Xavier Horatio Xinicit πŸŽ‰
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit πŸŽ‰
@xinicit.bsky.social
My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Thank you!
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?

Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Do people with healthy attachment styles know what doomscrolling is?
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
My preferences are often at odds with reality
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
TIL my sense of self is the oldest form of comedy
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Say a prayer for me, bro
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
β€œMiles to go before I sleep” sounds awesome in your twenties and dreadful in your forties
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I might rent my car out to people who need to sit in the driveway and stare into nothing
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Sleep is important for mental health. So is fun. You can see my dilemma.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Thank you!
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
As you get older it becomes necessary to do some stretching before curling up in the fetal position
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Microdosing cannibalism by chewing on my lip
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
At this point I would just dump all my stat points into luck if I could
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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BRAVE: Area man attempts to make congee again, says he has put the Incident behind him
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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If they don't do at least SOME of your work for you, they aren't really "co"-workers are they? They're just adjacent workers doing their own shit. Thanks for nothing Denise!
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling β€œFUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling β€œFUCK” again,
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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weird, wired and whimsical is what makes my world spin

*all shitposters*
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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are there any goody one shoes
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
As an aspiring funny person, I am blown away by Philomena Cunk and wish were more like her (not a citizen of the USA
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I’m not optimistic about my love life but I still trim my nails
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Social media

2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If people don’t love my face daisies they bugger off
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Gonna lie on the floor and pretend I’m a citizen of Pompeii until I feel better
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM