Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Β· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
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i got goosebumps. there are
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i got goosebumps. there are
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
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spiderless gum, the only choice for a smooth, spider-free chewing experience
*may contain spider sugar
*may contain spider sugar
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
spiderless gum, the only choice for a smooth, spider-free chewing experience
*may contain spider sugar
*may contain spider sugar
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Eating ass counts as cardio
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Eating ass counts as cardio
Damnit, she's been brainwashed!
[into a handheld radio] "SEND IN THE EXTRACTION TEAM"
[into a handheld radio] "SEND IN THE EXTRACTION TEAM"
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Damnit, she's been brainwashed!
[into a handheld radio] "SEND IN THE EXTRACTION TEAM"
[into a handheld radio] "SEND IN THE EXTRACTION TEAM"
That would certainly eliminate the methane issue.
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
That would certainly eliminate the methane issue.
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Please, continue to name your pets after foodstuffs.
Itβs never a bad decision.
Itβs never a bad decision.
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Please, continue to name your pets after foodstuffs.
Itβs never a bad decision.
Itβs never a bad decision.
Have you been brainwashed?? Blink 5 times rapidly if you need to be rescuedβ¦
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Have you been brainwashed?? Blink 5 times rapidly if you need to be rescuedβ¦
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Guys, weeping with gratitude because of your generosity. this is a fundraiser my best friend and I started to help her sister spend more time with her terminally ill daughter. Please donate if you can we're trying to reach 16k. Thank you so much for sharing too gofund.me/9536bd2ab
Donate to Help DaphnΓ©'s parents be there for her, organized by Cindy Rivet
version française au bas
DaphnΓ© is 7 years old. She loves school, playing with β¦ Cindy Rivet needs your support for Help DaphnΓ©'s parents be there for her
gofund.me
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Guys, weeping with gratitude because of your generosity. this is a fundraiser my best friend and I started to help her sister spend more time with her terminally ill daughter. Please donate if you can we're trying to reach 16k. Thank you so much for sharing too gofund.me/9536bd2ab
Sudden uncontrollable desire to become the object of somebody's obsession.
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Sudden uncontrollable desire to become the object of somebody's obsession.
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
It's beautiful from the back π
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It's beautiful from the back π
Take pictures of the view? It's take pictures of the view isn't it?
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Take pictures of the view? It's take pictures of the view isn't it?
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sex winnie the pooh style
you keep your shirt on and get stuck in my jar of honey
send
you keep your shirt on and get stuck in my jar of honey
send
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
sex winnie the pooh style
you keep your shirt on and get stuck in my jar of honey
send
you keep your shirt on and get stuck in my jar of honey
send
It's important to make sure we're on the same page with this kind of stuff π
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It's important to make sure we're on the same page with this kind of stuff π
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we go together like boners
and gray sweatpants
and gray sweatpants
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
we go together like boners
and gray sweatpants
and gray sweatpants
Sorry I'm confused; is sucking your ass from front to back supposed to be a bad thing?
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Sorry I'm confused; is sucking your ass from front to back supposed to be a bad thing?
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I understand that a lot of people are fed up and frustrated by a lot of things going on lately.
And I know a lot of us feel the need to vent about it.
I find it extremely uncomfortable when that venting happens in the replies to a completely unrelated post.
Iβm sure Iβm not the only one.
And I know a lot of us feel the need to vent about it.
I find it extremely uncomfortable when that venting happens in the replies to a completely unrelated post.
Iβm sure Iβm not the only one.
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I understand that a lot of people are fed up and frustrated by a lot of things going on lately.
And I know a lot of us feel the need to vent about it.
I find it extremely uncomfortable when that venting happens in the replies to a completely unrelated post.
Iβm sure Iβm not the only one.
And I know a lot of us feel the need to vent about it.
I find it extremely uncomfortable when that venting happens in the replies to a completely unrelated post.
Iβm sure Iβm not the only one.
I love to have to submit a support request to @support.bsky.team along why they decided to ruin my user experience.
January 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I love to have to submit a support request to @support.bsky.team along why they decided to ruin my user experience.
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*picking up four pallets of waffles from the back of the restaurant*
iβll show YOU how to build a house
iβll show YOU how to build a house
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*picking up four pallets of waffles from the back of the restaurant*
iβll show YOU how to build a house
iβll show YOU how to build a house
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where the oldest river dumps into the mediterranean is so old itβs sea nile
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
where the oldest river dumps into the mediterranean is so old itβs sea nile
Fulfilling the social expectation on autopilot. What a time to be alive.
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Fulfilling the social expectation on autopilot. What a time to be alive.
Fingers crossed for the game as well. Slut team represent! ππ«¦π
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Fingers crossed for the game as well. Slut team represent! ππ«¦π
There's only so many times you can be ignored before you have to stop caring for your own sanity.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
There's only so many times you can be ignored before you have to stop caring for your own sanity.
Ugh, well that changes things. I'm sorry to hear that. This place can certainly be good for silly little coping jokes
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Ugh, well that changes things. I'm sorry to hear that. This place can certainly be good for silly little coping jokes