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Col. Boozy Badger

@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

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Middle-Aged Mediocre Guy/Law Guy/Dad/Does performance stuff. Kentucky Colonel. Host of Boozy’s Legal Funhouse podcast. He/Him. Other places: https://linktr.ee/boozybadger . Not your lawyer. I am an adult. There will be adult things. Views are my own.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · Jun 9

I was hoping we were all on the same page but after a fun conversation tonight on stream:

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. I do not accept private clients, and I will not give legal advice online to you or others.

Law is fact and jurisdiction specific. You do not want to just ask a guy online.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 5h

Past Me: “Oh god. What should I do to get ready for this? Like, what’s our plan to handle it?”

Me, hauling a suitcase through the portal: “I’m moving in with you.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 5h

Past Me: “At least we learned some valuable lessons about the importance of a strong disease preparedness plan.”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “Right?”

Me: “…”

Past Me: “RIGHT?”

Me: “The secretary of health ate roadkill and swims in raw sewage.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 5h

Past Me: “WAIT HE’S STILL PRESIDENT? HE ACTUALLY DID RUN FOR A THIRD TERM?”

Me: “Second.”

Past Me: “Second? But…”

Me: “Yeah we voted him out and then voted him back in.”

Past Me: “…WE as in…”

Me: “Oh, god no. WE, personally, are fucking terrified by this.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 5h

*Me, bursting through the time portal that takes you back five years and has sat unused since 2020*

Me: “I’M BACK!”

Past Me: “Oh my god man, I am so sorry I doubted you about how bad this pandemic shit is! Things in 2025 have to be better!”

Me: “Yeah, about that.”

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 15h

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 15h

JD, get me Secretary of War Hegseth on the phone!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 15h

Okay this follow up made me ugly laugh

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 15h

Chuck Schumer and George Soros were in the closet funding Antifa and I saw one of the Antifa and the Antifa looked at me.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19h

Gonna be hopping on twitch at 4:30 Eastern to continue and hopefully finishe Westwood’s Blade Runner so I can turn my attention to spookier fate for the rest of the month as my year of adventure games continues at Twitch.tv/boozybadger!

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

A taxidermied chicken on a bookshelf surrounded by Star Trek micro machines a gavel, a DOJ Equality group challenge coin, a model of the Lincoln memorial, a better call saul bobblehead, and a framed book of Kentucky law for laymen from like 1908 that was given out to people who opened bank accounts

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

NOT 100% CONVINCED YOU DIDN’T TELL HIM AND HE’S COVERING FOR YOU

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

It’s the taxidermy.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I refer to it as The Law Chicken and when I wear a hat into the office I put it on its head.

Joey-Poey @joey-poey.bsky.social · 1d

Me, a midwesterner: wait, a stuffed chicken as decoration is considered weird?

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I look forward to disappointing most of you who just found me in new and exciting ways.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Mennonites are good with bbq, who knew

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Whichever one is gonna have a draft of direct on my desk tomorrow afternoon!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

“Neither of us saw a goddamn thing. Now give the head nod and walk off slowly.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I mean…I have a stuffed chicken in my office.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Good news, the junior attorney already knew I was a weird fuck.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

HAHAHAHAHAHA GUESS.

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I will say I was not expecting the Mennonites to have good BBQ but here we are

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

At least I finally got to try that rib place at Reading Terminal to drown my shame in BBQ.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

I decided to ignore the implications of this, talk about how a lot of folks on Lawsky know each other in some way, and then shift IMMEDIATELY back to the case.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 1d

Today it finally happened.

While heading out to look at something for a case the junior attorney said to me, and I quote, “I found your Bluesky.”

He followed it with “ @kenwhite.bsky.social quoted you. That’s how.”

THANKS KEN.

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