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C.A. Pinkham

@eyepatchguy.bsky.social

11K followers 820 following 45K posts

I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte [email protected]

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 28m

His name is literally “Mr. Cait”

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 29m

Lol this whips so hard

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 29m

Are you trying to tell me Hot Tub Time Machine 2 isn’t intended as a faithful recreation of Fellini’s masterworks

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 5h

My mom used to literally call me at school when she was pissed at me, make it clear she was pissed, and not tell me anything about what it was about

Unrelated, I don’t have a great relationship with her as an adult!

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 5h

I thought for a second your dad literally had a Vickers bomber in his garage

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 5h

The seasoning is toxic masculinity and lifeblood

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 12h

Instead I simply do not use it

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14h

IT HUNGERS

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 14h

My wife bought one without telling me because I had made my feelings on it clear

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 15h

I have an extremely rational fear of the mandolin

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Sara Luterman @slooterman.bsky.social · 15h

I think more people should be aware of how much cool stuff Link does in real life. He’s not just a poster.

Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 1d

“As a neurodiversity advocate and as an autistic person, I’m really grateful for so much of the work that’s been done that allows me to be myself and to be successful being myself.” Link, who has been *banned*!?!? from this platform?

thinkingautismguide.com/2025/06/spac... #AutisticWhileBlack

Space Law, Race, and Neurodiversity: Autistic Advocate AJ Link

We live in a country & society that is built on racism. The neurodivergent community isn't free of that racism—per Autistic advocate AJ Link.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 21h

Seychelles flag whips ass

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 21h

Goddamit I was about to scream “BHUTAN”

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

its so so dumb

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

This is the correct approach. Anyone who takes the time to advocate for AI on a microblogging platform does not deserve your attention

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 1d

this AI crap has exactly the same vibe as Chili Discourse, a bunch of bad faith shitheads trying to make nothing into something through sheer volume

I'll be doing my part by blocking every single AI advocate that crosses my path bc I simply do not care enough to sort them out

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Look what if Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that sometimes

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Like yeah that would be an overpay…but not by much

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

When I saw the contract news break that said “two year deal worth 25 million” I said “per year?” out loud

Connor McDavid Will Be The Biggest Bargain In Sports | Defector

The NHL salary cap is set to rise precipitously. Connor McDavid is still 28 years old, and he is Connor McDavid. The Edmonton Oilers, as a team and as a business, rely heavily on their continued emplo...

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Going from Peter Laviolette to Carbery is like being hit by a car and then afterwards suddenly not only are your wounds healed, now your joints don’t hurt any more and your male pattern baldness has been reversed

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Luckily they’re usually devoured whole by every other commenter like a team of highly trained boa constrictors

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

Once in a while I see a caps fan complain about Spencer Carbery and I’m just like

This guy

This guy?

This guy?!

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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming（宇祥）- he/him/他/dia @shawnybantzy.bsky.social · 1d

A quote relevant to today : "the problem with constantly taking from someone is one day that someone will end up with nothing to lose"

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

After the Retainer Incident I think he probably expects it tbh

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

She consistently sleeps 6-7 and if she regresses at 4 months it’ll go all the way down to, like, 5 tho

C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not even reflux she just won’t keep her head still and wants to look at literally everything while she eats

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