Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L 👀
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L 👀
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You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You can eat cake in bed. No one can stop you.
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Shawshank Redemption, but it was a tough choice that year.
Name a film that should have won an oscar
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Shawshank Redemption, but it was a tough choice that year.
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The more I listen to other people talk...
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The more I listen to other people talk...
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
...the more I get to thinking that RFK Jr. isn't the only one whose brain is a worm buffet.
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curling but with each country’s most popular house cleaning music
February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
curling but with each country’s most popular house cleaning music
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Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
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I find watching the Olympics inspiring, especially Curling.
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I find watching the Olympics inspiring, especially Curling.
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
I've haven't mopped things so hard in years...
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Kohl's hard cash
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kohl's hard cash
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Demon and home improvement content 😎
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Demon and home improvement content 😎
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ABC News anchor Ted Koppel turns 86 Sunday. He says he'd like to hang around for a Koppel more years.
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
ABC News anchor Ted Koppel turns 86 Sunday. He says he'd like to hang around for a Koppel more years.
Things I don't give a single, solitary fuck about:
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Things I don't give a single, solitary fuck about:
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
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👈🏼 won’t watch a minute of the Winter Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
👈🏼 won’t watch a minute of the Winter Olympics
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I'd really love for you to take a look at this thread.
I think you'll really enjoy the stories... and
I just had to replace my catalytic converter which, alas, costs about 1000 times what one of these stories does. :)
(Repost, if you don't mind. It helps. Thank you.)
I think you'll really enjoy the stories... and
I just had to replace my catalytic converter which, alas, costs about 1000 times what one of these stories does. :)
(Repost, if you don't mind. It helps. Thank you.)
I don't often plug stuff here, but...
1) I do have to eat
2) I'm really proud of a set of stories and characters I started with *brand new* at the beginning of the year.
This is the first story: ko-fi.com/s/ef5a7b7880
1) I do have to eat
2) I'm really proud of a set of stories and characters I started with *brand new* at the beginning of the year.
This is the first story: ko-fi.com/s/ef5a7b7880
The Mad King - Michael A Stackpole's Ko-fi Shop
The Mad King is a sword & sorcery fantasy novella featuring Neryon, a warlock whose life is governed by the whims of fate. In this first story he enco...
ko-fi.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I'd really love for you to take a look at this thread.
I think you'll really enjoy the stories... and
I just had to replace my catalytic converter which, alas, costs about 1000 times what one of these stories does. :)
(Repost, if you don't mind. It helps. Thank you.)
I think you'll really enjoy the stories... and
I just had to replace my catalytic converter which, alas, costs about 1000 times what one of these stories does. :)
(Repost, if you don't mind. It helps. Thank you.)
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Who's the moron who thought this was a good idea?
Who's the moron who thought this was a good idea?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Who's the moron who thought this was a good idea?
Who's the moron who thought this was a good idea?
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Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Not butthole jokes or cat pictures, but a third beautiful BlueSky option.
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Humans are social animals.
But what if we’re not?
But what if we’re not?
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Humans are social animals.
But what if we’re not?
But what if we’re not?
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My daughter’s friend thinks I look like I’m in my 20s so she’s in the will.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My daughter’s friend thinks I look like I’m in my 20s so she’s in the will.
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Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
February 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Just here existing a little too loudly for my wife’s convenience. As is usual.
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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
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my Sunday plan is to reach for the stars that are hanging from my basement’s ceiling
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
my Sunday plan is to reach for the stars that are hanging from my basement’s ceiling
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow..."
"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow..."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow..."
"What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow..."
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ojos bien abiertos. Enfocar en la luz verde.'
"Ojos bien abiertos. Enfocar en la luz verde.'
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ojos bien abiertos. Enfocar en la luz verde.'
"Ojos bien abiertos. Enfocar en la luz verde.'
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
"I'm going to try something, I saw it in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Now that you’ve paid off your account, you’re going to receive a notice in the mail offering for you to continue your R&R coverage."
"Now that you’ve paid off your account, you’re going to receive a notice in the mail offering for you to continue your R&R coverage."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Now that you’ve paid off your account, you’re going to receive a notice in the mail offering for you to continue your R&R coverage."
"Now that you’ve paid off your account, you’re going to receive a notice in the mail offering for you to continue your R&R coverage."
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
"Kevin, you will NEVER out-fart me. Practice your game on your own time."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
“Do you see the blue E towards the bottom of your screen?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?
Do I have enough spice on these nuts?