Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Pinned
I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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Roses are red
Strawberries too
I’ve had 3 drinks
Poems are hard
Strawberries too
I’ve had 3 drinks
Poems are hard
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Roses are red
Strawberries too
I’ve had 3 drinks
Poems are hard
Strawberries too
I’ve had 3 drinks
Poems are hard
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‘Anus sex’ just doesn’t have the same panache
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
‘Anus sex’ just doesn’t have the same panache
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“I’m still a badass!”
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(Me, about to take a nap at 5:45)
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(Me, about to take a nap at 5:45)
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
“I’m still a badass!”
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(Me, about to take a nap at 5:45)
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(Me, about to take a nap at 5:45)
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“That’s too much bourbon 🥃 “
Said no one ever
Said no one ever
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
“That’s too much bourbon 🥃 “
Said no one ever
Said no one ever
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Pausing to appreciate the zero fucks vibe of the people who double park in front of the liquor store
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Pausing to appreciate the zero fucks vibe of the people who double park in front of the liquor store
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Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine owning enough wine at any given point in time that you actually need one of these "wine racks" lol
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Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
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Alright, who wants to seduce me? Don't be shy. Draw straws or Hunger Games fight over it, I don't care. Just let me know...
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Alright, who wants to seduce me? Don't be shy. Draw straws or Hunger Games fight over it, I don't care. Just let me know...
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I either feel like a boiling pot of soggy cabbage or THAT bitch. There’s no in between
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I either feel like a boiling pot of soggy cabbage or THAT bitch. There’s no in between
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I'd forgotten this. This episode transcends it's genre.
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/the-seri...
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/the-seri...
The Series That Scarred 80s Kids Forever
Every child of the ’80s carries with them scars to this day. We watched Artax lose the will to live … Continue reading "The Series That Scarred 80s Kids Forever"
www.giantfreakinrobot.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I'd forgotten this. This episode transcends it's genre.
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/the-seri...
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/the-seri...
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All I said when she sat down in the hot tub was I'm smelling the ocean. After that, waking up in the ER.
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
All I said when she sat down in the hot tub was I'm smelling the ocean. After that, waking up in the ER.
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Suture...
A thread
A thread
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Suture...
A thread
A thread
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please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
please use alt text
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget
please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
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February 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Resistance is futile.
(They try to resist.)
*eye roll*
Resistance is futile.
*exaggerated exhalation*
“Quickly - we have to get away from these sigh Borgs."
(They try to resist.)
*eye roll*
Resistance is futile.
*exaggerated exhalation*
“Quickly - we have to get away from these sigh Borgs."
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Resistance is futile.
(They try to resist.)
*eye roll*
Resistance is futile.
*exaggerated exhalation*
“Quickly - we have to get away from these sigh Borgs."
(They try to resist.)
*eye roll*
Resistance is futile.
*exaggerated exhalation*
“Quickly - we have to get away from these sigh Borgs."
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Hey kids! Apparently I am a "big communist account" now, check me out
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Hey kids! Apparently I am a "big communist account" now, check me out
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Good morning
Good Saturday
Stay warm
That is all.
Good Saturday
Stay warm
That is all.
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Good morning
Good Saturday
Stay warm
That is all.
Good Saturday
Stay warm
That is all.
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redecorating my bedroom as a visual homepage to a bad acid trip I took in 1991, for my children to maintain as a museum of oddities designed by their crazy mother, is all the generational wealth I have to leave them
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
redecorating my bedroom as a visual homepage to a bad acid trip I took in 1991, for my children to maintain as a museum of oddities designed by their crazy mother, is all the generational wealth I have to leave them
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Cockle doodle doo.
I Love My Little Rooster by Almeda Riddle
YouTube video by Jeff Burdette
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Cockle doodle doo.
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
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Proudly pushing mediocrity to great heights since September 1968.
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Proudly pushing mediocrity to great heights since September 1968.
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legally im not allowed to discuss what i did for the klondike bar
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
legally im not allowed to discuss what i did for the klondike bar
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February 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Loot that drops after defeating me:
a cloud of kief and three various sized dildos. (enjoy)
a cloud of kief and three various sized dildos. (enjoy)
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
a cloud of kief and three various sized dildos. (enjoy)
a cloud of kief and three various sized dildos. (enjoy)