Xavier Horatio Xinicit π
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
My phone tells me I listen to my music too loud and that my stress levels are elevated, but it cannot deduce the relationship between those data points
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Who up trying to use social media to create a connection with other people that also keeps them at a safe distance because they crave relationships but were taught that if people really got to know them they would be abandoned again and again?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Do you have a lighter I can borrow?
Do people with healthy attachment styles know what doomscrolling is?
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Do people with healthy attachment styles know what doomscrolling is?
My preferences are often at odds with reality
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
My preferences are often at odds with reality
TIL my sense of self is the oldest form of comedy
January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
TIL my sense of self is the oldest form of comedy
Say a prayer for me, bro
January 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Say a prayer for me, bro
βMiles to go before I sleepβ sounds awesome in your twenties and dreadful in your forties
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
βMiles to go before I sleepβ sounds awesome in your twenties and dreadful in your forties
I might rent my car out to people who need to sit in the driveway and stare into nothing
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I might rent my car out to people who need to sit in the driveway and stare into nothing
Sleep is important for mental health. So is fun. You can see my dilemma.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Sleep is important for mental health. So is fun. You can see my dilemma.
As you get older it becomes necessary to do some stretching before curling up in the fetal position
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
As you get older it becomes necessary to do some stretching before curling up in the fetal position
Microdosing cannibalism by chewing on my lip
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Microdosing cannibalism by chewing on my lip
At this point I would just dump all my stat points into luck if I could
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
At this point I would just dump all my stat points into luck if I could
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BRAVE: Area man attempts to make congee again, says he has put the Incident behind him
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
BRAVE: Area man attempts to make congee again, says he has put the Incident behind him
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Theyβre less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Theyβre less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
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If they don't do at least SOME of your work for you, they aren't really "co"-workers are they? They're just adjacent workers doing their own shit. Thanks for nothing Denise!
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If they don't do at least SOME of your work for you, they aren't really "co"-workers are they? They're just adjacent workers doing their own shit. Thanks for nothing Denise!
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just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling βFUCKβ, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling βFUCKβ again,
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling βFUCKβ, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling βFUCKβ again,
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weird, wired and whimsical is what makes my world spin
*all shitposters*
*all shitposters*
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
weird, wired and whimsical is what makes my world spin
*all shitposters*
*all shitposters*
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are there any goody one shoes
January 9, 2026 at 11:04 PM
are there any goody one shoes
As an aspiring funny person, I am blown away by Philomena Cunk and wish were more like her (not a citizen of the USA
January 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
As an aspiring funny person, I am blown away by Philomena Cunk and wish were more like her (not a citizen of the USA
Iβm not optimistic about my love life but I still trim my nails
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Iβm not optimistic about my love life but I still trim my nails
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Social media
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Social media
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
2% useful news
7% clever and/or funny posts
3% useful or interesting political posts
1% interesting pics or images
87% the absolute worst
If people donβt love my face daisies they bugger off
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If people donβt love my face daisies they bugger off
Gonna lie on the floor and pretend Iβm a citizen of Pompeii until I feel better
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Gonna lie on the floor and pretend Iβm a citizen of Pompeii until I feel better