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Kristen Wixx
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

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Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter.
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After more than a century, beloved Galápagos tortoise Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo, dies.
Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
Zoo officials said she came from the Bronx Zoo in either 1928 or 1931 as part of their first group of Galápagos tortoises.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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My WhatsApp profile picture is a screenshot of the text message by my doctor asking me to rest.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Steve is enjoying the swim up bar he's made in the bathroom...
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm a walking paradox.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Post your warning label. This is mine:
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Meet our 3 turkeys, Butterball, Yum Yum, and Drumstick. Just Kidding. All turkeys are named Sir Peckworth Of Gobble Town.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Large accounts if you aren't reposting small accounts your doing it all wrong. *I'm not a small account*
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"

- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Dakotas by size, largest to smallest:
South
North
Fanning
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Remember when every time you opened Bluesky the little notification stamp said 30+?

No? Me neither.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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has anyone in the history of making content been like i love when some internet stranger tells me how i should have done the content i’ve spent time putting together for you for zero dollars.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Was soccer invented by Socrates?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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a lost and found but for the day before the day it all began to unravel
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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AI generated pictures of foliage are created using photosynthesis.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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The porn parody of The Firm is entitled... *checks notes*... "The FIRM."
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I get all of my news from 2019
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM