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thecard.bsky.social
The Card
@thecard.bsky.social
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Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 54m
The agnostic cut of the ninth Friday the 13th film is entitled "Jason Goes to Hell. Or He Rots in the Ground. Who's to Say?"
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 55m
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1h
Sure, I'm unhinged, but not in an "inexplicably get elected president twice" way.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 4h
'Bout to install Windows 11 like
Jim Carey Good Afternoon GIF
ALT: Jim Carey Good Afternoon GIF
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 12h
LOL! It honestly wasn’t that funny (like most of my stuff).
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13h
Abstained from making a joke I thought was in poor taste, and I don’t even know who I am anymore.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13h
This was pretty much the GOAT when it came to direct-to-video sequels. It took a lot of inspiration from the Timon & Pumbaa TV series, which was also quite good.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13h
They took the second “C” out of “CDC.”
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Lyndsey @lyndseydoob.bsky.social · 1d
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 13h
😂😂😂
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 19h
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 20h
Feeing angry about feeling sad, and feeing sad about feeling angry.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 22h
😂😂😂
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
From 2023. Yesterday was World Mental Health Day, so
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
First AND foremost? In this economy?
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
I'm unsatisfied with my World Mental Health Day experience. Who do I talk to about a refund?
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
THEN: It’s okay to not be okay.

NOW: It’s not okay to not be okay in a world in which it is impossible to be okay.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
My role in a horror movie would be the guy who’s seen lots of horror movies and is therefore smart enough to not appear in a horror movie.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Wore a coat without checking the weather because the past few days had been chilly and was like
a cartoon drawing of an ice cube with a face and arms and legs
ALT: a cartoon drawing of an ice cube with a face and arms and legs
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
It’s so selfish how making me rich and famous isn’t the foremost priority of every living being.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d
Lobbying to have typos classified as an invasive species.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2d
You don’t like the skeet, I ain’t likin’ your comment.

Sorry to be so harsh.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2d
New comic! Wherein Jenkins feels generous.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 2d
Loosely-related, but the tie-in cartoon was also very good, and I hate that it's largely become lost media.
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