Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain
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Hi. I’m afraid to get close to anyone and do weird shit bc anxiety
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hi. I’m afraid to get close to anyone and do weird shit bc anxiety
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It’s almost too cold for butthole. Almost.
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It’s almost too cold for butthole. Almost.
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well shit how do planning to leave the country and planning to acquire a cat both work
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
well shit how do planning to leave the country and planning to acquire a cat both work
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doomscrolling has never felt so doomy
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
doomscrolling has never felt so doomy
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Butthole is the only thing warm right now
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Butthole is the only thing warm right now
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I was under the impression there would be a lot more devils to make deals with
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I was under the impression there would be a lot more devils to make deals with
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what are we all going to do
about this? i questioned while
pointing to only my problems
about this? i questioned while
pointing to only my problems
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 PM
what are we all going to do
about this? i questioned while
pointing to only my problems
about this? i questioned while
pointing to only my problems
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have we tried making other fruits taste like cotton candy or are we just sticking with grapes
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
have we tried making other fruits taste like cotton candy or are we just sticking with grapes
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i’m like if a moldy block of cheese had curly hair and a shitty personality
January 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i’m like if a moldy block of cheese had curly hair and a shitty personality
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I peed a heart in the snow for you.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I peed a heart in the snow for you.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
And it steamed because it was warm.
I know. I am super romantic.
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A weighted blanket isn't gonna cut it i need to be run over by a steam roller
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
A weighted blanket isn't gonna cut it i need to be run over by a steam roller
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I'll be liking posts I don't even understand
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'll be liking posts I don't even understand
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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bilf (book i’d like to finish)
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
bilf (book i’d like to finish)
I think I’m giving up on being normal. If you’re not from a small town or haven’t lived a life where you were a square peg surrounded by round holes, you might not understand why it feels like grief to accept that.
January 25, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I think I’m giving up on being normal. If you’re not from a small town or haven’t lived a life where you were a square peg surrounded by round holes, you might not understand why it feels like grief to accept that.
I have a second cell phone that’s actually a ouija board that I use to send out surveys to discover why I was ghosted
January 25, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I have a second cell phone that’s actually a ouija board that I use to send out surveys to discover why I was ghosted
My favorite part of dating is when the enchantment wears off and I have to find a way to get out of the woods without a trail cam witnessing my shame
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 PM
My favorite part of dating is when the enchantment wears off and I have to find a way to get out of the woods without a trail cam witnessing my shame
I wear my heart on my sleeve because it’s too big to fit in my chest
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I wear my heart on my sleeve because it’s too big to fit in my chest
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"Brace for impact" for when you want to bring the storm talk for sexy time.
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 AM
"Brace for impact" for when you want to bring the storm talk for sexy time.
Smart, opinionated women seem to be my fetish
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Smart, opinionated women seem to be my fetish
Someone told me they only likes men who aren’t interested in them. That was a huge turn off for me, which in turn was a huge turn on for them.
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Someone told me they only likes men who aren’t interested in them. That was a huge turn off for me, which in turn was a huge turn on for them.
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If you mix two different groups of friends, hope you like losing them all.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
If you mix two different groups of friends, hope you like losing them all.
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You can leave a dead body at home to mind the children, there's no law against it, Kevin.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
You can leave a dead body at home to mind the children, there's no law against it, Kevin.
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ME: Can you come back later?
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ME: Can you come back later?
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.