Maladroithe
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If I haven’t said it lately here it is: trans and nonbinary people are a miraculous facet of Gd’s glittering, eternal Creation just like anyone else and if you feel any differently go ahead and fuck right off, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out
maladroithe.bsky.social
Totally get it, you’re just one of the few people I know who appreciates a good hound. Not enough people in this world with the tenacity to appreciate hounds imo.
maladroithe.bsky.social
@golikehellmachine.com I promise I’m not trying to tempt you, I just need you to see this very good buddy
maladroithe.bsky.social
Breaking my social media fast to tell you that the Oregon Humane Society has slashed adoption fees 50% this weekend to offset an intake surge in the aftermath of an animal hoarding raid. Go adopt a new bestie like Miles (link below).
Miles
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A very handsome coonhound basset hound mix
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I feel like that advice was made up by someone just trying to see how many women they could get to haul out their tits in the middle of a Sephora.
maladroithe.bsky.social
“To find your perfect nude lip you should match your lipstick to your areola” ok well I did that and it made me look like I drowned in Lake Superior
maladroithe.bsky.social
“To find your perfect nude lip you should match your lipstick to your areola” ok well I did that and it made me look like I drowned in Lake Superior
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This Place Has The Juice, Blood Of Christ edition
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
How about not shoving your cult down our throats. Deal ?
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Ben B. @abominaldrvibes.bsky.social • 1h
I'm agnostic
Dave the Atheist @davetheatheist.bs... • 1h
Which gods are you agnostic about ?
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maladroithe.bsky.social
I got to say “we anticipated this outcome earlier in this process but it was deemed by leadership too unlikely to merit developing a support plan” in a meeting today with the CFO in attendance,
Doctor Manhattan
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That is a very kind description, thank you. Getting comfortable with discomfort (and learning the difference between pushing yourself and calling an ambulance) is a part of the process
maladroithe.bsky.social
If it’s any consolation this was a 13’ pace
A very high heart rate
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For reference I’m literally going to the local HS track and jogging one lap, then a walk break, jog two laps, then a walk break, and repeating at increasing lap intervals. I am adding another lap every week. This week was eight laps and I was pretty gassed at the end.
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I am mostly going by pace at this point, my zone five is a 9’50 pace and my zone 2 is about 13’30 (though measuring exertion is tough when your breathing/HR is okayish but your calves are exploding)
maladroithe.bsky.social
“Easy” lol I will do my best.

Thank you, I suspect strongly this is a combo of me leaning on muscles that aren’t as strong as they need to be and not warming them up properly. Even a little bunny hop cadence makes my calves burn and my femoris biceps ache after about five minutes. 😬😬😬
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Hip swings, touching and holding my toes, scorpions
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For distance running (which is what I’ve been working on for months) a sprint unfortunately isn’t sustainable or safe. I’m simply trying to ascertain if this is an endurance problem, a warm up problem, or a PT problem.
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My assumption is that slower paces engage different muscle groups and some of mine are just weaker/tighter than other muscle groups and I need to build that
maladroithe.bsky.social
I have a weird running question: is it normal if a slower pace actually feels MORE physically uncomfortable than a faster one? I feel like when I slow down sometimes and try to control my pace I actually feel more achy and crampy than at a faster pace?
maladroithe.bsky.social
Honestly seeing how corrosive academia could be on the mental health of literally everyone involved was enough for me to tap out
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Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill
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Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill
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I won’t link it because it’s tiresome and predictable but he’s having a meltdown that people are mad at him for taking the Saudi’s blood money
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Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss