Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
You know what they say about a person w a large pocket protector...
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You know what they say about a person w a large pocket protector...
Ok but hear me out, an archeologist but do shit in reverse.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok but hear me out, an archeologist but do shit in reverse.
I've forgotten to take ibuprofen for the last half hour. Either my adhd is in full effect or early onset dementia HERE I COME
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I've forgotten to take ibuprofen for the last half hour. Either my adhd is in full effect or early onset dementia HERE I COME
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I still want toys for Christmas but I don’t ask for them cause I don’t want Santa to think I’m lame
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I still want toys for Christmas but I don’t ask for them cause I don’t want Santa to think I’m lame
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talk to your kids about drugs.
they probably have a much better hookup than you
they probably have a much better hookup than you
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
talk to your kids about drugs.
they probably have a much better hookup than you
they probably have a much better hookup than you
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Hopes and dreams well that's irrational.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hopes and dreams well that's irrational.
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bro life is a mystery everyone must stand alone bro
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
bro life is a mystery everyone must stand alone bro
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ties you up and makes you listen to me sing karaoke
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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a medical show where i can’t get a win: losER
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
a medical show where i can’t get a win: losER
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I’m not wrong. I just haven’t found the right way to dig in my heels without throwing a full-blown tantrum yet
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not wrong. I just haven’t found the right way to dig in my heels without throwing a full-blown tantrum yet
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Me: Where did all those goth children come from?
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
July 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Me: Where did all those goth children come from?
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
Zoo keeper: Those are penguins.
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I'm like an animal in bed.
I will step on your privates and inadvertently put my butt hole in your face.
I will step on your privates and inadvertently put my butt hole in your face.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I'm like an animal in bed.
I will step on your privates and inadvertently put my butt hole in your face.
I will step on your privates and inadvertently put my butt hole in your face.
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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My personality is mostly just weird vibes
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My personality is mostly just weird vibes
As my cat likes to say, meow.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
As my cat likes to say, meow.
It snowed an inch. The first real fall of the season. So naturally, everyone in SW PA forgets how to drive for the next 6hrs.
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It snowed an inch. The first real fall of the season. So naturally, everyone in SW PA forgets how to drive for the next 6hrs.
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If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
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I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am here to chew bubblegum and make stupid ass comments to strangers on the internet, but I’m all out of bubblegum
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
BRING BACK AIR GUITAR CONTESTS YOU COWARDS
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You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
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12K posts, condolences to my grandkids
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
12K posts, condolences to my grandkids
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I can’t right now, I’m trying to come up with a pun to comment on this banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I can’t right now, I’m trying to come up with a pun to comment on this banger.