Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
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The Klingon language is just speaking French but your jaws are wired shut and you have a sore throat.
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The Klingon language is just speaking French but your jaws are wired shut and you have a sore throat.
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Today's grammar peeve:
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Today's grammar peeve:
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
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The older I get, the less I want to go to places that I used to enjoy. For example, outside.
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The older I get, the less I want to go to places that I used to enjoy. For example, outside.
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Share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
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Finally some good news for a change! 🤘🏻💯😂💚 youtube.com/watch?v=et8y...
RiffTrax Makes MST3K - Four NEW episodes in 2026!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finally some good news for a change! 🤘🏻💯😂💚 youtube.com/watch?v=et8y...
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Loot that drops after defeating me: half-drunk can of Diet Pepsi, travel pack of Kleenex, pen running dry of ink, and that thing I couldn't remember where I put it, and searched all over for it, and there it is right where I left it.
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: half-drunk can of Diet Pepsi, travel pack of Kleenex, pen running dry of ink, and that thing I couldn't remember where I put it, and searched all over for it, and there it is right where I left it.
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You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
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I like to take the whole Oreo and plop it in my mouth, then take a big sip of milk and let the two meld together for a few seconds then chew. Am I weird, or a genius?
Do you seductively eat your Oreos horizontally or vertically?
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I like to take the whole Oreo and plop it in my mouth, then take a big sip of milk and let the two meld together for a few seconds then chew. Am I weird, or a genius?
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Loot that drops after defeating me: a large bag of reclaimed bellybutton fluff, 2 silver dobber marbles and a half eaten curly wurly
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: a large bag of reclaimed bellybutton fluff, 2 silver dobber marbles and a half eaten curly wurly
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taking my girl vitamins (tiramisu)
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
taking my girl vitamins (tiramisu)
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I have an Outlook reminder that is 43 weeks overdue
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I have an Outlook reminder that is 43 weeks overdue
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I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
Loot that drops after defeating me:
a capibara multi-color pen, 1/4 of a gum eraser ( blackened), a tiny pill box that serves as my phylactery
a capibara multi-color pen, 1/4 of a gum eraser ( blackened), a tiny pill box that serves as my phylactery
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
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Today’s band name:
The Nice Young Men from the Motorclub
or
A Whole Flock of Bill Murrays
The Nice Young Men from the Motorclub
or
A Whole Flock of Bill Murrays
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Today’s band name:
The Nice Young Men from the Motorclub
or
A Whole Flock of Bill Murrays
The Nice Young Men from the Motorclub
or
A Whole Flock of Bill Murrays
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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Whenever I quote skeet, I damn better make sure I have liked and re-skeeted that shit first.
Its just bad form to not do it.
#BskyPSA
Its just bad form to not do it.
#BskyPSA
a picture of a person with the words bad form written on it
Alt: A GIF of Captain Hook with the words "Bad form" below.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Whenever I quote skeet, I damn better make sure I have liked and re-skeeted that shit first.
Its just bad form to not do it.
#BskyPSA
Its just bad form to not do it.
#BskyPSA
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You would think that buttholes would get more traction with what's trending on Bluesky, but I guess I'm just talking out my ass.
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You would think that buttholes would get more traction with what's trending on Bluesky, but I guess I'm just talking out my ass.
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This whole winter should have been a snow day.
February 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This whole winter should have been a snow day.
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So let’s see if I understand: You pay someone for sex and keep it to yourself, it’s prostitution and illegal.
But if you pay someone for sex, film it, and post it on the internet, that’s commercial art which is fine.
But if you pay someone for sex, film it, and post it on the internet, that’s commercial art which is fine.
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So let’s see if I understand: You pay someone for sex and keep it to yourself, it’s prostitution and illegal.
But if you pay someone for sex, film it, and post it on the internet, that’s commercial art which is fine.
But if you pay someone for sex, film it, and post it on the internet, that’s commercial art which is fine.
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There is no I in team but there sure is one in ambivalence.
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
There is no I in team but there sure is one in ambivalence.
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Cheers 🥂 to each and every one of you!
(This might take a while)
(This might take a while)
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Cheers 🥂 to each and every one of you!
(This might take a while)
(This might take a while)
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Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries
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New coffee shop level unlocked, the owner made me this adorable sign 😊
Shout out to The Nest Cafe in View Royal 🤘☕️
Shout out to The Nest Cafe in View Royal 🤘☕️
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
New coffee shop level unlocked, the owner made me this adorable sign 😊
Shout out to The Nest Cafe in View Royal 🤘☕️
Shout out to The Nest Cafe in View Royal 🤘☕️