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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins

@sithlet.bsky.social

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cat and cheese and skiing and gin and coffee and starwar and scotch and knitting and wrasslin and vengabus enthusiast who is very cruel to rocks she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - minnesota bullshit - former robydoby

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 5h

That thread was so so so very good. ❤️❤️❤️

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely. His heart is pure and his body is a potato.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 6h

He’s looking for them though

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 7h

SHERMAN

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16h

Pls enjoy the source material

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 14h

With the KKKitten Half-Time?

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

The other way makes me feel icky.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

There are always new people at their first performance with jitters and wondering if they should even be there when they haven’t nailed all the songs yet and IT IS FINE. Just be there and show up.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

My choir likes to say “lean into the suck” when we’re feeling iffy on something and performing it anyway.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

Good.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

My only guess is that because my MIL was registered to vote at our address when she was in a care facility, they decided my phone number was hers. I’ve gotten dozens of texts with her name on them.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

I… wanna go to the vegan strip club

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

“STOP” if addressed to me, a string of expletives and a very stern talking to (going nowhere), followed by “STOP” if addressed to my deceased-before-the-pandemic mother-in-law.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

Ooooh nice

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1d

Nicollet

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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a shame that @naomikritzer.bsky.social won’t give us her real opinions

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

I accidentally bought SPF face cream in Japan that doesn’t appear to be readily available in the US.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine getting dragged enough for 2 hours to turn off quote posts and not just… deleting the skeet.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Okay. I said “only”

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

What’s Hot: the first boy “Algorithm” 💀

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

I wanted to like roll down my window and shout support or something but then I got awkward.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

The owner was working outside when I drove by, but I didn’t wanna be weird about it.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Oh me neither. I just have to assume it’s ended up there when all of a sudden a post starts getting an uncomfortable amount of traction and commenters being weirdos.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

I had the pleasure of seeing a yard in Minneapolis with ALL of the mayoral candidates’ signs up on display. One of them was displayed in a trash can. Remember kids, don’t rank Frey, rank the rest!

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 2d

Omg every time a post gets on the discover feed I’m like “stop discovering me I don’t want these opinions”

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