I have no guard rails π
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Ted is short for Tedward
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Ted is short for Tedward
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white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
white people desperately trying to protect policing as they notice the rising consensus for abolishing ICE
why are catsnakes so cute. i think i just answered my own question
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
why are catsnakes so cute. i think i just answered my own question
another glowing testimonial π
I trust the mayonnaise boy π«‘
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
another glowing testimonial π
thatβs goose piss Bog. iβm still interested tho
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
thatβs goose piss Bog. iβm still interested tho
βthis guys a poster? his real nameβs Clarenceβ
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
βthis guys a poster? his real nameβs Clarenceβ
that amount of trust, given my general level of posting, is completely unearned and i thank you
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
that amount of trust, given my general level of posting, is completely unearned and i thank you
hot girls eat shit on the pavement and almost die
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
hot girls eat shit on the pavement and almost die
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oh sorry i didn't realize there was 1 good guy at the new york times, too busy trying salvage something edible from the dumpster
July 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
oh sorry i didn't realize there was 1 good guy at the new york times, too busy trying salvage something edible from the dumpster
heβs slanging something everyone calls βthe tree trunkβ
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
heβs slanging something everyone calls βthe tree trunkβ
did you know: a βnutjobβ is actually when they suck on your balls the whole time and ignore the shaft
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
did you know: a βnutjobβ is actually when they suck on your balls the whole time and ignore the shaft
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Will was built for this moment. This is God's purpose for him.
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Will was built for this moment. This is God's purpose for him.
I really, really, really hope this is true.
So teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I really, really, really hope this is true.
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folks: if itβs bad enough, just delete and post again. if itβs not bad enough to do that, no one is going to care
folks: if itβs bad enough, just delete and post again. if itβs not bad enough to do that, no one is going to care
People are pining for an edit button and I used to be one of you, but now I accept my mistakes. Sometimes they're fucking hilarious and sometimes they're groan-worthy, but all in all, they're meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Trust me...absolutely nobody thinks you're 100% perfect.
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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folks: if itβs bad enough, just delete and post again. if itβs not bad enough to do that, no one is going to care
folks: if itβs bad enough, just delete and post again. if itβs not bad enough to do that, no one is going to care
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LLAP πππ»
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
LLAP πππ»
opinion writers definitely. thatβs not a real job and we should not normalize it being one
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
opinion writers definitely. thatβs not a real job and we should not normalize it being one
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
we (men) need to give our collective heads a shake about what is really happening. Thatβs another person in your house, a whole adult with a job and various obligations. it simply isnβt fair to expect them to do more if youβre not willing to do more yourself
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
we (men) need to give our collective heads a shake about what is really happening. Thatβs another person in your house, a whole adult with a job and various obligations. it simply isnβt fair to expect them to do more if youβre not willing to do more yourself
ok Iβm gonna reply to the correct thread this time lol
here are some more:
- Amira Elfeky
- Poppy (at the risk of being obvious β sheβs getting more and more metal and it rules)
- HANABIE. (BABYMETAL-esque but mix in more growly vocals)
- Lust Hag (indie one-woman black metal that kicks ass)
here are some more:
- Amira Elfeky
- Poppy (at the risk of being obvious β sheβs getting more and more metal and it rules)
- HANABIE. (BABYMETAL-esque but mix in more growly vocals)
- Lust Hag (indie one-woman black metal that kicks ass)
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
ok Iβm gonna reply to the correct thread this time lol
here are some more:
- Amira Elfeky
- Poppy (at the risk of being obvious β sheβs getting more and more metal and it rules)
- HANABIE. (BABYMETAL-esque but mix in more growly vocals)
- Lust Hag (indie one-woman black metal that kicks ass)
here are some more:
- Amira Elfeky
- Poppy (at the risk of being obvious β sheβs getting more and more metal and it rules)
- HANABIE. (BABYMETAL-esque but mix in more growly vocals)
- Lust Hag (indie one-woman black metal that kicks ass)
oh shit this is unrelated but I just remembered I owe you band recs. sorry lol
do you know Jinjer?
do you know Jinjer?
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
oh shit this is unrelated but I just remembered I owe you band recs. sorry lol
do you know Jinjer?
do you know Jinjer?