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Queen RanDumb
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*

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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
🎼 it's just (aah) 🎶 a little crush (crush) 🎵
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I was watching you from across garbage Bluesky and really dig your vibe.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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fucking Wednesday, man
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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sorry I made a hot dog into a straw at your family dinner
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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“Hear me out, sauerkraut“ should be a saying
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Today's incorrect but try and prove me wrong, fact of the day:

Your pinky toe is the same size as your pineal gland.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Murder, She Passive Aggressively Hinted
June 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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can anyone recommend a good roomba obedience school
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I'm not in the mood for today.
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Got tazed at the mall for shouting SLEIGH QUEEN at their Mrs Claus.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The Diary of a Wimpy Bitch Ass President
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Any day now, Rachel McHallpass.
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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just found out tfw doesn’t mean the fuck why and now I have to go back and reread a bunch of posts
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I wish I could explain static shocks to my cats.
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My favorite time of year. FINALLY!
Meat & cheese tray season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Donation hat update. I have five completed with a sixth one 10% started. Trying not to be too hard on myself but I can do better.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today's incorrect but try and prove me fact of the day:

The color purple tastes like olives. NOT grapes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@raindro.bsky.social Happy Birfday! 🥳
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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pirates love christmas so much even the dead guy on their flags are jolly
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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i’m one of the few who look better when they don’t smile
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Remember, the first rule of casual conversation such as at a dinner party is to occasionally lunge at someone without actually making physical contact.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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keep me posted*

*please repost all my dumb jokes
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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[first date]

"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I blocked you.

Please respond.
June 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who needs sex when I can win on eBay?
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM