Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos
No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text.
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos
No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text.
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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It's not that I don't like people...
Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
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I just posted it to this guy, too. I have no idea who he is, but he posted a graph. 🤪 bsky.app/profile/carl...
“.. Durable goods prices in particular are behaving very differently in 2025 year-to-date than in 2023 or 2024.”
#Liberated 🇺🇸
- @ernietedeschi.bsky.social
#Liberated 🇺🇸
- @ernietedeschi.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just posted it to this guy, too. I have no idea who he is, but he posted a graph. 🤪 bsky.app/profile/carl...
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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No need to type louder. But thanks for asking.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No need to type louder. But thanks for asking.
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Me: *Hits unsubscribe button.
Them: Would you like to unsubscribe to all emails or only those emails sent when the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars?
Me: Take a fucking guess. 😡
Them: Would you like to unsubscribe to all emails or only those emails sent when the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars?
Me: Take a fucking guess. 😡
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me: *Hits unsubscribe button.
Them: Would you like to unsubscribe to all emails or only those emails sent when the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars?
Me: Take a fucking guess. 😡
Them: Would you like to unsubscribe to all emails or only those emails sent when the Moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars?
Me: Take a fucking guess. 😡
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*seductively cleans up the kitchen* how you doin'?
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*seductively cleans up the kitchen* how you doin'?
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POV you're hanging out with your friend Billy Zane and two demons
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
POV you're hanging out with your friend Billy Zane and two demons
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That tension you feel?
You probably you just have to pee.
You probably you just have to pee.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That tension you feel?
You probably you just have to pee.
You probably you just have to pee.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I will fuck around and find out.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
We're all going to find out, whether we fuck around or not.
So go for it.
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: @maxwellgraf.bsky.social is a genius!
I have created this trend graph for your convenience, but specifically for @klaybourne.bsky.social , because butthole.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: @maxwellgraf.bsky.social is a genius!
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I have created this trend graph for your convenience, but specifically for @klaybourne.bsky.social , because butthole.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have created this trend graph for your convenience, but specifically for @klaybourne.bsky.social , because butthole.
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My OnlyFans, but it’s just me basting my ham and wondering if the potatoes are cooked enough to be mashed
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My OnlyFans, but it’s just me basting my ham and wondering if the potatoes are cooked enough to be mashed
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"ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers" - Stephen King, of course
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers" - Stephen King, of course
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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OnlyFans but it’s just me scrubbing pots and pans clean
OnlyFans but it's just me shaving pepperjack and cheddar to use on nachos.
OnlyFans but it's just me tending the firebox of my smoker.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me scrubbing pots and pans clean
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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having a wood chipper would be fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
having a wood chipper would be fun
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Mr. Coffee, 2017-2025
Please give my wife privacy at this time as we grieve her loss of programmed coffee times.
Please give my wife privacy at this time as we grieve her loss of programmed coffee times.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Mr. Coffee, 2017-2025
Please give my wife privacy at this time as we grieve her loss of programmed coffee times.
Please give my wife privacy at this time as we grieve her loss of programmed coffee times.
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"Don't forget for tonight's Bingo games, we have a special two-for-one on game cards."
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Don't forget for tonight's Bingo games, we have a special two-for-one on game cards."
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Mostly just tips...
Yeah… but did they post recipes?
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mostly just tips...
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Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hey, if you know a girl named Lisa who gets mono a funny joke would be to call her Mono Lisa.
No need to give me credit.
No need to give me credit.