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Your old pal, Catbus from Online shitposts, shoegaze, cinema ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ this heaven gives me migraine

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · Oct 2

annual PSA

a witch holding a candle saying

if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 2h

(don't ask how)

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 2h

the Godzilla toilet paper holder would fix me

Japanese magazine ad for a wall mounted toilet paper holder shaped like Godzilla

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 7h

honestly maybe his greatest achievement as a director

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 12h

i agree

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 12h

snow I know fuck about shit, but I do know you shouldn't retroactively change the rules of a platform to avoid banning a well-connected hatemonger

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 12h

how did i miss this one
actual GUFFAW

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13d

🟠 @truth_teller9 𝑰 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉
No one alive today has seen a wooden chair

🟢 @chairman_realReal 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗻
False.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15d

BATMAN: Activate GeForce Now Game Ready driver update.
ALFRED: Poggers, master Bruce.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · Aug 3

if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 22h

watch the Jean Rollin collection
to make a hypersensitive Tumblr dork who spends all their time whining about 'unnecessary' sex in movies cry

Scary Sexy: 6 Films by Jean Rollin - The Criterion Channel

Dreamlike, hauntingly atmospheric visions of sex, blood, and existential ennui, the poetic-erotic fantasies of French art-horror master Jean Rollin exist on a hypnotic wavelength all their own. Freque...

www.criterionchannel.com

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 12h

now! watching!

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 2d

Criterion literally killing it this month, let's GO 📽️

Cloud - The Criterion Channel

COMING OCTOBER 7 AT 8 P.M. ET Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa • 2024 • Japan Starring Masaki Suda, Kotone Furukawa, Daiken Okudaira A gonzo revenge thriller, a darkly comic anticapitalist critique, and...

www.criterionchannel.com

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13h

made the enemy Juno rage quit- she was hanging out on top of the boathouse on Blizzard World 1st point healing away without a care in the world, on our second push I split from our team, shot an orb and faded up next to her, she missed all her shots, died and instantly quit the server
#overwatch

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 4d

the Halloween costume Tim Burton's mother made him in 1967, which would become the inspiration for Jack Skellington in 'Nightmare Before Christmas'
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Tim Burton in 1967 wearing a cool stylized skeleton costume

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13h

there's like fifteen minutes where you brown the butter, melt in the rest of the butter, then whisk in the flour mixture and do a timed whip/rest/whip/rest/whip thing that I'd totally resent if they hadn't turned out GREAT

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13h

got u 👍

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13h

oh yeah it's kind of a pain compared to a 'normal' recipe, but they've turned out so much better I don't care lol

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 13h

mine have that perfect chewy/crispy texture I've never been able to get before- if i had to guess a cause, I was super meticulous about whipping the butter/flour mixture, I timed the rest periods and the whipping ones and it ended up super fluffy and silky

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 14h

okay i have eaten one, and these things WHIP
they have the perfect texture and taste exactly like what you imagine when you think "chocolate chip cookie"

hard to believe I made them

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 17h

ATK calls this recipe 'Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookies' and who am I to argue?

a lovely chocolate chip cookie cooking on a wire rack

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 14h

#blessed

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 14h

if you're popping on to Masto and we're mufos here ping me so I can follow back bc it's easy to miss stuff there even using phanpy

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 14h

REKT lmaaaaooooooo

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

guy got mad at me for sharing this comic on twitter back in 2017, but it's still one of my favorite exchanges. (he was not kidding, btw.)

my own tweet explaining "so in this Spanish horror comic, Frankenstein's monster knocks out a woman, and I was REALLY worried, but he just wanted to try on her clothes" with screenshot of a guy named Ziv quote-tweeting me to say "This is horrendously disturbing. I am disturbed. Honestly, Priscilla, you need to back up and look at your life and think to yourself, 'Self, is this really the person I want to be?' Posting frankensteinian erotica and shit?'" with my reply "this is exactly the person I want to be" and the followup "actually it's Frankenstein's MONSTER'S Erotica"

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 15h

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 17h

does this stupid asshole think every law enforcement organization on earth isn't aren't already spying on every 'leftist' group in existence?

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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20h

Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."

"Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. Corrupted ideologies like transgenderism and Antifa are a cancer on our culture and have unleashed their deranged and drugged-up foot soldiers on the American people," said Attorney General Paxton. "The martyrdom of Charlie Kirk marks a turning point in America.
There can be no compromise with those who want us dead. To that end, I have directed my office to continue its efforts to identify, investigate, and infiltrate these leftist terror cells. To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
The radical Left has incubated an environment where political violence is not only justified but celebrated and praised. In July, nearly two dozen armed leftists connected to various Texas-based Antifa-like groups ambushed an Immigration and Customs Enforcement ("ICE") facility in Alvarado, Texas. On September 10, 2025, a leftist assassin connected to the radical transgender movement murdered Charlie Kirk because of Kirk's bold support for truth, love of country, and unshakable faith. Two weeks later, another deranged leftist opened fire at an ICE facility in Dallas.
President Donald Trump has officially designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization and instructed his administration to "utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations — especially those involving terrorist actions — conducted by Antifa." Building on President Trump's bold actions, Attorney General Paxton has instructed his office to initiate sweeping investigations into radical leftist organizations engaged in or providing support to those performing political violence.

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 17h

A bill that basically allows teachers to acknowledge that trans people exist is too spicy for this nazi fluffer

Republicans latched onto the legislation as an example of "gender ideology" at work in state government, with the Senate Minority Leader Brian Jones (R) demanding Newsom veto it.
The bill promotes the "theory that reproductive anatomy does not necessarily determine a person's gender," Jones wrote in a message to Newsom.
"For third grade students the framework states,"
'When
providing instruction on sexual and reproductive organs, teachers can introduce the concept that gender does not always match the sexual and reproductive organs described," Jones said.
"Teaching controversial gender theories to students as young as eight or nine years old is not a practice that most Californians support, nor want to see happening in our schools."

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