Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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I'm going to start my own soda brand, then sell it to Coke or Pepsi so they can ruin it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I'm going to start my own soda brand, then sell it to Coke or Pepsi so they can ruin it.
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I give the people what they want*
*violent eye rolling
*violent eye rolling
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I give the people what they want*
*violent eye rolling
*violent eye rolling
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Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
February 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
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cardinal booty you didn't ask for 🤣🤣
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
cardinal booty you didn't ask for 🤣🤣
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Amazing natural beauty I got to witness in my yard this morning:
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Amazing natural beauty I got to witness in my yard this morning:
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A true super bowl is one that you can hear your growing.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A true super bowl is one that you can hear your growing.
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I haven’t seen the standard annual post about the Super Bowl not being what stoners had hoped for.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I haven’t seen the standard annual post about the Super Bowl not being what stoners had hoped for.
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I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I'm not ordinarily a big foopball fancier but I sure hope the Crumpleyville Saxons defeat those St. Gargamel Wildebeests or whatever
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Great! NOW how is Hootie going to blow all these fish?
Great, NOW who's going to farm all these alien ants?
Great! NOW who's going to COUNT all these Maniacs?
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Great! NOW how is Hootie going to blow all these fish?
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Forbes just named me "the most annoying cunt in the world"
February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Forbes just named me "the most annoying cunt in the world"
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You are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, when THE SHOCKING SECRET IS REVEALED about how many many people will believe a YouTube video thumbnail that has HUGE ALL CAPS YELLOW TEXT!!
like and subscribe
like and subscribe
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
You are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, when THE SHOCKING SECRET IS REVEALED about how many many people will believe a YouTube video thumbnail that has HUGE ALL CAPS YELLOW TEXT!!
like and subscribe
like and subscribe
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As long as there's roadkill in the world his hair will never die 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
ABC News anchor Ted Koppel turns 86 Sunday. He says he'd like to hang around for a Koppel more years.
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
As long as there's roadkill in the world his hair will never die 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
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"You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher"
youtu.be/wVsckdlctm0?...
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher"
youtu.be/wVsckdlctm0?...
Peter Gabriel - Biko Live (Back to Front Tour - London)
YouTube video by Music is the Power
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher"
youtu.be/wVsckdlctm0?...
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher"
youtu.be/wVsckdlctm0?...
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I forgot to share the pics from the lake yesterday
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I forgot to share the pics from the lake yesterday
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Part of loving is letting go
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Part of loving is letting go
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when it's been so cold that you can comfortably sit outside on a sunny day in 20 degree temps...
good stuff
good stuff
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
when it's been so cold that you can comfortably sit outside on a sunny day in 20 degree temps...
good stuff
good stuff
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If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
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If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L 👀
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L 👀
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You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.
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Shawshank Redemption, but it was a tough choice that year.
Name a film that should have won an oscar
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Shawshank Redemption, but it was a tough choice that year.
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The more I listen to other people talk...
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The more I listen to other people talk...
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
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curling but with each country’s most popular house cleaning music
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
curling but with each country’s most popular house cleaning music
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Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
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I find watching the Olympics inspiring, especially Curling.
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I find watching the Olympics inspiring, especially Curling.
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...