Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Manfred Mann's Darth Band
Manfred Mann's Darth Band
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Pearl Jab
Pearl Jab
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Depeche Mole
Depeche Mole
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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Manfred Mann's Darth Band
Manfred Mann's Darth Band
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Dastardly and Muttley in Their Frying Machines
Dastardly and Muttley in Their Frying Machines
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Rocko’s Modern Lice
Rocko’s Modern Lice
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ThunderRats
ThunderRats
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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Dastardly and Muttley in Their Frying Machines
Dastardly and Muttley in Their Frying Machines
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[my funeral]
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
[my funeral]
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
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Missionary so I can ask you if you’ve accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Missionary so I can ask you if you’ve accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
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The Tomb of the Unknown Caller
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The Tomb of the Unknown Caller
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If I were a cat, I’d waste all nine lives online.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If I were a cat, I’d waste all nine lives online.
Oh cool, so the list I use to keep up with all the stuff people I like say without any of the reskeets now just…has all the reskeets in it as well I guess? The Devs really are determined to turn this app into a fucking garbage fire aren't they?
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Oh cool, so the list I use to keep up with all the stuff people I like say without any of the reskeets now just…has all the reskeets in it as well I guess? The Devs really are determined to turn this app into a fucking garbage fire aren't they?
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Motionless In Shite
Motionless In Shite
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The Grateful Head
The Grateful Head
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Ballet for my Valentine
Ballet for my Valentine
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Motionless In Shite
Motionless In Shite
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Pearl Ham
Pearl Ham
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Ballet for my Valentine
Ballet for my Valentine
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Ben Folds Fine
Ben Folds Fine
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Pearl Ham
Pearl Ham
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Ballet for my Valentine
Ballet for my Valentine
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Ben Folds Fine
Ben Folds Fine
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Tush
Tush
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Ballet for my Valentine
Ballet for my Valentine
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live laugh lower your expectations
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
live laugh lower your expectations
I'm not telling you what to do, but I'm definitely telling you to look at this thread. Don't argue with me, just do it.
Smol Paul looking at things of mine he wants to eat: an occasional thread (the one on Twitter is several years old now!).
To begin: sausage roll
To begin: sausage roll
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I'm not telling you what to do, but I'm definitely telling you to look at this thread. Don't argue with me, just do it.
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When words fail, pictures speak volumes.
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 AM
When words fail, pictures speak volumes.
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Fisters of Mercy
Fisters of Mercy
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Wool
Wool
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Men Without Cats
Men Without Cats
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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Fisters of Mercy
Fisters of Mercy
After the last bunch of weeks I've had I'm so ready to spend an entire weekend in bed with someone incredibly hot. It's not going to happen, but I'm ready for it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
After the last bunch of weeks I've had I'm so ready to spend an entire weekend in bed with someone incredibly hot. It's not going to happen, but I'm ready for it.
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Scissor Misters
Scissor Misters
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Wool
Wool
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Men Without Cats
Men Without Cats
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Scissor Misters
Scissor Misters
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Wool
Wool
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Men Without Cats
Men Without Cats
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Greek Day
Greek Day
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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Wool
Wool
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dracula calls clocks venn diagrams
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
dracula calls clocks venn diagrams
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please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
please don’t come at me with a knife, cause most likely I was going to come at you with a knife first & now I just look unoriginal
I got my own fucking car back today. 7 weeks to the day after it was put out of action. I had a courtesy car for one shitty week of that. I wish all insurance companies a very suck my fucking dick.
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I got my own fucking car back today. 7 weeks to the day after it was put out of action. I had a courtesy car for one shitty week of that. I wish all insurance companies a very suck my fucking dick.
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argentine restaurant called the chez guevara
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 PM
argentine restaurant called the chez guevara
Well that's step one done. Only [unspecified] steps to go 😕
I've got the first step of a big thing that's taken me far too long to start today. And I'm fucking scared to shit. Most of you won't even see this until the time has already come, but good vibes from anybody that does would be massively appreciated.
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Well that's step one done. Only [unspecified] steps to go 😕
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I once dated an arborist
we were always exchanging pleasant trees
we were always exchanging pleasant trees
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I once dated an arborist
we were always exchanging pleasant trees
we were always exchanging pleasant trees
I've got the first step of a big thing that's taken me far too long to start today. And I'm fucking scared to shit. Most of you won't even see this until the time has already come, but good vibes from anybody that does would be massively appreciated.
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I've got the first step of a big thing that's taken me far too long to start today. And I'm fucking scared to shit. Most of you won't even see this until the time has already come, but good vibes from anybody that does would be massively appreciated.