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mayonnaise boy
@paintedsky.ca
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he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl

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RFK Jr.’s unhinged post from earlier today but Ive edited it to be my profile pic’s face and say “We are ending the war on mayonnaise”
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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wint @dril ( me after seeing two ICE agents in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I presume this really means “it is the American people’s duty and privilege to die from the listeria virus”
Shadowy photo of rfk jr with text “WE ARE ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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screen grab from the movie Memento. the main character flips over a polaroid portrait and on the back it says “Don’t believe his lies”
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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i like how you quoted this with no additional text instead of just reposting, you clout-brained wank stain
David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.so... Follow Charles GetCovered... @charl... • 9mo Reminder: All People Had To Do Was Fill In A Little Oval Next To The Smart Black Lady's Name. 9:03 PM • Jan 11, 2026 Write your reply © Everybody can reply
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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[redacted] = hyperspace ghosts
William Shatner freaking out as there is a gremlin outside his window on an airplane, from the Twilight Zone episode “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”
January 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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this you?
famous old photo of a nerdy looking guy with big glasses on an old 80s computer in a wood panelled basement. he is looking at the camera with a cigarette in his hand
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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inside every ICE agent there are two wolves: racism and pedophilia
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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hwat in the fuck
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January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip featuring Calvin’s alter ego Tracer Bullet. IT WAS ANOTHER BAFFLING CASE. BUT THEN, YOU DONT HIRE A PRIVATE EYE FOR THE EASY ONES...
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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these ones
the “soulsborne” games from From Software. Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 1 2 and 3, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Ed Balls @edballsmp Google Balls RETWEETS 25,374 FAVORITES 10,975 4:20 PM - 28 Apr 2011
January 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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ahh, the ol’ “air is attacking my face” temperature 🥶
photo of my dashboard display in my car. it says the outside temperature is -32 degrees celsius
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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only the quiet kind of imperialism allowed.
Greg Proops @gregproop... • 1h • Joined Nov '24 We needed to elect the Black Woman. It was real simple.
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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as a gesture of good faith, Satya, first you need to stop fucking lying to us. “cognitive amplifier” my ass
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other" - Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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I really cannot recommend the private school labeller enough lol. even if you're not in the UK, it's useful when some silver spoon wankstains like John want to cause a ruckus

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John Rentoul @rentouljohn.bsky.social Bristol Grammar School • Private School • Wolverhampton Grammar School But can anyone tell me what this bit means? "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty." 4:03 AM • Jan 2, 2026
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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i am very good at scrabble, and spelling
scrabble letters P-I-N-A-S
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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yeah so far that seems accurate. also that’s 3 words wtf
Merriam-Webster - Your 2026 Word: “out of pocket”
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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the same Ctrl-Alt-Del panel as above but i’ve duplicated it into a 4 panel comic and moved Ethan’s buddy in various ways to make the whole thing into Loss. you’re welcome
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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that’s not Kurt Cobain, *this* is Kurt Cobain!
cheesy clip art of a grave with a tombstone that says RIP and a single daisy
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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WHERE’S THE BE’F?
photo of lunch packaging gardein suprême plant-based bowls be’f & broccoli
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Drop something EXPLOSIVE 🧨 💥🖤💣🔥

(credit to potg___ on instagram: www.instagram.com/reel/C1aSS1M...)
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The Bro Code As seen on CBS’s How I Met Your Mother Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Bane vs. Filthy Frank meme but i’ve replaced Filthy Frank with the guy wearing a red bodysuit from the OP
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM