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Pinot Evil

@pinotevil.bsky.social

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Neurodivergent, raw dogging ADHD Kinkery fuckery and general skulduggery All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2 Insta: Katharine_von_clink

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · Jan 28

It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 17h

Eyes are the tits of the face

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 7d

I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19h

*watching porn*

"This better not be woke"

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 16h

at my funeral everyone is allowed to take a little piece of me home as a party favor

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 14h

Mandra coz good looking man Sandra and Bollock because you got balls 😃

Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 21h

Sandra Bullock… but a man 🙌🏻

Mandra Bollock ✅

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21h

Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 2d

What’s a trapper keeper. 👀

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d

If there is a pore, yo I'll unclog it
Check out this weird, sketchy blackhead hook I bought on Shein while my DJ revolves it

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 3d

Heli flipped the strip last night 😍

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 4d

I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.

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screamysalami @squeamysalami.likes.earth · 3d

I can tell im an adult now because rearranging my spices gives me a little thrill

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 6d

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 3d

[first guy to get drunk on beer] hey this rotting barley from the trash makes me feel kinda silly

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 10d

Life is short. Eat dat ass.

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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 10d

The billionaire exploiting me can beat up the billionaire exploiting you…

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11d

Erectile dysfunction may be a bit difficult at the beginning, but after a while you'll get the hang of it

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11d

Since I always mix them up, I'm waiting for a book in which the protagonist is a proctologist

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 11d

Yass kween!

Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 12d

They usually are 👀

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 12d

me, as a therapist: have you tried rocking back and forth in your Scooby jammies about it?

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 12d

Happy Cocktober to all those who celebrate.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 12d

Who’s dressing up as slutty Trump for Halloween?

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 12d

I live in South Africa too! It’s a very ambitious boob.