Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Pinned
I'm hungry like the two wolves inside of me.
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Sometimes Rooster mildly annoys me but he's such an asshole about it that now I want to poison his food.
~A Murder Mystery
~A Murder Mystery
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes Rooster mildly annoys me but he's such an asshole about it that now I want to poison his food.
~A Murder Mystery
~A Murder Mystery
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I would survive a horror movie simply by not being a dumb bitch
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I would survive a horror movie simply by not being a dumb bitch
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The gasp when I accidentally close the browser window that has the important tabs open 😑
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The gasp when I accidentally close the browser window that has the important tabs open 😑
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frenemy? in this economy?!
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
frenemy? in this economy?!
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I wish i could curate my life like I do with my feeds on Bsky
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I wish i could curate my life like I do with my feeds on Bsky
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ate so much protein my poop cannonballed thru the floor into my neighbor’s lap
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
ate so much protein my poop cannonballed thru the floor into my neighbor’s lap
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Rolling the dice with my mental health by clicking on the Discovery feed.
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Rolling the dice with my mental health by clicking on the Discovery feed.
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Runner ducklings! I repeat - Runner ducklings!
Day nine of our four little runner duck ducklings follow the journey on YouTube youtube.com/playlist?lis...
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Runner ducklings! I repeat - Runner ducklings!
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I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I used up all my motivation for Q1 in January
24: boyfriend and I watched some pretty old movies last night
me: *thinks Casablanca and Ben Hur* yes, which ones?
her: Pretty Woman and Sleepers
me:
her:
me: *leaves room*
her: wait! where are you going?
me: oh, to leave out a goat for the tyrannosaur and water for the triceratops
me: *thinks Casablanca and Ben Hur* yes, which ones?
her: Pretty Woman and Sleepers
me:
her:
me: *leaves room*
her: wait! where are you going?
me: oh, to leave out a goat for the tyrannosaur and water for the triceratops
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
24: boyfriend and I watched some pretty old movies last night
me: *thinks Casablanca and Ben Hur* yes, which ones?
her: Pretty Woman and Sleepers
me:
her:
me: *leaves room*
her: wait! where are you going?
me: oh, to leave out a goat for the tyrannosaur and water for the triceratops
me: *thinks Casablanca and Ben Hur* yes, which ones?
her: Pretty Woman and Sleepers
me:
her:
me: *leaves room*
her: wait! where are you going?
me: oh, to leave out a goat for the tyrannosaur and water for the triceratops
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If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a 'G'.
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Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Does shitposting about work count as dated documentation???
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The Klingon language is just speaking French but your jaws are wired shut and you have a sore throat.
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The Klingon language is just speaking French but your jaws are wired shut and you have a sore throat.
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Today's grammar peeve:
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Today's grammar peeve:
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
It's not "Him and his friends went to the game," it's "He and his friends went to the game".
If you say it the first way, you are LITERALLY saying
"Him went to the game and his friends went to the game".
Get it together, podcasters.
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The older I get, the less I want to go to places that I used to enjoy. For example, outside.
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The older I get, the less I want to go to places that I used to enjoy. For example, outside.
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Share a preacher, priest, or nun
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Share a preacher, priest, or nun
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Finally some good news for a change! 🤘🏻💯😂💚 youtube.com/watch?v=et8y...
RiffTrax Makes MST3K - Four NEW episodes in 2026!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finally some good news for a change! 🤘🏻💯😂💚 youtube.com/watch?v=et8y...
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Loot that drops after defeating me: half-drunk can of Diet Pepsi, travel pack of Kleenex, pen running dry of ink, and that thing I couldn't remember where I put it, and searched all over for it, and there it is right where I left it.
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: half-drunk can of Diet Pepsi, travel pack of Kleenex, pen running dry of ink, and that thing I couldn't remember where I put it, and searched all over for it, and there it is right where I left it.
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You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You are a fucking nightmare… I’m into it.
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I like to take the whole Oreo and plop it in my mouth, then take a big sip of milk and let the two meld together for a few seconds then chew. Am I weird, or a genius?
Do you seductively eat your Oreos horizontally or vertically?
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I like to take the whole Oreo and plop it in my mouth, then take a big sip of milk and let the two meld together for a few seconds then chew. Am I weird, or a genius?
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Loot that drops after defeating me: a large bag of reclaimed bellybutton fluff, 2 silver dobber marbles and a half eaten curly wurly
Loot that drops after defeating me: an unmatched dryer sock, a mini LED flashlight, and the heel from a brick of gouda.
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bag of cheese curds, a drill bit set, an energy drink (half full), and a boost of endurance
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me: a large bag of reclaimed bellybutton fluff, 2 silver dobber marbles and a half eaten curly wurly
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taking my girl vitamins (tiramisu)
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
taking my girl vitamins (tiramisu)
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I have an Outlook reminder that is 43 weeks overdue
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I have an Outlook reminder that is 43 weeks overdue
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I'm shadowbanned but like in real life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm shadowbanned but like in real life