Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
I'm telling you all now that I will not be changing my name here for Christmas. Why? Because I fuckin hate Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm telling you all now that I will not be changing my name here for Christmas. Why? Because I fuckin hate Christmas.
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i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think i’m hot and funny and relatable
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think i’m hot and funny and relatable
Livestream of an SOI exploration dive that's looking for ASGARD ARCHAEA? Don't mind if I do!
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Livestream of an SOI exploration dive that's looking for ASGARD ARCHAEA? Don't mind if I do!
Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers
I love you
I love you
(Me, who still gets anxiety about being around the people he's worked with for 8 years)
I could run this fucking country
I could run this fucking country
(me, who lives in sweatpants and other comfy clothes) I could be a fashion designer
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
(Me, who still gets anxiety about being around the people he's worked with for 8 years)
I could run this fucking country
I could run this fucking country
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As promised, here’s the piece I made the other night.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
As promised, here’s the piece I made the other night.
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Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
Tattoo decisions are playing with my anxiety. WHY am I like this??
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Tattoo decisions are playing with my anxiety. WHY am I like this??
Moisturising my freshly shaved balls, just as god intended.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Moisturising my freshly shaved balls, just as god intended.
Boy I sure do love it when my car costs me over £1000 the month before Christmas. Very cool, thanks buddy.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Boy I sure do love it when my car costs me over £1000 the month before Christmas. Very cool, thanks buddy.
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It's okay to take no shit
It's okay not to sugarcoat
It's not okay to hurt intentionally
It's not okay to hurt accidentally
And forego the apology
Eye for an eye
Feels like righteous fire
But all it does
Is drag you to their level
All it does
Is sacrifice the person
You so carefully cultivated
It's okay not to sugarcoat
It's not okay to hurt intentionally
It's not okay to hurt accidentally
And forego the apology
Eye for an eye
Feels like righteous fire
But all it does
Is drag you to their level
All it does
Is sacrifice the person
You so carefully cultivated
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's okay to take no shit
It's okay not to sugarcoat
It's not okay to hurt intentionally
It's not okay to hurt accidentally
And forego the apology
Eye for an eye
Feels like righteous fire
But all it does
Is drag you to their level
All it does
Is sacrifice the person
You so carefully cultivated
It's okay not to sugarcoat
It's not okay to hurt intentionally
It's not okay to hurt accidentally
And forego the apology
Eye for an eye
Feels like righteous fire
But all it does
Is drag you to their level
All it does
Is sacrifice the person
You so carefully cultivated
Big titty goths are not in my area enough and it really shows.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Big titty goths are not in my area enough and it really shows.
Don't you fucking dare disturb me while I'm mixing my potions (eating soup)
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Don't you fucking dare disturb me while I'm mixing my potions (eating soup)
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I try to make a little heart symbol with my fingers and thumbs, but at the last moment I cramp up and accidently invoke the sigil to resurrect an eldritch god, ending the world
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I try to make a little heart symbol with my fingers and thumbs, but at the last moment I cramp up and accidently invoke the sigil to resurrect an eldritch god, ending the world
Can I just not this week? I feel like I've earned it.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Can I just not this week? I feel like I've earned it.
Hey baby, wanna come over and help me combat the Sunday scaries by cutting off my oxygen supply?
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey baby, wanna come over and help me combat the Sunday scaries by cutting off my oxygen supply?
Fed up of my life being all that's in my head. Tell me about your day. What ya doing?
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fed up of my life being all that's in my head. Tell me about your day. What ya doing?
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•raises hand at star wars convention•
if they can’t hear you in space why not call it the deaf star
if they can’t hear you in space why not call it the deaf star
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
•raises hand at star wars convention•
if they can’t hear you in space why not call it the deaf star
if they can’t hear you in space why not call it the deaf star
You can marinade my sausage.
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You can marinade my sausage.
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"I know a young woman by the name of O'Leary. She's smart, playful, and loves to run and hunt. She'd be a great choice for watching your kids."
"An Irish sitter?"
"An Irish sitter?"
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"I know a young woman by the name of O'Leary. She's smart, playful, and loves to run and hunt. She'd be a great choice for watching your kids."
"An Irish sitter?"
"An Irish sitter?"
Absolutely horrifying if literal: sex kitten
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Absolutely horrifying if literal: sex kitten
We're so back (tummy hort)
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We're so back (tummy hort)
Yeah I'm awake. Probably a bad idea tbh, let's find out!
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Yeah I'm awake. Probably a bad idea tbh, let's find out!