Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
you trying to tell me "squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg" is something sexual?
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you trying to tell me "squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg" is something sexual?
"allegations" she wrote a fucking book about it
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"allegations" she wrote a fucking book about it
she gleek on my glomp until i goo
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
she gleek on my glomp until i goo
"Nana, it's the only way it makes sense. They've never found any sasquatch skeletons, babies or settlements. Where do they HIDE, NANA!" [knocks over gravy boat]
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Nana, it's the only way it makes sense. They've never found any sasquatch skeletons, babies or settlements. Where do they HIDE, NANA!" [knocks over gravy boat]
Not all heroes wear capes, and some are in the AV club
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not all heroes wear capes, and some are in the AV club
quick everyone call about Melania
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
quick everyone call about Melania
it's how we learn the true meaning of Christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's how we learn the true meaning of Christmas!
Make the monkey dance!
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Make the monkey dance!
sorry my Notes are filled with shopping lists on the same note as potential song lyrics lol
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sorry my Notes are filled with shopping lists on the same note as potential song lyrics lol
also, don't forget coffee creamer and eggs
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
also, don't forget coffee creamer and eggs
Gotta pace yourself! It's a marathon, not a sprint! Keep it to just light assholery before lunch, maybe hit a couple hard asshole moments after that!
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gotta pace yourself! It's a marathon, not a sprint! Keep it to just light assholery before lunch, maybe hit a couple hard asshole moments after that!
...as a matter of fact, it's all dark
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
...as a matter of fact, it's all dark
He wearing the Mamdani fit again today
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He wearing the Mamdani fit again today
Reposted by Mind Goblin
Ouroboros: Moooom! He’s making me eat my own tail again!
Ouroboros’ Mom: [smoking and finishing another glass of wine] Don’t make your brother eat himself, sweetie.
Ouroboros’ Mom: [smoking and finishing another glass of wine] Don’t make your brother eat himself, sweetie.
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ouroboros: Moooom! He’s making me eat my own tail again!
Ouroboros’ Mom: [smoking and finishing another glass of wine] Don’t make your brother eat himself, sweetie.
Ouroboros’ Mom: [smoking and finishing another glass of wine] Don’t make your brother eat himself, sweetie.
here I sit, broken hearted...
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
here I sit, broken hearted...
not very slick
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
not very slick