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Kat Alderson 🎉

@klaybourne.bsky.social

1.7K followers 730 following 6.7K posts

💙🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓 swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text. mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 4d

It's not that I don't like people...

Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 48m

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 41m

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10h

made it to the end of this work week on the nourishment and motivation provided by caffeine and suppressed rage

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

🖤😂💯

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 1h

Forget Mastodon, let's move this feast to Esty. I hear they have vvitches.

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Robert The Brave 🎸 @robertaudhd.bsky.social · 1h

Dear Courtney Love, feed me Hot Pockets

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1h

Guys I need to crowdfund a compound.

Milo Ramone 📎 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 1h

Directions to your compound?

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1h

Is it bad that not even the shower gets wet when you turn it on?

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1h

Shitposting is like sliding out the front door in comfy jammies to sit on the front stoop to talk about buttholes and the neighbors new across the street.