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We're gonna need a bigger Hague
Checking the market rate for a congressional soul
January 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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All hail Queen Björk! The alt text is ✨
This is how everyone will be required to dress after Björk becomes our queen
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Honestly I hope Iceland takes over and Björk becomes our queen. Why wait for benevolent aliens to save us when we have benevolent aliens here on earth?
January 21, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I like how the mamdani bidetgate has conservatives proudly proclaiming that real Americans have dirty asses
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Where will America's Piazzale Loreto be?
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January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
hey, champ, you will never hate Americans as much as we hate ourselves
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
why is everyone mad at me simply for being confidently incorrect?
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
there's going to be so many countries boycotting us that we will have effectively sanctioned ourselves
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
honestly hilarious that AI turned out to be better at replacing CEOs
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Pepto Abysmal
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Ted Cruz making his annual migration to Mexico as Texas braces for ice storms
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Live your life so that people don't make a holiday out of your death
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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look im not taking a position one way or the other but i will say that if donald trump was having a massive infarction on his plane they would 100% say it was a minor electrical issue
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
quite literally the moderate position
Independents are +12 on abolishing ICE
77 percent of Democrats want to abolish ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Donald Trump has died
January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Franz Kafka, Esq.
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
bro stop being so hyperbolic. the 3rd reich was nothing like the 4th reich.
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 PM
how many greenlands worth did we just wipe out?
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Is anyone going to address this?
June 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
the "turbo" button stays on during sex
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
my brain turned "conspiracies" into "constipation" because of that expression that tucker always has
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
the cool thing about greenland is that instead of expanding US power, it's just helping accelerate our status as a pariah state and speed up the collapse of the US empire. after the AI bubble pop, nobody will put up with our shit.
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM