Vurrence (punished)
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Vurrence (punished)
@vurrence.bsky.social
· Oct 29
There are more than 20,000 ICE agents. Let’s say they weigh 180lbs each, on average.
SNAP benefits for food-insecure people are being eliminated for no good reason, for who knows how long.
…I have a modest proposal.
SNAP benefits for food-insecure people are being eliminated for no good reason, for who knows how long.
…I have a modest proposal.
If some kind soul burned all records of my financial debts, that would fix me
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If some kind soul burned all records of my financial debts, that would fix me
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Say what you will about Bach, but he had the hottest G-String
Bach: Air on the G String (Orchestral Suite No. 3)
YouTube video by HALIDONMUSIC
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Say what you will about Bach, but he had the hottest G-String
To be frank, Frank is a really weird name when you think about it
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
To be frank, Frank is a really weird name when you think about it
Heard you was talking shit
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Heard you was talking shit
It's Saturday! QTP with a cartoon series you love
January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It's Saturday! QTP with a cartoon series you love
If I get fired, at least I can cash out my 401k to pay off my credit cards.
And the interest I pay on those are equivalent to what I get paid for having a job!
I can’t lose!
And the interest I pay on those are equivalent to what I get paid for having a job!
I can’t lose!
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If I get fired, at least I can cash out my 401k to pay off my credit cards.
And the interest I pay on those are equivalent to what I get paid for having a job!
I can’t lose!
And the interest I pay on those are equivalent to what I get paid for having a job!
I can’t lose!
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I have a fucking gun, so put those sticks and stones down and back away slowly
But I have a fucking gun, so put those sticks and stones down and back away slowly
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I have a fucking gun, so put those sticks and stones down and back away slowly
But I have a fucking gun, so put those sticks and stones down and back away slowly
Posting from east Portland.
Fuck all these state-sanctioned murderous shitstains on the underwear of humanity.
We clearly need to wipe more thoroughly. 😠
Fuck all these state-sanctioned murderous shitstains on the underwear of humanity.
We clearly need to wipe more thoroughly. 😠
Federal agents shoot 2 people in East Portland, police say
Two people were shot Thursday by federal officers in East Portland, according to the Portland Police Bureau. The two people who were shot have been transported to local hospitals. Their condition was ...
www.opb.org
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Posting from east Portland.
Fuck all these state-sanctioned murderous shitstains on the underwear of humanity.
We clearly need to wipe more thoroughly. 😠
Fuck all these state-sanctioned murderous shitstains on the underwear of humanity.
We clearly need to wipe more thoroughly. 😠
[deletes five drafts of things I want to say that could actually result in bad things for me, way beyond another Bluesky permaban]
But you know what I wanna say.
Yeaaah, you know.
But you know what I wanna say.
Yeaaah, you know.
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
[deletes five drafts of things I want to say that could actually result in bad things for me, way beyond another Bluesky permaban]
But you know what I wanna say.
Yeaaah, you know.
But you know what I wanna say.
Yeaaah, you know.
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hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross.
so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.
fuck you Bluesky.
so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.
fuck you Bluesky.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross.
so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.
fuck you Bluesky.
so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.
fuck you Bluesky.
post a vampire who isnt dracula
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
post a vampire who isnt dracula
In trouble at my job.
Guess I have to start giving more of a shit about it.
Fuck.
Guess I have to start giving more of a shit about it.
Fuck.
January 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
In trouble at my job.
Guess I have to start giving more of a shit about it.
Fuck.
Guess I have to start giving more of a shit about it.
Fuck.
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you know the end of star wars return of the jedi when the emporer dies and everyone celebrates? they all got banned from bluesky for that
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
you know the end of star wars return of the jedi when the emporer dies and everyone celebrates? they all got banned from bluesky for that
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What?! How dare you! None of my perversions are disgusting! They’re actually very normal.
Anyway, I’m DMing you an address. Arrive covered in BBQ sauce, and I mean COVERED, or else the deal is off.
Anyway, I’m DMing you an address. Arrive covered in BBQ sauce, and I mean COVERED, or else the deal is off.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
What?! How dare you! None of my perversions are disgusting! They’re actually very normal.
Anyway, I’m DMing you an address. Arrive covered in BBQ sauce, and I mean COVERED, or else the deal is off.
Anyway, I’m DMing you an address. Arrive covered in BBQ sauce, and I mean COVERED, or else the deal is off.
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There are few things that live in my head so rent-free
a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding a tray of food
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding a tray of food
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
There are few things that live in my head so rent-free
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If I had a nickel for every time this happened I’d be able to make a life-sized statue of myself shitting my pants. Made out of nickels.
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If I had a nickel for every time this happened I’d be able to make a life-sized statue of myself shitting my pants. Made out of nickels.
who else up trying to be funny, but then you’re like “oh, I’m actually being super dark because of all of that trauma”
so you just try to fart loudly to lighten the mood, but you didn’t realize you actually needed to shit so you poop yourself REAL bad
so you just try to fart loudly to lighten the mood, but you didn’t realize you actually needed to shit so you poop yourself REAL bad
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
who else up trying to be funny, but then you’re like “oh, I’m actually being super dark because of all of that trauma”
so you just try to fart loudly to lighten the mood, but you didn’t realize you actually needed to shit so you poop yourself REAL bad
so you just try to fart loudly to lighten the mood, but you didn’t realize you actually needed to shit so you poop yourself REAL bad
Roses are red
Beer is brewed
Beer is brewed
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Roses are red
Beer is brewed
Beer is brewed
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Me: [can’t talk because my mouth is full of sugar water and three hummingbirds are perched on my lower lip feeding from me]
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Me: [can’t talk because my mouth is full of sugar water and three hummingbirds are perched on my lower lip feeding from me]
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I’m putting “featured on drojo’s fridge” on my resume now
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m putting “featured on drojo’s fridge” on my resume now
I’m sick of overly positive bots
Is there a bot I can follow that will tell me to delete my account and that I will die alone and afraid?
Is there a bot I can follow that will tell me to delete my account and that I will die alone and afraid?
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I’m sick of overly positive bots
Is there a bot I can follow that will tell me to delete my account and that I will die alone and afraid?
Is there a bot I can follow that will tell me to delete my account and that I will die alone and afraid?
Cause of death: pissed toyota
Cause of death: missed quota
Cause of death: misquoted movie line
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Cause of death: pissed toyota