Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Pinned
I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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Business casual.
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Business casual.
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Boss: There is nothing wrong with heart shaped bottle stoppers. It's nice.
HR: They are buttplugs
*A handwritten note saying to stop up your favorite hole ❤️ burrito*
Boss: It's a wine stopper. I'm keeping mine I love it. He's not fired for this.
HR: He can't keep getting away with this!
HR: They are buttplugs
*A handwritten note saying to stop up your favorite hole ❤️ burrito*
Boss: It's a wine stopper. I'm keeping mine I love it. He's not fired for this.
HR: He can't keep getting away with this!
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Boss: There is nothing wrong with heart shaped bottle stoppers. It's nice.
HR: They are buttplugs
*A handwritten note saying to stop up your favorite hole ❤️ burrito*
Boss: It's a wine stopper. I'm keeping mine I love it. He's not fired for this.
HR: He can't keep getting away with this!
HR: They are buttplugs
*A handwritten note saying to stop up your favorite hole ❤️ burrito*
Boss: It's a wine stopper. I'm keeping mine I love it. He's not fired for this.
HR: He can't keep getting away with this!
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Everyone doing this joke keeps making AMAZING movies
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The Shart of War
The Shart of War
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The Crepes of Wrath...
The Crepes of Wrath...
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Everyone doing this joke keeps making AMAZING movies
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I want one of these little weirdos. It looks like a spaced out Ewok.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I want one of these little weirdos. It looks like a spaced out Ewok.
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my Spirit care bear would be named Lazy Bear and it would just stare all the time
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
my Spirit care bear would be named Lazy Bear and it would just stare all the time
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the worst part of making and eating bacon is that you have less bacon to make and eat later
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
the worst part of making and eating bacon is that you have less bacon to make and eat later
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The Fall of the Louse of Usher
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Less of the D'Urbervilles
Less of the D'Urbervilles
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Star Chores
Star Chores
February 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The Fall of the Louse of Usher
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Bye, Claudius
Bye, Claudius
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Escape from the Planet of the Vapes
Escape from the Planet of the Vapes
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Of Lice and Men
Of Lice and Men
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Bye, Claudius
Bye, Claudius
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The Count of Monte Crisco
The Count of Monte Crisco
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The Grapes of Math
The Grapes of Math
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Of Lice and Men
Of Lice and Men
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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The Count of Monte Crisco
The Count of Monte Crisco
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Twitter screenshot with no alt text is an instant block now. Fuck it, we ball
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Twitter screenshot with no alt text is an instant block now. Fuck it, we ball
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Every relationship starts with, “We’re so compatible,” and ends with, “Why do you load the dishwasher like this?”
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Every relationship starts with, “We’re so compatible,” and ends with, “Why do you load the dishwasher like this?”
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people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but i live in a vinyl siding house so i can
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but i live in a vinyl siding house so i can
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Where Angels Fear to Spread
Where Angels Fear to Spread
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War and Geese
War and Geese
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Of Mice and Hen
Of Mice and Hen
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Where Angels Fear to Spread
Where Angels Fear to Spread
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some of you never got whiplash from bumper cars and it shows
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
some of you never got whiplash from bumper cars and it shows
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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“Tomorrow brings yesterday’s promise of today,” he says as the edible kicks in.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Tomorrow brings yesterday’s promise of today,” he says as the edible kicks in.
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Maybe it’s time for a good ol fashioned rumble?
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Maybe it’s time for a good ol fashioned rumble?
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Less of the D'Urbervilles
Less of the D'Urbervilles
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Star Chores
Star Chores
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Of Lice and Men
Of Lice and Men
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Less of the D'Urbervilles
Less of the D'Urbervilles
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Bream of the Red Chamber
(Original: “Dream of the Red Chamber” 《红楼梦》)
Bream of the Red Chamber
(Original: “Dream of the Red Chamber” 《红楼梦》)
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Bleak Mouse
Bleak Mouse
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The Crepes of Wrath...
The Crepes of Wrath...
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Bream of the Red Chamber
(Original: “Dream of the Red Chamber” 《红楼梦》)
Bream of the Red Chamber
(Original: “Dream of the Red Chamber” 《红楼梦》)
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trust burrito. he cannot lie
Butts
February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
trust burrito. he cannot lie
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In a drawer of silverware, I'm the fork that went into the running disposal and my tines are bent but I still function.
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the seafood fork you never quite knew what to do with since you have a shellfish allergy
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the mismatched butter knife you use for odd jobs, like stuck DVD retrieval
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In a drawer of silverware, I'm the fork that went into the running disposal and my tines are bent but I still function.
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since it's apparently spring here in southern california the camellias are blooming
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
since it's apparently spring here in southern california the camellias are blooming
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Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?
Me: that i need a new job
Me: that i need a new job
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Interviewer: what did you learn from your previous job?
Me: that i need a new job
Me: that i need a new job
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"i would share this, but you didn't add alt-text"
"ugh don't criticize, just download the image and attach it to a quote post and add the alt-text if you're so bent about it"
"or you could, y'know, be accessible, instead of expecting people to do extra work to share your shit?"
"ugh don't criticize, just download the image and attach it to a quote post and add the alt-text if you're so bent about it"
"or you could, y'know, be accessible, instead of expecting people to do extra work to share your shit?"
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"i would share this, but you didn't add alt-text"
"ugh don't criticize, just download the image and attach it to a quote post and add the alt-text if you're so bent about it"
"or you could, y'know, be accessible, instead of expecting people to do extra work to share your shit?"
"ugh don't criticize, just download the image and attach it to a quote post and add the alt-text if you're so bent about it"
"or you could, y'know, be accessible, instead of expecting people to do extra work to share your shit?"
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Glazing Saddles
Glazing Saddles
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Bleak Mouse
Bleak Mouse
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The Crepes of Wrath...
The Crepes of Wrath...
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Rhyme a word, ruin a classic….
Glazing Saddles
Glazing Saddles