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Mind Goblin

@slartibartfast34.bsky.social

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Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · Aug 20

laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 11h

These are everyday fat teachers and fat accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time in between meals. They're being used as fat political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging also fat president

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 11h

full of twinkies and ding-dongs obvs

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 12h

live look at Portland rn

a sign with bullet holes in it says berlin

ALT: a sign with bullet holes in it says berlin

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 12h

name one antifa

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 12h

gonna create a new short-form social media site called WeHaveAFuckingEditButton dot com

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 14h

shoop da whoop

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 14h

Banger of the Day

Bonnie covering Allen Toussaint

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What Is Success (2008 Remaster)

YouTube video by Bonnie Raitt - Topic

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 14h

if you let a fart rip in your office, it's GUARANTEED someone will come in to ask you something within seconds

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 15h

a man is holding palm trees in his hands and says `` it 's a big w , i tell you ! ''

Alt: a man is holding palm trees in his hands and says `` it 's a big w , i tell you ! '' from it's a mad mad mad mad world

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 17h

yes, and... why are you holding a potato in your hand?

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 17h

nice joke, take a bough

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried 20 - 30 years of addiction about it?

-me, as a therapist

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

nobody gets on the dizzouble dizzutch bus anymore and it shows

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

they're all we have to go on.

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

I find your lack of rock-em sock-em robots disturbing

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

We shall dispense of the dispatching of all epistles posthaste!

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

chlamydia chowder

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

name one antifa

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

goggle show m.e big boobes

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a plaid shirt sits at a picnic table with the words " settle down " on the bottom

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt sits at a picnic table with the words " settle down " on the bottom

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

Quote post an unfiltered pic of your credit card and say your age, address, ssn, mother's maiden name and 3 digit security code on the back of the card

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d

a man standing in front of a building with fer what written on the bottom

ALT: a man standing in front of a building with fer what written on the bottom

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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

This timeline needed a palette cleanse, thank you

Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d

Digeridon't