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Queen RanDumb

@invisihole.bsky.social

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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · Nov 15

Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1m

Oh heck yes Argon most certainly would understand Mo! They also communicate telepathically. They're actually talking at this very sec...

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 6h

Cats are fluent in the language of Butthole. Take that how you will.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 14h

*puts on inconvenienced face*

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands on his hips and says well .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands on his hips and says "well that's just great" while those words flash in white at the bottom of the screen.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 14h

I know it's been awhile. I'm working on it and I have not forgotten about the hair flips I owe 😊

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

I missed the "don't" my first pass over this. My first thought was, well why not? That sounds freaking awesome.

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

My guidance counselor laughed when I said I wanted to be a shitposter. Well guess who's laughing now...

Still him bc that's dumb as shit.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

I was waiting for this

a woman is smiling with the words oh my god written below her

Alt: a woman is smiling with the words oh my god written below her

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

It's All Coming Back to Me Now

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

This was an unexpected tag 🤣🤣

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

It. Was. Awful. Lmao I woke up very much "whaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuck"

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

Unfortunately, no. It was a realistic hot dog shaped man. Maybe not as greasy as an actual man.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 15h

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

It's All Coming Back to Me Now

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4d

It’s not treason if you jazz hands while doing it.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 4d

three skeets in a row without a banger is a poster's strikeout

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Of course I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

A picture of three Pittsburgh Penguin hockey players: Kris Letang,, Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin. They are kneeling on ice on their left leg with the right leg bent. They are in full black uniform.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Yeesh. I'm yawning thinking of it lol

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Wish I could. Even if sleeping in were an option, once my brain alerts to something, I can't fall back asleep.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

The best part of this is the "adult content" label.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Give that baby whatever she wants.

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Had a dream a hot dog was singing Celine Dion to me. So now it's been established the sort of day I'm going to have, gonna go stick my head in the toilet.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 2d

As much as me 🤗

Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 2d

a man singing into a microphone with the words " you are awesome " written above him

Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " you are awesome " written above him

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 2d

I KNEW IT!!! Tell him he so handsome.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 2d

Aren't cats swell lol