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Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
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Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · Aug 20
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 8h
Damn these Minecraft shaders getting good!
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 8h
Trump, after an aide shows him this picture, "well? Is she hot? Patel, get on this, find out who this kid's GF is and if she's hot"
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 9h
its pretty hilarious that superman's origin story begins with two white people from kansas accepting an illegal alien into their home
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
Well that's AMAZING!
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
Hey, a new social media site where I can join in worldwide social and political discourse!

Hmm what should I post

*Snaps fingers*

How about a video of me jorkin' it?

Aaaaand *POST*
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 11h
dems in array
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22h
DJT stands for Diarrhea Jet Trump
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 12h
So many penises jfc
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
His base would stand with heads back and mouth wide open and talk about how magnificent it tasted
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Bucket list item activated
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Banger of the Day

youtu.be/mNBTUJbnN1o?...
Kings
YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
The Call of Dick was right there
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
The only King is KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Alexa please turn off the universe
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
where's the minus sign
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
alt text is the best
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
He's more into only O-negative people
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
still a better love story than Twilight
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
You're just not his type
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
Alt: help i'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
Nature's candy in your hand, can, or vegan cheesecake!
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing sunglasses is saying `` i don t see nuthin wrong with a wittle bump & grind '' .
Alt: r kelly wearing sunglasses is saying `` i don t see nuthin wrong with a wittle bump & grind '' .
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
man, don't get on the Z during rush hour, though
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
How to piss on a girl on the dance floor
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
"the benefits will be fantastic - to ME" - Bezos
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