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Kat Alderson 🎉
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swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫

mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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You are NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, when THE SHOCKING SECRET IS REVEALED about how many many people will believe a YouTube video thumbnail that has HUGE ALL CAPS YELLOW TEXT!!

like and subscribe
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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As long as there's roadkill in the world his hair will never die 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
ABC News anchor Ted Koppel turns 86 Sunday. He says he'd like to hang around for a Koppel more years.
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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"You can blow out a candle
But you can't blow out a fire
Once the flames begin to catch
The wind will blow it higher"

youtu.be/wVsckdlctm0?...
Peter Gabriel - Biko Live (Back to Front Tour - London)
YouTube video by Music is the Power
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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I forgot to share the pics from the lake yesterday
February 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Part of loving is letting go
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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when it's been so cold that you can comfortably sit outside on a sunny day in 20 degree temps...

good stuff
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L 👀
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Shawshank Redemption, but it was a tough choice that year.
Name a film that should have won an oscar
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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The more I listen to other people talk...

...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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curling but with each country’s most popular house cleaning music
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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I find watching the Olympics inspiring, especially Curling.

I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Kohl's hard cash
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Demon and home improvement content 😎
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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ABC News anchor Ted Koppel turns 86 Sunday. He says he'd like to hang around for a Koppel more years.
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Things I don't give a single, solitary fuck about:

1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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👈🏼 won’t watch a minute of the Winter Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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I'd really love for you to take a look at this thread.

I think you'll really enjoy the stories... and

I just had to replace my catalytic converter which, alas, costs about 1000 times what one of these stories does. :)

(Repost, if you don't mind. It helps. Thank you.)
I don't often plug stuff here, but...

1) I do have to eat
2) I'm really proud of a set of stories and characters I started with *brand new* at the beginning of the year.

This is the first story: ko-fi.com/s/ef5a7b7880
The Mad King - Michael A Stackpole's Ko-fi Shop
The Mad King is a sword & sorcery fantasy novella featuring Neryon, a warlock whose life is governed by the whims of fate. In this first story he enco...
ko-fi.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Who's the moron who thought this was a good idea?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Humans are social animals.

But what if we’re not?
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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My daughter’s friend thinks I look like I’m in my 20s so she’s in the will.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM