Vic Svaporub
@vicsvaporub.bsky.social
The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
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I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
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Vic Svaporub
@vicsvaporub.bsky.social
· Apr 2
Hey guys, I wanted to announce I don’t have a podcast.
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if you see someone crying at work you should cry harder to assert your dominance
April 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
if you see someone crying at work you should cry harder to assert your dominance
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
Will this be the year I finally get a capybara for Christmas?
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Will this be the year I finally get a capybara for Christmas?
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It's all the Zyrtec in the water supply, man, that's why nobody sneezes anymore
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's all the Zyrtec in the water supply, man, that's why nobody sneezes anymore
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“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
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You can read the full entry here:
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THAT TIME I WENT TO A BAR
I was horny and I needed to spray my seed, so I went to a bar and met a classy dame. But is that the whole story? Pretty much. Read on!
beefcarcass.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
She ran calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
She ran calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Calling Wildfire
Pardon me, Good Sir, might I borrow your chapped stick?
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pardon me, Good Sir, might I borrow your chapped stick?
The House votes 285-98 to approve a resolution promoting empty Kabuki-theater political gestures.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The House votes 285-98 to approve a resolution promoting empty Kabuki-theater political gestures.
SEDITIOUS GOLF, punishable by DORF!
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
SEDITIOUS GOLF, punishable by DORF!
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Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
August 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
change one letter and ruin a candy
Baby Tuth
Baby Tuth
change one letter and ruin a candy
Skuttles
Skuttles
change one letter and ruin a candy
Moulds
Moulds
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
change one letter and ruin a candy
Baby Tuth
Baby Tuth
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A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
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was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
was gonna do a self deprecating post but I don’t know what that means. I’m too stupid and ugly
It’s not fair, Boomers all remember where they were when Kennedy died. My generation remembers where we were when Rerun tried to bootleg that Doobie Brothers concert on What’s Happening.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s not fair, Boomers all remember where they were when Kennedy died. My generation remembers where we were when Rerun tried to bootleg that Doobie Brothers concert on What’s Happening.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
Don’t waste your time liking my skeets. I have a country to run!
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don’t waste your time liking my skeets. I have a country to run!
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Years ago I used to have a job working with kids, and there was this one boy who would sometimes just stop in the middle of everything and go, "okay, I'm done talking for now," and go sit by himself. Never maliciously or rudely, just stated a boundary and noped out. He was my hero.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Years ago I used to have a job working with kids, and there was this one boy who would sometimes just stop in the middle of everything and go, "okay, I'm done talking for now," and go sit by himself. Never maliciously or rudely, just stated a boundary and noped out. He was my hero.
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It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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It's cool that so many funny people around the world can connect here. Sometimes, I imagine how crazy it would be to get them together in person at something like a party. Everyone riffing/laughing/having fun would be really something to listen to from the coat room as I go through all the pockets.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's cool that so many funny people around the world can connect here. Sometimes, I imagine how crazy it would be to get them together in person at something like a party. Everyone riffing/laughing/having fun would be really something to listen to from the coat room as I go through all the pockets.
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this nambla meeting could have been an email
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this nambla meeting could have been an email
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Scientist 1: Could I have some of Hitler's DNA please? For doing experiments on
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Scientist 1: Could I have some of Hitler's DNA please? For doing experiments on
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
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Elizabeth Holmes should release a Christmas album in that fucked up voice she’s got
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Elizabeth Holmes should release a Christmas album in that fucked up voice she’s got
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
Living In A Box was a band whose debut album "Living In A Box" featured the hit single "Living In A Box". Frontman Richard Derbyshire died on Monday and, well, you can guess his next residence…
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Living In A Box was a band whose debut album "Living In A Box" featured the hit single "Living In A Box". Frontman Richard Derbyshire died on Monday and, well, you can guess his next residence…
You’re at The
I need you at The
I need you at The
You’re at Milli
I need you at Vanilli
I need you at Vanilli
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You’re at The
I need you at The
I need you at The