Princess
themultiplemom.bsky.social
Princess
@themultiplemom.bsky.social
Advocate for neurodiverse children by day, tired AuDHD mom by night.

Child Development•Community Wellness•Shenanigans
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I forgot these 😊
Bay bay, listen…from a child development standpoint, bedtime routines are foundational. Structure builds safety, and safety builds cooperation. My kids know their routine so well they’ll say, “I’m ready for bed,” before I even mention it. And them going down a few hours before I do? My time for ME.
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Affirming: Something safe will hold space for me at any moment today.

Something loving will embrace me at any moment today.

Something abundant will flow to me at any moment today.

Something affirming will meet me at any moment today.

Something beautiful will unfold at any moment today.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My 4yo: Mommy is it curses in the movie you’re watching

Me: no. It’s a family holiday movie. Wanna watch it with me?

Her: No thanks.

💀💀💀
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don’t perform parenting. I refuse to turn my child into a spectacle to meet someone else’s idea of “good parenting.” I don’t weaponize authority to satisfy onlookers. If my parenting isn’t tough enough for you, redirect your gaze.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me when somebody open a box of white cheddar cheez-it:
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Silencing their voice, while you raise yours is not discipline…It’s certainly not respect. A healthy relationship makes room for expressed needs, feelings, and boundaries. Respect isn’t one-way. The best way to teach respect is modeling respect. Consider the way YOU make children feel around YOU.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Apologizing to a Black child is an act of liberation. It validates, empowers, and teaches that accountability is love.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My 7yo woke me up to ask me what was the exact day and time he stopped being a baby.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Omg I was so high 😭😭😭😭
The past tense of Read IS READ WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The past tense of Read IS READ WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
May the weight of living ease up, and may God overwhelm every uncertainty with a met need. 🙏🏽
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Thank you boo
Hell you might get it! Good luck!
Me finna go interview for this giants defensive coordinator position:
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I just wanna eat, get high and wet hump today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
More.
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Being married to an old ass young person will never not be funny.

Because what do you mean, you’re watching ‘In the heat of the Night’ and ‘Columbo’ from season 1.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want a slice of sweet potato pie and an order of fries
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me finna go interview for this giants defensive coordinator position:
a woman in a yellow suit is holding a brown purse
ALT: a woman in a yellow suit is holding a brown purse
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Lmao I ain’t got one.
Put on your best Blanche Devereux ensemble.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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That wig be whispering anti Black talking points to you like the Green Goblin, ha?
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Cousins, I got a likkle bleach splatter on his Nike Tech sweats. On a scale of elmo to Sam Jackson, how mad he finna be?
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One thing about the Giants, they gone find a way to lose.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My 8yo: mommy I’m going to eat healthier

Me: that’s awesome

Him: can I have more bacon

Me: but you just said…

Him: im putting the extra bacon in my oatmeal. I’m making the bacon healthier

Me:
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*baby does something slightly developmentally advance*

Black people: That baby been here before.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
😂😭
And those were just the teachers!
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM