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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉

@xinicit.bsky.social

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Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog/Fiction https://linktr.ee/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 10m

You are killing it today!

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Rachael the Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 34m

A guy in a lab coat listening to your problems, sounds made up man, let me guess, he wrote a spell on a magic piece of paper you couldn't decipher but then you take that paper to an apothecary where they can read it and give you a potion for what, bitchlessness or whatever you whined about

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Rachael the Hobbit @rachael-the-hobbit.bsky.social · 46m

They don't want you to know you could work hard, get a good education, do everything you're supposed to do and the little gnome bastards will still eat up your copper in the walls and steal your last chocolate from the fridge too, not just drinking all the WiFi and leaving a little drop in there

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1h

[Supervillain’s Plan]

1. Kidnap geologists
2. Sacrifice geologists to create new island next to Manhattan
3. Name island Newer Jersey

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1h

They call you crazy if you think Leprechauns are stealing your wifi but we’re encouraged to believe in the American Dream.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1h

What if the people treating my psychosis aren’t actually there?

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 13h

"Don't be weird" OK bro but if I stop breathing I'll pass out

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 13h

I hate that I love this

Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 14h

My headcanon is that Terminators keep coming for John and Sarah Connor because each generation back is tougher than the one that comes after. They don’t even bother with Pappy Connor after he made a still out of a T-800.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 14h

[Ned Flanders in Pulp Fiction]

I am pre-diddily-iddy far from okily dokey.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 17h

(On this week’s episode of Breaking Bud)

Judge: There’s nothing in the law that says a dog can’t manufacture methamphetamine!

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 22h

Imagine being cast as a tree in the play where Abraham Lincoln got shot

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2d

Microdosing joy just to feel something

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 1d

Guys the 7 layer burrito is back on the menu at taco bell so looks like there could be some hope left after all

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 7d

When bluesky dies the true shitposters will simply return to the forest and whisper their thoughts at wildlife

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 3d

You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is pull the door back over your tomb and sleep for a couple hundred years?

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna ask people who talk loudly why they're being such shouty pantses

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

Louis deJoy has done more damage to the reputation of the Post Office than Theodore Kaczynski could have dreamt of

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone else ever had an experience with the USPS “tendering to return service”? I’m trying to get a package returned to me, but it seems like they farmed it out to a private company, and I have no idea which. It’s basically just lost now.

Post office, I love you, but you’re bringing me down.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

The desire for self destruction is the desire to be free from suffering. The desire to be free from suffering is a seed that can be cultivated into self compassion. Recognizing that self destructive behavior can be a result of the desire to be free from suffering can be lead to self compassion.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d

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