C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Oh this is an old thing of theirs. “Whole” milk is what they call unpasteurized milk
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Oh this is an old thing of theirs. “Whole” milk is what they call unpasteurized milk
It’s possible I am having a bad day and went harder than I would’ve otherwise
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It’s possible I am having a bad day and went harder than I would’ve otherwise
I think Kyle Tucker is extremely overrated but at this point it’s just absurd
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I think Kyle Tucker is extremely overrated but at this point it’s just absurd
Plenty of niche games have won awards. Come on
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Plenty of niche games have won awards. Come on
And that’s JUST the house. They’re gonna get bloodbathed in the locals
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
And that’s JUST the house. They’re gonna get bloodbathed in the locals
They’re not gonna lose the house by 2. They’re gonna lose the house by like 15
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
They’re not gonna lose the house by 2. They’re gonna lose the house by like 15
Also the precincts they’d most need to hit would be the bigger ones, not the “X+1 ones” (which don’t really exist bc local precincts are so changeable). Those are the exact ones where they’d face crowds that would intimidate the shit out of them
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Also the precincts they’d most need to hit would be the bigger ones, not the “X+1 ones” (which don’t really exist bc local precincts are so changeable). Those are the exact ones where they’d face crowds that would intimidate the shit out of them
I cannot stress enough: the fascists are extremely outnumbered, they’re already cowards, and this day would go VERY badly for them if they tried something like this. The less stupid among them would refuse to even show up
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I cannot stress enough: the fascists are extremely outnumbered, they’re already cowards, and this day would go VERY badly for them if they tried something like this. The less stupid among them would refuse to even show up
With the environment being as *wildly* anti-Republican as it currently is, they’d need to do this in yes, literally hundreds of locations at once and hope their agents don’t get scared or run off. This would not happen
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
With the environment being as *wildly* anti-Republican as it currently is, they’d need to do this in yes, literally hundreds of locations at once and hope their agents don’t get scared or run off. This would not happen
Calling in a bomb threat wouldn’t forestall the precinct’s operation for the day. Most poll workers would simply choose to keep going. You’d need actual men with guns. In a place like Pittsburgh, you’d need this at *several hundred polling locations*
There are so many bigger places than PGH
There are so many bigger places than PGH
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Calling in a bomb threat wouldn’t forestall the precinct’s operation for the day. Most poll workers would simply choose to keep going. You’d need actual men with guns. In a place like Pittsburgh, you’d need this at *several hundred polling locations*
There are so many bigger places than PGH
There are so many bigger places than PGH
Pittsburgh alone—JUST Pittsburgh—has 1,327 voting precincts!
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Pittsburgh alone—JUST Pittsburgh—has 1,327 voting precincts!
There are literally thousands of those they’d need to hit! That’s WITH only hitting blue spots!
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
There are literally thousands of those they’d need to hit! That’s WITH only hitting blue spots!
I don’t think Van Hollen has designs on D leader but someone needs to convince him bc he’s the best shot at it
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I don’t think Van Hollen has designs on D leader but someone needs to convince him bc he’s the best shot at it
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually feel like Stancil WOULD get out there in his Honda fit
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I actually feel like Stancil WOULD get out there in his Honda fit
My hope is that actual senators saying “defund ICE” is a sign enough of them are tired of Schumer’s horseshit that he can get mercifully politically Old Yeller’d
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My hope is that actual senators saying “defund ICE” is a sign enough of them are tired of Schumer’s horseshit that he can get mercifully politically Old Yeller’d
I had a go to construction to get koroks up and slightly forward that consisted of a sled with a control stick on the front and a fan on the back with multiple rockets on the sides pointing directly up
Never fucking failed
Never fucking failed
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I had a go to construction to get koroks up and slightly forward that consisted of a sled with a control stick on the front and a fan on the back with multiple rockets on the sides pointing directly up
Never fucking failed
Never fucking failed
I think I had it at 8 but it’s not for everyone. I haven’t had a huge desire to go back to it the way I have with most of these
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I think I had it at 8 but it’s not for everyone. I haven’t had a huge desire to go back to it the way I have with most of these
“What if you combined Zelda with Garry’s Mod”
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
“What if you combined Zelda with Garry’s Mod”
Look it wasn’t my choice, I had it 10th and TOTK is the superior Zelda, but I get it. I do understand why it’s #1 and I can’t complain that hard especially since at leas half of my top ten made the actual top ten
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Look it wasn’t my choice, I had it 10th and TOTK is the superior Zelda, but I get it. I do understand why it’s #1 and I can’t complain that hard especially since at leas half of my top ten made the actual top ten